15 of them

Hey you there, reader! Edit this page!

Why, so they can add a joke?

Well I was hoping they'd just get rid of everything!

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Uh oh, I heard the nerpa infection is spreading.

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How so?

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How many contestants do you think will DNP?

I'd say 99!

But that's nearly all of them! Why so many?

So the camp can end!

Oh ho ho ho!

This wiki could benefit from a live performance.

Really!

Yeah, it'd feel live.

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How many contestants did sign up for this camp, anyway?

I'd say 0!

Really? Why that low?

Who would want to sign up for this??

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Sometimes, I really wish I was in the year 2008.

Why? So you can witness the year de Blob came out?

No, so I'm in a place where this camp doesn't exist!

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You know, this wiki is actually pretty high-brow.

Well, it needs a good shaving!

Oh ho ho ho!

How many contestants do you think will DNP?

I'd say 99!

But that's nearly all of them! Why so many?

So the camp can end!

Oh ho ho ho!

I think the Periodic Table should only be made of one element.

Which one?

Boron!

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This wiki's Achievements page sure is something.

I took English class, you know. I don't need to recount what an oxymoron is.

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Yeah, well maybe try math, then you can recount the morons instead!

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Have you seen some of these pages? They can look so different, it's like a completely different website.

Yeah, I wish it was a different website!

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I hear those hideous Pinnipeds are taking over the camp

Good!

Why is that good?

Because then maybe it'll look less UGLY!

Oh ho ho ho!

Which contestant do you think will win?

Betting on Jurta.

Why is that?

I'd rather live in there than at this camp!

Oh ho ho ho!

You see editing closed during judging?

I wish it closed whenever we're judging.

But we're always judging!

Exactly!

Oh ho ho ho!

UH OH!!! THIS PAGE IS UNDER REVIEW BY Dash Dingo. BE WARNED!!!

Dash Dingo?

Does that mean he likes to go fast?

I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!

Oh ho ho ho!

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