15 of them

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Statler
Sometimes the sidebar resonates with me.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
Well, this page isn't wanted, and I'm stuck in a dead end!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Who got eliminated this round?
Statler
No, What got eliminated.
Waldorf
Okay, what got eliminated?
Statler
Yes!
Waldorf
What?
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Watch out for vandals, I heard they deface pages and make them ugly.
Waldorf
Really? Then I think I've seen one already.
Statler
Who?
Waldorf
You!
Statler and Waldorf
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Pete
We're oldER. But that doesn't mean we're old!
Gerry
Yeah, we got the same energy as all the other teams... from about 5 AM to 4 PM.
Pete
Yeah after that we get a little, groggy.
Gerry
Hehe, groggy? I haven't seen the moon since 2003!
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Michael Bloomberg
Hey guys.
Statler
I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.
Waldorf
Guess there was a breach at skeletons in media!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Hey, this page uses a random selection.
Waldorf
Maybe there are secrets!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see a secret link right now!
Waldorf
Where?
Statler
The back button!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Have you heard? Elon Musk is in charge of Twitter now.
Waldorf
Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
Statler
Well, like what??
Waldorf
I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
You think someone's gotten the same thing twice in a row?
Waldorf
I hope so!
Statler
Why?
Waldorf
Maybe they'd get bored and leave!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Who won the first season of this camp, anyway?
Statler
Nobody. It got cancelled.
Waldorf
Really now? Hopefully this season will follow suit!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Apparently Diary recently lost her first gaming tournament.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say, you can't win 'em all.
Statler
Yea, including this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
I thought wikis were supposed to be informative.
Statler
Well, I've learned something.
Waldorf
Yeah? What?
Statler
How to delete my account!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
You see editing closed during judging?
Statler
I wish it closed whenever we're judging.
Waldorf
But we're always judging!
Statler
Exactly!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Uh oh, I heard the nerpa infection is spreading.
Statler
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Waldorf
How so?
Statler
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Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
I hear those hideous Pinnipeds are taking over the camp
Statler
Good!
Waldorf
Why is that good?
Statler
Because then maybe it'll look less UGLY!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
What do Emoticons do, anyway?
( i can help add emotion to things! )> :D
Statler
Well, I know what emotion you're adding to me.
Waldorf
What?
Statler
Boredom!
Statler and Waldorf
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