15 of them

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Waldorf
Say, we hit 149,738 edits today!
Statler
Well that's 149,738 too many!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Hey, this page uses a random selection.
Waldorf
Maybe there are secrets!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see a secret link right now!
Waldorf
Where?
Statler
The back button!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
You see the Challenge 6 pre-challenge? They have to name something they'd never make.
Statler
But they'll all just list the same thing!
Waldorf
Which is?
Statler
A good page!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
I never figured out if this or the last place we got stuck in was worse.
Waldorf
At least that stage could say it had something to show!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Apple.
Statler and Waldorf
Apple pen!
Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Pineapple.
Statler and Waldorf
Pineapple pen!
Waldorf
Apple pen...
Statler
Pineapple pen...
Statler and Waldorf
Pen pineapple apple pen!


Waldorf
The people here are always talking about us, but at what cost?
Statler
We're always being associated with memes... as if we ever cared about them.
Muscle Man
You know who else is always being associated with memes?


Statler
You think someone's gotten the same thing twice in a row?
Waldorf
I hope so!
Statler
Why?
Waldorf
Maybe they'd get bored and leave!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
I should be allowed to edit the source code.
Waldorf
What edits would you make?
Statler
They say to always stop it at the source!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Say, Spike, what makes you the face of this wiki, anyway?
Spike
IDK, THEY JUST LET ME SHOW UP.
Statler
Yeah, hopefully you'll scare visitors away!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Who's your favorite contestant so far?
Waldorf
Probably Monitor.
Statler
Why's that?
Waldorf
Because I can watch something else!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Sometimes, I really wish I was in the year 2008.
Statler
Why? So you can witness the year de Blob came out?
Waldorf
No, so I'm in a place where this camp doesn't exist!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Y'know, this "Wiki Camp" thing is something special.
Statler
Why do you think that?
Waldorf
It's eSPECIALly terrible!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Watch out for vandals, I heard they deface pages and make them ugly.
Waldorf
Really? Then I think I've seen one already.
Statler
Who?
Waldorf
You!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Apple.
Statler and Waldorf
Apple pen!
Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Pineapple.
Statler and Waldorf
Pineapple pen!
Waldorf
Apple pen...
Statler
Pineapple pen...
Statler and Waldorf
Pen pineapple apple pen!


Statler
I should be allowed to edit the source code.
Waldorf
What edits would you make?
Statler
They say to always stop it at the source!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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