15 of them

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Max
Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
Sam
Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
Waldorf
Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sam
Alright, let me at 'em!


Statler
Hey, this page uses a random selection.
Waldorf
Maybe there are secrets!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see a secret link right now!
Waldorf
Where?
Statler
The back button!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


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Statler
Dash Dingo?
Waldorf
Does that mean he likes to go fast?
Statler
I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Which contestant are you rooting for?
Statler
I'm going with Black.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
I always bet on black!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
How many contestants did sign up for this camp, anyway?
Waldorf
I'd say 0!
Statler
Really? Why that low?
Waldorf
Who would want to sign up for this??
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I heard that there were 101 contestants in this contest
Statler
Why only 101?
Waldorf
I guess Mandelly didn't want to come!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Pete
We're oldER. But that doesn't mean we're old!
Gerry
Yeah, we got the same energy as all the other teams... from about 5 AM to 4 PM.
Pete
Yeah after that we get a little, groggy.
Gerry
Hehe, groggy? I haven't seen the moon since 2003!
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
This wiki could benefit from a live performance.
Statler
Really!
Waldorf
Yeah, it'd feel live.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Why do we always come here?
Statler
I guess we'll never know.
Waldorf
It's like a kind of torture-
Statler and Waldorf
-to have to watch this show!


Statler
Watch out for vandals, I heard they deface pages and make them ugly.
Waldorf
Really? Then I think I've seen one already.
Statler
Who?
Waldorf
You!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
You know, this wiki is actually pretty high-brow.
Waldorf
Well, it needs a good shaving!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I wonder how many pages there are.
Statler
7,913.
Waldorf
Huh?! You're counting? Why?
Statler
I've been waiting for it to go down!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


UH OH!!! THIS PAGE IS UNDER REVIEW BY Dash Dingo. BE WARNED!!!




Statler
Dash Dingo?
Waldorf
Does that mean he likes to go fast?
Statler
I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
You see the Challenge 6 pre-challenge? They have to name something they'd never make.
Statler
But they'll all just list the same thing!
Waldorf
Which is?
Statler
A good page!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
How many contestants did sign up for this camp, anyway?
Waldorf
I'd say 0!
Statler
Really? Why that low?
Waldorf
Who would want to sign up for this??
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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