Damn Dang/Pesterchum
-- openSarsaparilla [OS] began pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 22:39 --
OS: Seems to work.
KC: I don't know... this chat client seems like a hunk of junk.
OS: That's the whole point. Nobody moderates this thing, and it allows direct messaging.
OS: Anyone can join those IRC chats, and we've been banned from most instant messaging services.
KC: Isn't this hosted on the wiki? Can't anyone see this?
OS: Not anyone on the same plain of existence as us.
KC: What the hell does that mean?
OS: We are fictional. 'Real' people browse this wiki. But they do not matter all that much to our plans.
OS: As far as I know, nobody that exists to us can see this.
KC: Is that so?
KC: If true, knowing that is questionable to quite a high degree.
KC: I hope that does not come into play in the conclusion of our plans.
OS: You are worried about the ending being meta as fuck?
KC: More worried about having to deal with divine powers. Are you quoting something?
OS: Yes, but it isn't really worth explaining.
OS: What do you think about The Yeti's recent actions?
KC: I don't get why he's so intrigued by some ugly seal.
OS: Did you even bother looking into what said seal has done?
KC: I don't really care. I doubt it knows anything. Its just being devious, as its name states.
OS: Do you know what devious means?
KC: Disruptive. Annoying. Idiotic.
OS: Those last two. Words that describe your current perception quite well.
OS: "Oh ho ho ho!"
KC: You think that seal knows anything?
OS: How should I know? I have my concerns, like you should.
KC: Its a seal. Those things aren't capable of affecting this in any way.
KC: Surely my input has some value here? I've spent the last few days deceiving these very creatures.
OS: Yes, many seals are so easy to trick and deceive. I don't know if it is an inherent trait, though.
OS: Do not think that I don't value your input. It is why I am talking to you in the first place.
OS: I just think you should think more thoroughly.
KC: I guess.
KC: Hey, heres a problem. What are you gonna do about that Host chat thing?
KC: I don't blame you for staying quiet in there, but there has to be a gameplan, right?
OS: I'll be honest, I have no fucking idea what to do about that.
OS: I was not expecting that nobody to rejoin.
OS: And if I leave, surely that raises suspicion?
OS: I'm considering having The Yeti go in there, 'remove' the account, and explain it was a glitch.
KC: You think they would fall for that?
OS: No. That's whats so infuriating.
KC: Is it as infuriating as Damn seal not having an elimination?
OS: This conversation is not going this way.
KC: You haven't a single death. I've lured in not even enough seals to count as one contestant's life, but I'm still ahead.
KC: Are you sure you don't want to switch?
OS: Do you see me as foolish? I know why you want to switch.
OS: You know Damn seal is more effective than Dang seal. It just isn't as fast.
OS: I am not an impatient person.
KC: Just think about it.
OS: It is getting late. Good night.
-- openSarsaparilla [OS] ceased pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 23:18 --
-- openSarsaparilla [OS] began pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 23:31 --
OS: Hey. Wait. Fuck.
KC: What?
OS: I'm not fully informed on this website's wacky cast, but I've atleast checked out the team I'm trying to spy on.
OS: I'm pretty sure the Emoticon is capable of reading and interacting with this chat.
KC: Do they know about this page?
OS: No, but she could learn.
OS: The devious seal is in the same chat as her.
KC: That seal doesn't know shit. Stop worrying about it.
KC: Goodnight.
OS: Can't you afford to be more cautious?
-- karnoffelCode [KC] ceased pestering openSarsaparilla [OS] at 23:44 --
-- openSarsaparilla [OS] began pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 01:08 --
OS: Okay, sorry, but I'm kind of freaking out.
OS: I haven't really looked into everything on this wiki. What if several characters can see this?
OS: We kind of dumped a lot of information here.
OS: Are you awake?
OS: Wake up.
KC: Shut up.
OS: How are you so calm about this?
KC: Literally nothing has happened. Therefore, I do not give a fuck.
OS: You know, if you bothered to use the codewords, we wouldn't even be banned from Telegram.
KC: Why don't you go and marry Telegram?
OS: It is a highly encrypted chatting tool.
OS: You should have appreciated it more.
KC: You're right. I'll learn from my mistake and highly appreciate this Simpsons-ass software.
KC: We should try Pictochat next! And only talk in wingdings!
KC: If that doesn't work, we can video call on the Wii U, and talk in pig latin.
OS: I understand your tone and intent, but these aren't even bad ideas.
KC: How about carrier pigeon?
OS: That wouldn't work. What if someone catches one of them?
KC: I am laughing so fucking hard.
OS: Would taking this seriously be "so fucking hard"?
KC: I just found this page! What is going on! 7:O
KC: Holy shit! It's the combination of symbols that resemble a face that you are so scared of!
KC: Don't worry, I have a cyanide vial in two of my false teeth.
OS: Don't fucking scare me like that.
OS: I thought that was actually her.
