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Statler
I should be allowed to edit the source code.
Waldorf
What edits would you make?
Statler
They say to always stop it at the source!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
This wiki could benefit from a live performance.
Statler
Really!
Waldorf
Yeah, it'd feel live.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
This wiki's Achievements page sure is something.
Statler
I took English class, you know. I don't need to recount what an oxymoron is.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Waldorf
Yeah, well maybe try math, then you can recount the morons instead!
Statler and Waldorf
OH HO HO HO HO!


Statler
Hey, this page uses a random selection.
Waldorf
Maybe there are secrets!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see a secret link right now!
Waldorf
Where?
Statler
The back button!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Of all animals, I am definitely not the elephant.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
Elephants never forget.
Waldorf
Your point being?
Statler
I wish I could forget this wiki!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Sometimes I think of that one article.
Waldorf
Yeah, which?
Statler
Doesn't matter, now I'm thinking of aspirin.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Y'know, this "Wiki Camp" thing is something special.
Statler
Why do you think that?
Waldorf
It's eSPECIALly terrible!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Have you seen that "Image" deleting everything?
Waldorf
No, But I hope it visits soon!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Which contestant are you rooting for?
Statler
I'm going with Black.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
I always bet on black!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I thought wikis were supposed to be informative.
Statler
Well, I've learned something.
Waldorf
Yeah? What?
Statler
How to delete my account!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


UH OH!!! THIS PAGE IS UNDER REVIEW BY Dash Dingo. BE WARNED!!!




Statler
Dash Dingo?
Waldorf
Does that mean he likes to go fast?
Statler
I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Who won the first season of this camp, anyway?
Statler
Nobody. It got cancelled.
Waldorf
Really now? Hopefully this season will follow suit!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Hey, some of the stuff on this page is outdated!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see something outdated right now!
Waldorf
Really? What?
Statler
You!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
There's so many unsightly pictures on this wiki!
Statler
Yeah! I'm looking at one right now!
Waldorf
Huh? Where?
Statler
In your Dia box!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

hello statler and waldorf.
Walter White


Waldorf
Why do we always come here?
Statler
I guess we'll never know.
Waldorf
It's like a kind of torture-
Statler and Waldorf
-to have to watch this show!