15 of them

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Waldorf
I thought wikis were supposed to be informative.
Statler
Well, I've learned something.
Waldorf
Yeah? What?
Statler
How to delete my account!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I thought wikis were supposed to be informative.
Statler
Well, I've learned something.
Waldorf
Yeah? What?
Statler
How to delete my account!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Have you seen some of these pages? They can look so different, it's like a completely different website.
Statler
Yeah, I wish it was a different website!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Sometimes, I really wish I was in the year 2008.
Statler
Why? So you can witness the year de Blob came out?
Waldorf
No, so I'm in a place where this camp doesn't exist!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Who's your favorite contestant so far?
Waldorf
Probably Monitor.
Statler
Why's that?
Waldorf
Because I can watch something else!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Which contestant are you rooting for?
Statler
I'm going with Black.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
I always bet on black!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Why are there so many seals?
Waldorf
Heh, I wish they stayed sealed!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Spheal
Ymarb!
Statler and Waldorf
AAAAAAH!


Waldorf
I heard that there were 101 contestants in this contest
Statler
Why only 101?
Waldorf
I guess Mandelly didn't want to come!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
What's your opinion on gambling?
Statler
I'd try it.
Waldorf
You would? Even if it means getting cursed?
Statler
Anything's better than this place!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
What's your thoughts on Paper Niko?
Waldorf
Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!
Statler and Waldorf
[JOKE BY MORRIGREEN]


Waldorf
Don't look now, but I think we're being mugged.
Green Goblin
You two seem like men with hate in their hearts. So tell me, are you in or are you out?
Statler
This wiki is the one that's out, Gobby.
Waldorf
Yeah, out of ideas!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
This wiki's Achievements page sure is something.
Statler
I took English class, you know. I don't need to recount what an oxymoron is.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Waldorf
Yeah, well maybe try math, then you can recount the morons instead!
Statler and Waldorf
OH HO HO HO HO!


Waldorf
Uh oh, I heard the nerpa infection is spreading.
Statler
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Waldorf
How so?
Statler
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Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Have you seen some of these pages? They can look so different, it's like a completely different website.
Statler
Yeah, I wish it was a different website!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Watch out for vandals, I heard they deface pages and make them ugly.
Waldorf
Really? Then I think I've seen one already.
Statler
Who?
Waldorf
You!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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