15 of them

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Waldorf
Y'know, this "Wiki Camp" thing is something special.
Statler
Why do you think that?
Waldorf
It's eSPECIALly terrible!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Do you think this page has canon?
Waldorf
I hope not! None of these pages look good in photos!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Max
Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
Sam
Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
Waldorf
Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sam
Alright, let me at 'em!


Statler
Who's your favorite contestant so far?
Waldorf
Probably Monitor.
Statler
Why's that?
Waldorf
Because I can watch something else!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Uh oh, I heard the nerpa infection is spreading.
Statler
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Waldorf
How so?
Statler
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Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
What's your thoughts on Paper Niko?
Waldorf
Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!
Statler and Waldorf
[JOKE BY MORRIGREEN]


Waldorf
Why do we always come here?
Statler
I guess we'll never know.
Waldorf
It's like a kind of torture-
Statler and Waldorf
-to have to watch this show!


Stantler
Ever hear the theory that all the contestants are in a coma?
Walrein
I don't believe it.
Stantler
What makes you so sure?
Walrein
Because being in a coma would be better!
Stantler and Walrein
[bitcrushed Pokémon cries]


Statler
I think the Periodic Table should only be made of one element.
Waldorf
Which one?
Statler
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
There's so many unsightly pictures on this wiki!
Statler
Yeah! I'm looking at one right now!
Waldorf
Huh? Where?
Statler
In your Dia box!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

hello statler and waldorf.
Walter White


Waldorf
Still waiting for these guys to get their act together.
Statler
You old fool. You can't perform acts on a wiki.
Waldorf
Guess we'll be waiting for a while.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Michael Bloomberg
Hey guys.
Statler
I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.
Waldorf
Guess there was a breach at skeletons in media!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Say, Spike, what makes you the face of this wiki, anyway?
Spike
IDK, THEY JUST LET ME SHOW UP.
Statler
Yeah, hopefully you'll scare visitors away!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
This truly is a sad day.
Waldorf
What are you talking about? 11 people got out!
Statler
I know! I was expecting more than that!!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
What a hilarious wiki!
Waldorf
You're joking.
Statler
I am, and it's still funnier than these pages!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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