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| + | == ''VARIANTS'' == | ||
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| + | '''WET FORME ZUGEMU ZR.''' | ||
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| + | ''COMMON'' ⭐ | ||
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| + | '''METAL FORME ZUGEMU ZR.''' | ||
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| + | ''UNCOMMON'' ⭐⭐ | ||
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| + | '''MIRROR FORME ZUGEMU ZR.''' | ||
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| + | ''UNCOMMON'' ⭐⭐ | ||
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| + | '''RETRO FORME ZUGEMU ZR.''' | ||
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| + | ''RARE'' ⭐⭐⭐ | ||
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| + | '''SHADOW FORME ZUGEMU ZR.''' | ||
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| + | ''LEGENDARY'' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ | ||
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Revision as of 04:09, 28 January 2024
| Zugemu Zr. | |
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| Official (official) mascot of The Wiki Camp 2[official] | |
    Zugemu Zr., prior to the incident | |
| Appeal | Mascot |
| General demeanor | Inviting |
| Origin | Read the article to find out 🤫 |
Zugemu "Zuzu" Zr. (full name: Zyugemu Zyugemu Gokou-no-Surikire Kaizyarisuigyo no Suigyoumatu Unraimatu Fuuraimatu Kuuneru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakouzi no Burakouzi Paipopaipo Paipo no Syuuringan Syuuringan no Guurindai Guurindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Tyoukyuumei no Tyousuke[1]) is the official mascot of The Wiki Camp 2 (official). This little sail has so much to tell you!
Biology
Zugemu Zr. is a little sael[official]!
As a token
In the Future, Zuzu can be zownloaded onto your computer, but not now. Zuzu is presently fungible.
History
Hark! Hear our stories three of Zuzu the free!
The Stony Pumpkin
Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world, whence I was beckoned by a most peculiar sight: a brilliant stone, guarded by a mothering seal on the rocks.
The animal immediately became defensive of its treasure, threatening me with growls and charges. I deftly dealt with the beast with a simple blow to the head and made off with its prize. Aboard my vessel I closely examined the OddRock, upon when I was struck by an unsettling realization: it resembled a pumpkin. I uttered my curses at it and deposited the petrified gourd overboard—where it settled at the bottom of the sea, never to be seen again.[wrong]
Before long, the stone was but a memory ... I took to the sea once again. It is a way I have of [having fun]. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; ... and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from [killing everyone in the building]—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. But I found no solace here, for my vessel had run afoul of the current and smashed into a weeping mass of oceanic debris. What I found instead, concealed by a tangle of algae, was none other than the stone.
Its eroded face—or, rather, what remained of it—slid clean off, revealing the treasure that lie within: a pearl, encased in a peachy flesh. But it was not a pearl, no—it was an egg, and no sooner did it hatch into a kindly sail[official], its eyes utterly devoid of bereavement. Why? Don't you hate me? Don't I deserve your resentment? The relenting sail did not answer. With a squinch and a flop, it squeaked its first words:
| “ | Zuuu...Zuuuuu | ” |
And it swam away, never to be seen again.[wrong]
The Extraordinary Redberries
No mascot is complete without an accompanying, tantalizing source of delicious inspiration! One such story tells of the mythic redberries, whose vibrant crimson appearance makes them a no-brainer for such appetizing aesops.
In ancient folklore (c. 1700), the Zugemu was said to be the protector of the delicious redberries. Redberries, it is said, were once greatly abundant, decorating open prairies and dense jungles on every continent and island. However, once man discovered fire and color theory, he associated the burning brightness of the redberries with the tantalizing sting of the wicked flame. So man gathered almost every redberries, squeezing them into tiny embers and discarding the nutritious pulp. Redberries disappeared from the view of the open sky and, eventually, from the public knowledge...
However, it is written that on the Briney Shore, inside a secret damp cave, the last of the redberries remain, guarded by a precious Zuzu.
The Uckinzudoga
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Reception
It's so cute!!
The Divine Goddess's response (official)
Who is this?
- we just told you 🤦♂️
Galleria
VARIANTS
WET FORME ZUGEMU ZR.
COMMON ⭐
METAL FORME ZUGEMU ZR.
UNCOMMON ⭐⭐
MIRROR FORME ZUGEMU ZR.
UNCOMMON ⭐⭐
RETRO FORME ZUGEMU ZR.
RARE ⭐⭐⭐
SHADOW FORME ZUGEMU ZR.
LEGENDARY ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
References
- ↑ general‑0