Extension Cord 7 in, SUPERDANA Power Strip Surge Protector with 12-14 USB Charging Ports and 66 AC Outlets, 900W/4A, Flat Plug Power Outlet for Home, Office, Dorm, Gaming Room, Fire

Great for Home, Office, Dorm, Gaming Room, and especially Fire!

God should be cautious.

Extension Cord 7 in, SUPERDANA Power Strip Surge Protector with 12-14 USB Charging Ports and 66 AC Outlets, 900W 4A, Flat Plug Power Outlet for Home, Office, Dorm, Gaming Room, Fire, otherwise known as Horrible Abomination, is a device for every possible need.

It features 66 AC Outlets, 12-14 USB Charging Ports (we can't determine how many), a power button, and is seemingly the best way to start an electrical fire.

History

In April of 1992, the company DANA was formed, quickly getting various electrical equipment as outlets and regular extension cords onto store shelves. However, they found out that several Chaos Emeralds were located below one of their warehouses, and quickly started a construction project to retrieve them.

Several months later, in July, they had retrieved every Chaos Emerald, thus transforming them into SUPERDANA. The warehouse started emitting a large, glowing beam that burned a hole in the atmosphere and killed 20% of all life on earth.

On September 2nd, 1992, it spawned the unholy abomination that is Extension Cord 7 in, SUPERDANA Power Strip Surge Protector with 12-14 USB Charging Ports and 66 AC Outlets, 900W/4A, Flat Plug Power Outlet for Home, Office, Dorm, Gaming Room, Fire. This power cord quickly started multiplying, and the company had a surplus. Thus, they started selling the device in the amazon.

Strengths & Weaknesses

Strengths:

• Can charge up to 80 devices at once
• 12-14 USB Charging Ports
• Great for fires

Weaknesses:

• Water
• Being unplugged from the wall

Trivia

• This is what powers all of The Wiki Camp 2's servers
• It frequently spawns babies that can be bought on amazon.
• It is great for fires
• It has a 5 star rating, for whatever reason
• It is what killed Sock Hater's wife.
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