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Christopher Michael Pratt is currently ██ years old.

(Haha get it, "cover age")

Chris Pratt as Star-Lord

Movies

Her

You are part man and part woman. Like there's an inner part that's woman. It's a compliment.^[1]

The Lego Movie

Everything is awesome!

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

Everything is not awesome!

So true.

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Guardians of the Galaxy

Dance-off, bro!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Avengers: Infinity War

Tch... What is this, some kind of Infinity War (2018)?

...oh, man.

Avengers: Endgame

What If...?

Thor: Love and Thunder

The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Open the fucking door.^[2]

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Sigh....Let's a go...I guess....

Garfield

I hate Mondays... But I love lasagna.

The Wiki Camp Cinematic Universe

The Wiki Camp 2

Erm.....Awkward!

he's been in tons of movies.

TV shows

Among Us

Guys, I'm pretty sure that dude errrr just vented in front of me.

Video Games

Old School RuneScape

Looks like I better Run Escape outta here!

fortnite i think

he won da game

Five Nights at Freddy's

Oh boy, those animatronics sure are alive.

Staring contest

Pong

Archive

Use W/S to control the left paddle, and use I/K to control the right paddle.

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Object Shows

Battle for Joke Pending

Episode One

Chris Pratt made his debut, after which Hostess declared "Chris Pratt? I thought I asked for a Crisp Rat!" Which no one laughed at. Chris joined the purple team and lost the first challenge, getting put up for elimination.

Appearances

↑ This is a reference to the 2023 visual novel Girl Host: Unidentifiable Breeze
↑ Is this the first f-bomb in the MCU?

[1] This is a reference to the 2023 visual novel Girl Host: Unidentifiable Breeze

[2] Is this the first f-bomb in the MCU?

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