Loser

Not to be confused with User.

Despite his popularity, Loser got eliminated.

Loser is:

• A BFB Contestant
• Someone who has not won
• Someone lame
• What Lightning McQueen eats for breakfast
• the strongest
• the brightest
• the shining example
• our idol cube
• the head of The Losers
• so blind to his lying
• truly a have-not
• our befitting contestant
• by name
• by nature

Loser has:

• more loving fans than our planet can handle
  • who worship him
  • and are stuck on him like superglue
• tried and true prowess
• amassed few votes from viewers
• deja vu
• the second most number of votes to stay
• said he played with his toys at an earlier date than they were actually made
• read donut's diary
• deja vu
• the third most number of votes to stay
• fell from grace
• deja vu

Loser does:

• beg for his praise
• assume he's so righteous
• honestly think that he'd win without trying
• think he'd brb when he left the exit

Loser cannot:

• be a chooser
• think we forgot