15 of them

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Statler
Do you think this page has canon?
Waldorf
I hope not! None of these pages look good in photos!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
I thought wikis were supposed to be informative.
Statler
Well, I've learned something.
Waldorf
Yeah? What?
Statler
How to delete my account!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Who's your most hated contestant?
Sock Hater
I'd have to pick Sock!
Statler
Which contestant are you?
Waldorf
Wait! Don't answer that!
Sock Hater
Why shouldn't I?
Waldorf
Cause then I'd know the name of my most hated contestant!!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Most of these pages are jokes.
Waldorf
You found jokes? I'm still looking!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Why do we always come here?
Statler
I guess we'll never know.
Waldorf
It's like a kind of torture-
Statler and Waldorf
-to have to watch this show!


Waldorf
Hey, some of the stuff on this page is outdated!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see something outdated right now!
Waldorf
Really? What?
Statler
You!
Statler and Waldorf
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Pete
We're oldER. But that doesn't mean we're old!
Gerry
Yeah, we got the same energy as all the other teams... from about 5 AM to 4 PM.
Pete
Yeah after that we get a little, groggy.
Gerry
Hehe, groggy? I haven't seen the moon since 2003!
Oh ho ho ho!


Max
Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
Sam
Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
Waldorf
Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sam
Alright, let me at 'em!


Statler
I never figured out if this or the last place we got stuck in was worse.
Waldorf
At least that stage could say it had something to show!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Now what's with all the obsession around Euler's Number?
Statler
It's the perfect symbol for this place. Completely irrational!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
You think someone's gotten the same thing twice in a row?
Waldorf
I hope so!
Statler
Why?
Waldorf
Maybe they'd get bored and leave!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Still waiting for these guys to get their act together.
Statler
You old fool. You can't perform acts on a wiki.
Waldorf
Guess we'll be waiting for a while.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Ever heard of a nerpa? Experts say they'll be gone soon.
Statler
They're definitely a sight, I'll say that much.
Waldorf
You kidding? They're ugly!
Statler
It's a breath of fresh air from looking at this wiki!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
You know, this wiki is actually pretty high-brow.
Waldorf
Well, it needs a good shaving!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
What a hilarious wiki!
Waldorf
You're joking.
Statler
I am, and it's still funnier than these pages!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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