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Which contestant are you rooting for?
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I'm going with Black.
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How come?
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I always bet on black!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
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Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
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Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Alright, let me at 'em!
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You see editing closed during judging?
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I wish it closed whenever we're judging.
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But we're always judging!
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Exactly!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
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Well, like what??
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I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
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Oh ho ho ho!
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You see Mark Genuine got eliminated? The first of many.
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Gee, how bad do you gotta be to get fired from this mess?
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Yeah, we need instructions!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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I can't believe how many articles they publish!
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I can. It's so you don't notice the reviews.
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Who got eliminated this round?
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No, What got eliminated.
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Okay, what got eliminated?
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Yes!
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What?
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Ever hear the theory that all the contestants are in a coma?
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I don't believe it.
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What makes you so sure?
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Because being in a coma would be better!
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[bitcrushed Pokémon cries]
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Pen.
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Apple.
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Apple pen!
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Pen.
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Pineapple.
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Pineapple pen!
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Apple pen...
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Pineapple pen...
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Pen pineapple apple pen!
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I can't believe how many articles they publish!
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I can. It's so you don't notice the reviews.
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Remember when that seal article took down this whole wiki?
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I wish it was down longer.
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Why is that?
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So I don't have to keep looking at it!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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| UH OH!!! THIS PAGE IS UNDER REVIEW BY Dash Dingo. BE WARNED!!! |
Dash Dingo?
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Does that mean he likes to go fast?
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I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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I never figured out if this or the last place we got stuck in was worse.
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At least that stage could say it had something to show!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Hey, this page uses a random selection.
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Maybe there are secrets!
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Yeah, I think I see a secret link right now!
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Where?
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The back button!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Why do we always come here?
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I guess we'll never know.
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It's like a kind of torture-
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-to have to watch this show!
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