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Statler
You know what I like the most about that Fictional charcter fella?
Waldorf
Gee, you tell me!
Statler
They make me wish this camp was entirely fictional!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
You see Mark Genuine got eliminated? The first of many.
Statler
Gee, how bad do you gotta be to get fired from this mess?
Waldorf
Yeah, we need instructions!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Apple.
Statler and Waldorf
Apple pen!
Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Pineapple.
Statler and Waldorf
Pineapple pen!
Waldorf
Apple pen...
Statler
Pineapple pen...
Statler and Waldorf
Pen pineapple apple pen!


Statler
You know what I like the most about that Fictional charcter fella?
Waldorf
Gee, you tell me!
Statler
They make me wish this camp was entirely fictional!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
You think someone's gotten the same thing twice in a row?
Waldorf
I hope so!
Statler
Why?
Waldorf
Maybe they'd get bored and leave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Max
Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
Sam
Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
Waldorf
Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sam
Alright, let me at 'em!


Waldorf
Hey, some of the stuff on this page is outdated!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see something outdated right now!
Waldorf
Really? What?
Statler
You!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Who's your most hated contestant?
Sock Hater
I'd have to pick Sock!
Statler
Which contestant are you?
Waldorf
Wait! Don't answer that!
Sock Hater
Why shouldn't I?
Waldorf
Cause then I'd know the name of my most hated contestant!!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Who got eliminated this round?
Statler
No, What got eliminated.
Waldorf
Okay, what got eliminated?
Statler
Yes!
Waldorf
What?
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
How many contestants did sign up for this camp, anyway?
Waldorf
I'd say 0!
Statler
Really? Why that low?
Waldorf
Who would want to sign up for this??
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I hear halloween's coming up soon.
Statler
The contestants should start wearing masks!
Waldorf
What kind of masks?
Statler
Any! It'll be easier on the eyes!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Michael Bloomberg
Hey guys.
Statler
I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.
Waldorf
Guess there was a breach at skeletons in media!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Lookit that, we're a stub!
Statler
I say keep this page short, low quality!
Waldorf
Why's that? Won't it get deleted?
Statler
That's the point!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Remember when that seal article took down this whole wiki?
Statler
I wish it was down longer.
Waldorf
Why is that?
Statler
So I don't have to keep looking at it!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
You know what I like the most about that Fictional charcter fella?
Waldorf
Gee, you tell me!
Statler
They make me wish this camp was entirely fictional!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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