15 of them

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Waldorf
I hear those hideous Pinnipeds are taking over the camp
Statler
Good!
Waldorf
Why is that good?
Statler
Because then maybe it'll look less UGLY!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
I never figured out if this or the last place we got stuck in was worse.
Waldorf
At least that stage could say it had something to show!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Y'know, this "Wiki Camp" thing is something special.
Statler
Why do you think that?
Waldorf
It's eSPECIALly terrible!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Sometimes, I really wish I was in the year 2008.
Statler
Why? So you can witness the year de Blob came out?
Waldorf
No, so I'm in a place where this camp doesn't exist!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
I think the Periodic Table should only be made of one element.
Waldorf
Which one?
Statler
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I hear those hideous Pinnipeds are taking over the camp
Statler
Good!
Waldorf
Why is that good?
Statler
Because then maybe it'll look less UGLY!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Why do we always come here?
Statler
I guess we'll never know.
Waldorf
It's like a kind of torture-
Statler and Waldorf
-to have to watch this show!


Statler
Sometimes the sidebar resonates with me.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
Well, this page isn't wanted, and I'm stuck in a dead end!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
You see Mark Genuine got eliminated? The first of many.
Statler
Gee, how bad do you gotta be to get fired from this mess?
Waldorf
Yeah, we need instructions!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
They say humor should offend and insult.
Waldorf
Then maybe this wiki really is funny.
Statler
Oh yeah?
Waldorf
Yeah, it insults your intelligence!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Of all animals, I am definitely not the elephant.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
Elephants never forget.
Waldorf
Your point being?
Statler
I wish I could forget this wiki!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Max
Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
Sam
Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
Waldorf
Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sam
Alright, let me at 'em!


Statler
I should be allowed to edit the source code.
Waldorf
What edits would you make?
Statler
They say to always stop it at the source!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Remember when that seal article took down this whole wiki?
Statler
I wish it was down longer.
Waldorf
Why is that?
Statler
So I don't have to keep looking at it!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Apple.
Statler and Waldorf
Apple pen!
Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Pineapple.
Statler and Waldorf
Pineapple pen!
Waldorf
Apple pen...
Statler
Pineapple pen...
Statler and Waldorf
Pen pineapple apple pen!

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