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[[File:Thegrinch.png|thumb|The Grinch as he appears in ''The Grinch'' (2000) on the [[Game Boy Color]].]] | [[File:Thegrinch.png|thumb|The Grinch as he appears in ''The Grinch'' (2000) on the [[Game Boy Color]].]] | ||
'''The Grinch''' is one of many despicable beings who wishes to ruin [[Christmas]]. He is green. | '''The Grinch''' is one of many despicable beings who wishes to ruin [[Christmas]]. He is green. | ||
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* He is as cuddly as a [[cactus]]. | * He is as cuddly as a [[cactus]]. | ||
* He is as charming as an [[eel]]. | * He is as charming as an [[eel]]. | ||
| − | * He's a bad [[banana]] with a greasy black peel. | + | * He's a bad [[banana]] with a greasy [[black]] peel. |
| − | * He's a monster. | + | * He's a [[monster]]. |
| − | * His heart's an empty [[hole]].<ref>Don't get it twisted: his head is not like a hole, his heart is.</ref> | + | * His [[heart]]'s an empty [[hole]].<ref>Don't get it twisted: his head is not like a hole, his heart is.</ref> |
* His brain is full of spiders. | * His brain is full of spiders. | ||
| − | * He's got garlic in his soul. | + | * He's got [[garlic]] in his soul. |
| − | * Many would not touch him with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot<ref>12.0396 meters</ref> pole. | + | * Many would not touch him with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot<ref>12.0396 meters</ref> [[pole]]. |
* He is vile. | * He is vile. | ||
* He has termites in his smile. | * He has termites in his smile. | ||
| − | * He has all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.<ref>Saltwater crocodiles do exist, so it is uncertain how they would become seasick.</ref> | + | * He has all the tender sweetness of a seasick [[crocodile]].<ref>Saltwater crocodiles do exist, so it is uncertain how they would become seasick.</ref> |
* He is foul. | * He is foul. | ||
* He's a nasty-wasty [[skunk]].{{Citation needed}} | * He's a nasty-wasty [[skunk]].{{Citation needed}} | ||
| − | * His heart is full of unwashed | + | * His heart is full of unwashed [[sock]]s. |
| − | * His soul is full of gunk. | + | * His [[soul]] is full of gunk. |
* He's a rotter. | * He's a rotter. | ||
* He's the [[Agu|king]] of sinful sots. | * He's the [[Agu|king]] of sinful sots. | ||
| − | * His heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots. | + | * His heart's a dead [[tomato]] splotched with moldy [[purple]] spots. |
* His soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with [[Host|the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable]], mangled up in tangled up knots. | * His soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with [[Host|the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable]], mangled up in tangled up knots. | ||
* He's a crooked dirty jockey and he drives a crooked hoss. | * He's a crooked dirty jockey and he drives a crooked hoss. | ||
| − | * He's a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with [[arsenic]] sauce. | + | * He's a three decker [[sauerkraut]] and toadstool [[sandwich]] with [[arsenic]] [[sauce]]. |
== Redemption arc == | == Redemption arc == | ||
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== Blue Grinch == | == Blue Grinch == | ||
Is a [[Blue Grinch]] even possible? You decide... | Is a [[Blue Grinch]] even possible? You decide... | ||
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| + | == Grinch Night == | ||
| + | Grinch Night is a night of the year in which the Grinch starts a-prowlin' as a result of a [[chain of events]] starting with the blowing of a [[sour-sweet wind]]. On Grinch Night the Grinch is so evil and fucked up and loves to show off [[Damn seal|the horrors]] to the Whos of Whoville. Some have said they would not go out on Grinch Night for $1.50, while others have claimed they wouldn't go out for $66,600,000.66. That bad. | ||
== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
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[[Category:Christmas]] | [[Category:Christmas]] | ||
[[Category:Evil]] | [[Category:Evil]] | ||
| + | <references /> | ||
| + | [[Category:Green]] | ||
Latest revision as of 13:39, 27 March 2024
The Grinch as he appears in The Grinch (2000) on the Game Boy Color.
The Grinch is one of many despicable beings who wishes to ruin Christmas. He is green.
He has a dog named Max.
Attributes
- He is a heel.[1]
- He is as cuddly as a cactus.
- He is as charming as an eel.
- He's a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
- He's a monster.
- His heart's an empty hole.[2]
- His brain is full of spiders.
- He's got garlic in his soul.
- Many would not touch him with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot[3] pole.
- He is vile.
- He has termites in his smile.
- He has all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.[4]
- He is foul.
- He's a nasty-wasty skunk.[citation needed]
- His heart is full of unwashed socks.
- His soul is full of gunk.
- He's a rotter.
- He's the king of sinful sots.
- His heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.
- His soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots.
- He's a crooked dirty jockey and he drives a crooked hoss.
- He's a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.
Redemption arc
Despite all this, the woke writers at Dr. Seuss redeemed the Grinch by growing his heart three sizes after he realized the Whos down in Whoville supported each other and maintained Christmas cheer even after he stole all their presents.
Blue Grinch
Is a Blue Grinch even possible? You decide...
Grinch Night
Grinch Night is a night of the year in which the Grinch starts a-prowlin' as a result of a chain of events starting with the blowing of a sour-sweet wind. On Grinch Night the Grinch is so evil and fucked up and loves to show off the horrors to the Whos of Whoville. Some have said they would not go out on Grinch Night for $1.50, while others have claimed they wouldn't go out for $66,600,000.66. That bad.