15 of them

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Michael Bloomberg
Hey guys.
Statler
I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.
Waldorf
Guess there was a breach at skeletons in media!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Who got eliminated this round?
Statler
No, What got eliminated.
Waldorf
Okay, what got eliminated?
Statler
Yes!
Waldorf
What?
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
What a hilarious wiki!
Waldorf
You're joking.
Statler
I am, and it's still funnier than these pages!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Do you think this page has canon?
Waldorf
I hope not! None of these pages look good in photos!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Remember the time when two parrots tried to imitate us?
Statler
Yeah, but they kissed afterwards.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say. Birds of a feather flock together.
Statler
Waldorf


Waldorf
The people here are always talking about us, but at what cost?
Statler
We're always being associated with memes... as if we ever cared about them.
Muscle Man
You know who else is always being associated with memes?


Waldorf
Remember the time when two parrots tried to imitate us?
Statler
Yeah, but they kissed afterwards.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say. Birds of a feather flock together.
Statler
Waldorf


Statler
What a hilarious wiki!
Waldorf
You're joking.
Statler
I am, and it's still funnier than these pages!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
They say humor should offend and insult.
Waldorf
Then maybe this wiki really is funny.
Statler
Oh yeah?
Waldorf
Yeah, it insults your intelligence!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Which contestant are you rooting for?
Statler
I'm going with Black.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
I always bet on black!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Hey you there, reader! Edit this page!
Statler
Why, so they can add a joke?
Waldorf
Well I was hoping they'd just get rid of everything!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
There's something about this wiki.
Waldorf
Oh yeah, what's that?
Statler
A foul odor.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
I never figured out if this or the last place we got stuck in was worse.
Waldorf
At least that stage could say it had something to show!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
You see editing closed during judging?
Statler
I wish it closed whenever we're judging.
Waldorf
But we're always judging!
Statler
Exactly!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
This wiki could benefit from a live performance.
Statler
Really!
Waldorf
Yeah, it'd feel live.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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