15 of them

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Statler
You think someone's gotten the same thing twice in a row?
Waldorf
I hope so!
Statler
Why?
Waldorf
Maybe they'd get bored and leave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Statler
I'm a stinky poo!
Statler
I didn't say that
Waldorf
Statler
I totally said that
Waldorf
You really ARE a stinky poo!
Waldorf
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Statler
Stop it!!!!


Waldorf
How many contestants do you think will DNP?
Statler
I'd say 99!
Waldorf
But that's nearly all of them! Why so many?
Statler
So the camp can end!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I can't believe how many articles they publish!
Statler
I can. It's so you don't notice the reviews.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Stantler
Ever hear the theory that all the contestants are in a coma?
Walrein
I don't believe it.
Stantler
What makes you so sure?
Walrein
Because being in a coma would be better!
Stantler and Walrein
[bitcrushed Pokémon cries]


Waldorf
Who got eliminated this round?
Statler
No, What got eliminated.
Waldorf
Okay, what got eliminated?
Statler
Yes!
Waldorf
What?
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Hey, this page uses a random selection.
Waldorf
Maybe there are secrets!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see a secret link right now!
Waldorf
Where?
Statler
The back button!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Sometimes the sidebar resonates with me.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
Well, this page isn't wanted, and I'm stuck in a dead end!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
What's your thoughts on Paper Niko?
Waldorf
Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!
Statler and Waldorf
[JOKE BY MORRIGREEN]


Statler
You know what I like the most about that Fictional charcter fella?
Waldorf
Gee, you tell me!
Statler
They make me wish this camp was entirely fictional!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
What do Emoticons do, anyway?
( i can help add emotion to things! )> :D
Statler
Well, I know what emotion you're adding to me.
Waldorf
What?
Statler
Boredom!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


UH OH!!! THIS PAGE IS UNDER REVIEW BY Dash Dingo. BE WARNED!!!




Statler
Dash Dingo?
Waldorf
Does that mean he likes to go fast?
Statler
I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Hey, every page has a Discussion. Let's see what the fans are saying!
“ You guys stink!

YOU GUYS STINK

- number 1 pen FeartheGear (talk) 01:05, 6 October 2022 (UTC)

”
Statler
Gee, tough crowd.
Waldorf
How could hecklers be so rude!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Which contestant are you rooting for?
Statler
I'm going with Black.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
I always bet on black!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
What's your thoughts on Paper Niko?
Waldorf
Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!
Statler and Waldorf
[JOKE BY MORRIGREEN]

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