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-- openSarsaparilla [OS] began pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 22:39 --

OS: Seems to work.
KC: I don't know... this chat client seems like a hunk of junk.
OS: That's the whole point. Nobody moderates this thing, and it allows direct messaging.
OS: Anyone can join those IRC chats, and we've been banned from most instant messaging services.
KC: Isn't this hosted on the wiki? Can't anyone see this?
OS: Not anyone on the same plain of existence as us.
KC: What the hell does that mean?
OS: We are fictional. 'Real' people browse this wiki. But they do not matter all that much to our plans.
OS: As far as I know, nobody that exists to us can see this.
KC: Is that so?
KC: If true, knowing that is questionable to quite a high degree.
KC: I hope that does not come into play in the conclusion of our plans.
OS: You are worried about the ending being meta as fuck?
KC: More worried about having to deal with divine powers. Are you quoting something?
OS: Yes, but it isn't really worth explaining.
OS: What do you think about The Yeti's recent actions?
KC: I don't get why he's so intrigued by some ugly seal.
OS: Did you even bother looking into what said seal has done?
KC: I don't really care. I doubt it knows anything. Its just being devious, as its name states.
OS: Do you know what devious means?
KC: Disruptive. Annoying. Idiotic.
OS: Those last two. Words that describe your current perception quite well.
OS: "Oh ho ho ho!"
KC: You think that seal knows anything?
OS: How should I know? I have my concerns, like you should.
KC: Its a seal. Those things aren't capable of affecting this in any way.
KC: Surely my input has some value here? I've spent the last few days deceiving these very creatures.
OS: Yes, many seals are so easy to trick and deceive. I don't know if it is an inherent trait, though.
OS: Do not think that I don't value your input. It is why I am talking to you in the first place.
OS: I just think you should think more thoroughly.
KC: I guess.
KC: Hey, heres a problem. What are you gonna do about that Host chat thing?
KC: I don't blame you for staying quiet in there, but there has to be a gameplan, right?
OS: I'll be honest, I have no fucking idea what to do about that.
OS: I was not expecting that nobody to rejoin.
OS: And if I leave, surely that raises suspicion?
OS: I'm considering having The Yeti go in there, 'remove' the account, and explain it was a glitch.
KC: You think they would fall for that?
OS: No. That's whats so infuriating.
KC: Is it as infuriating as Damn seal not having an elimination?
OS: This conversation is not going this way.
KC: You haven't a single death. I've lured in not even enough seals to count as one contestant's life, but I'm still ahead.
KC: Are you sure you don't want to switch?
OS: Do you see me as foolish? I know why you want to switch.
OS: You know Damn seal is more effective than Dang seal. It just isn't as fast.
OS: I am not an impatient person.
KC: Just think about it.
OS: It is getting late. Good night.
-- openSarsaparilla [OS] ceased pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 23:18 --

-- openSarsaparilla [OS] began pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 23:31 --

OS: Hey. Wait. Fuck.
KC: What?
OS: I'm not fully informed on this website's wacky cast, but I've atleast checked out the team I'm trying to spy on.
OS: I'm pretty sure the Emoticon is capable of reading and interacting with this chat.
KC: Do they know about this page?
OS: No, but she could learn.
OS: The devious seal is in the same chat as her.
KC: That seal doesn't know shit. Stop worrying about it.
KC: Goodnight.
OS: Can't you afford to be more cautious?
-- karnoffelCode [KC] ceased pestering openSarsaparilla [OS] at 23:44 --

-- openSarsaparilla [OS] began pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 01:08 --

OS: Okay, sorry, but I'm kind of freaking out.
OS: I haven't really looked into everything on this wiki. What if several characters can see this?
OS: We kind of dumped a lot of information here.
OS: Are you awake?
OS: Wake up.
KC: Shut up.
OS: How are you so calm about this?
KC: Literally nothing has happened. Therefore, I do not give a fuck.
OS: You know, if you bothered to use the codewords, we wouldn't even be banned from Telegram.
KC: Why don't you go and marry Telegram?
OS: It is a highly encrypted chatting tool.
OS: You should have appreciated it more.
KC: You're right. I'll learn from my mistake and highly appreciate this Simpsons-ass software.
KC: We should try Pictochat next! And only talk in wingdings!
KC: If that doesn't work, we can video call on the Wii U, and talk in pig latin.
OS: I understand your tone and intent, but these aren't even bad ideas.
KC: How about carrier pigeon?
OS: That wouldn't work. What if someone catches one of them?
KC: I am laughing so fucking hard.
OS: Would taking this seriously be "so fucking hard"?
KC: I just found this page! What is going on! 7:O
KC: Holy shit! It's the combination of symbols that resemble a face that you are so scared of!
KC: Don't worry, I have a cyanide vial in two of my false teeth.
OS: Don't fucking scare me like that.
OS: I thought that was actually her.
OS: Let us cease the tomfoolery. Should I tell The Yeti about all this? I'm worried.
KC: No. Even if you had a point, he would overreact.
KC: Hey. Let's sleep on it.
KC: Or just forget about it.
OS: I will sleep on it. I will not forget about it. I am not as irresponsible as you.
KC: Good enough.
KC: Remind me to turn those elderly seals into food tomorrow.
KC: What would be cute? Two raisins? What foods usually come in pairs?
KC: Hahaha! What if I just turned them into a pear?
OS: Goodnight.
KC: Why can you delay my beauty sleep, but I can't delay your revolting sleep?
-- openSarsaparilla [OS] ceased pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 01:33 --

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-- karnoffelCode [KC] began pestering osoheDance [OD] at 01:59 --

KC: Warning! Host IRC Chat has been hacked. Please leave it ASAP. Avoid sending any messages before departure, as an exploit discovered by hackers allows them to take over your computer and delete all of your files if you send a message. We apologize for the inconvenience.
OC: oh thanks
OC: i forgot i had this app
OC: wtf is my username. reference to something.
OC: ohh its mother 3. i watched a lets play of it a few years back.
OC: is the hacker thing gonna be fixed soon
OC: i wanted to play street fighter with the people on there
OC: oh wait
OC: ur probably an automated message. not a person.
OC: im glad ur not both cuz that would've been embarrasing. if you could see that i tried to talk to you.
OC: but hopefully this is a noreply type thing
-- osoheDance [OD] ceased pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 02:19 --

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-- karnoffelCode [KC] began pestering openSarsaparilla [OS] at 02:21 --

KC: Dealt with the double trouble in that Host chat.
KC: Hope this doesn't wake you. Just wanted to brag.
-- karnoffelCode [KC] began pestering openSarsaparilla [OS] at 02:23 --