OS: Let us cease the tomfoolery. Should I tell The Yeti about all this? I'm worried.
KC: No. Even if you had a point, he would overreact.
KC: Hey. Let's sleep on it.
KC: Or just forget about it.
OS: I will sleep on it. I will not forget about it. I am not as irresponsible as you.
KC: Good enough.
KC: Remind me to turn those elderly seals into food tomorrow.
KC: What would be cute? Two raisins? What foods usually come in pairs?
KC: Hahaha! What if I just turned them into a pear?
OS: Goodnight.
KC: Why can you delay my beauty sleep, but I can't delay your revolting sleep?
-- openSarsaparilla [OS] ceased pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 01:33 --
-- karnoffelCode [KC] began pestering osoheDance [OD] at 01:59 --
KC: Warning! Host IRC Chat has been hacked. Please leave it ASAP. Avoid sending any messages before departure, as an exploit discovered by hackers allows them to take over your computer and delete all of your files if you send a message. We apologize for the inconvenience.
OD: oh thanks
OD: i forgot i had this app
OD: wtf is my username. reference to something.
OD: ohh its mother 3. i watched a lets play of it a few years back.
OD: is the hacker thing gonna be fixed soon
OD: i wanted to play street fighter with the people on there
OD: oh wait
OD: ur probably an automated message. not a person.
OD: im glad ur not both cuz that would've been embarrasing. if you could see that i tried to talk to you.
OD: but hopefully this is a noreply type thing
-- osoheDance [OD] ceased pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 02:19 --
-- karnoffelCode [KC] began pestering openSarsaparilla [OS] at 02:21 --
KC: Dealt with the double trouble in that Host chat.
KC: Hope this doesn't wake you. Just wanted to brag.
-- karnoffelCode [KC] ceased pestering openSarsaparilla [OS] at 02:23 --
-- openSarsaparilla [OS] began pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 12:09 --
OS: Huh. They've gone.
OS: How did you do that? Did you get into their account?
KC: No, I just asked them to leave.
OS: ...In what manner?
KC: I found their account on this very chat client. Here, I'll paste what I sent.
KC: KC: Warning! Host IRC Chat has been hacked. Please leave it ASAP. Avoid sending any messages before departure, as an exploit discovered by hackers allows them to take over your computer and delete all of your files if you send a message. We apologize for the inconvenience.
OS: And that worked?
OS: Is this person 50?
KC: I should ask them to send me 500 dollars, with the promise that I can give them a 2 million dollar inheritance.
OS: I don't know if I should say anything in that chat, still. They could come back later.
OS: It was a stroke of luck they didn't see my messages the first time. I flat out said "This is Open Sesame."
KC: I'll message them every week with something similar.
KC: "The exploit hasn't been solved, and the hacker group Anonymous can now email you pipebombs if you join chat."
OS: I appreciate the manipulation but I don't think this fixes the problem.
OS: The latest account claiming to be Open Sesame leaving without a trace... It could be seen as odd.
OS: I wouldn't say it makes things worse, but I think all previous risks still stand.
KC: Ok, Don't worry. I'll join, claim to be Open Sesame, and say I switched accounts.
OS: Do not fucking do that.
KC: I think it's a good idea.
OS: How
KC: It would be funny.
OS: Can you stop doing things like this?
OS: Are you so confident that nobody will investigate, that you find it easy to joke about leaving mountains of evidence?
OS: You keep making me freak out.
KC: Sorry. Should I put tone indicators on my messages? /s
OS: Indicators? On a page we don't want anyone to see?
OS: Put a beacon of light on my social security card while you're at it.
KC: I didn't even try to make you think about people finding this page that time.
KC: I think you just need to relax.
KC: And look up what a tone indicator is, so my mockery isn't lost on you.
OS: I do not need to decipher your mockery. I do not want to encourage it.
KC: You say this like you do not do the same.
OS: I only mock you when you show a lack of caution.
OS: I can berate you instead if you'd prefer.
KC: I only mock you when you whine about shit that doesn't matter.
OS: This is exactly what I am talking about.
KC: You know what. I am going to do something stupid just to prove you are worried over nothing.
KC: I'm gonna do something idiotic and nothing will happen as consequence. Here I go.
OS: Do I glorify this teasing with a response?
-- karnoffelCode [KC] ceased pestering openSarsaparilla [OS] at 12:31 --
-- openSarsaparilla [OS] began pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 12:33 --
OS: Why did you do that
OS: Why thef uck did you do that
KC: Sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
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OS: What is wrongwit hyou
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KC: It was funny.
-- karnoffelCode [KC] ceased pestering openSarsaparilla [OS] at 12:35 --
-- nerpaSeymour [NS] began pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 12:41 --
NS: look at this thang 
KC: Okay.
KC: I'm just gonna tell myself this is a spam message that was not prompted by anything.
-- karnoffelCode [KC] blocked nerpaSeymour [NS] at 12:43 --