15 of them

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Waldorf
Say, we hit 143,364 edits today!
Statler
Well that's 143,364 too many!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Which contestant do you think will win?
Waldorf
Betting on Jurta.
Statler
Why is that?
Waldorf
I'd rather live in there than at this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
You know what I like the most about that Fictional charcter fella?
Waldorf
Gee, you tell me!
Statler
They make me wish this camp was entirely fictional!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
I think the Periodic Table should only be made of one element.
Waldorf
Which one?
Statler
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Lookit that, we're a stub!
Statler
I say keep this page short, low quality!
Waldorf
Why's that? Won't it get deleted?
Statler
That's the point!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Remember when that seal article took down this whole wiki?
Statler
I wish it was down longer.
Waldorf
Why is that?
Statler
So I don't have to keep looking at it!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
You know, this wiki is actually pretty high-brow.
Waldorf
Well, it needs a good shaving!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
You see the Challenge 6 pre-challenge? They have to name something they'd never make.
Statler
But they'll all just list the same thing!
Waldorf
Which is?
Statler
A good page!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Now what's with all the obsession around Euler's Number?
Statler
It's the perfect symbol for this place. Completely irrational!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
What a hilarious wiki!
Waldorf
You're joking.
Statler
I am, and it's still funnier than these pages!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
I never figured out if this or the last place we got stuck in was worse.
Waldorf
At least that stage could say it had something to show!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
The humor on here is getting stale and cold.
Waldorf
Your experience is coming in handy, eh?
Statler
Actually, I wouldn't know.
Waldorf
Whaddya mean?
Statler
You were the one that was there for the ice age. Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
I think the Periodic Table should only be made of one element.
Waldorf
Which one?
Statler
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Maybe today they'll get their big break.
Statler
You're telling me they didn't break already?
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Who's your most hated contestant?
Sock Hater
I'd have to pick Sock!
Statler
Which contestant are you?
Waldorf
Wait! Don't answer that!
Sock Hater
Why shouldn't I?
Waldorf
Cause then I'd know the name of my most hated contestant!!
Statler and Waldorf
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