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Statler
What's your thoughts on Paper Niko?
Waldorf
Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!
Statler and Waldorf
[JOKE BY MORRIGREEN]


Statler
Have you heard? Elon Musk is in charge of Twitter now.
Waldorf
Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
Statler
Well, like what??
Waldorf
I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Who's your most hated contestant?
Sock Hater
I'd have to pick Sock!
Statler
Which contestant are you?
Waldorf
Wait! Don't answer that!
Sock Hater
Why shouldn't I?
Waldorf
Cause then I'd know the name of my most hated contestant!!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Most of these pages are jokes.
Waldorf
You found jokes? I'm still looking!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I hear those hideous Pinnipeds are taking over the camp
Statler
Good!
Waldorf
Why is that good?
Statler
Because then maybe it'll look less UGLY!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Do you think this wiki has canon?


Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Michael Bloomberg
Hey guys.
Statler
I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.
Waldorf
Guess there was a breach at skeletons in media!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
This wiki's Achievements page sure is something.
Statler
I took English class, you know. I don't need to recount what an oxymoron is.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Waldorf
Yeah, well maybe try math, then you can recount the morons instead!
Statler and Waldorf
OH HO HO HO HO!


Waldorf
I hear those hideous Pinnipeds are taking over the camp
Statler
Good!
Waldorf
Why is that good?
Statler
Because then maybe it'll look less UGLY!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Now what's with all the obsession around Euler's Number?
Statler
It's the perfect symbol for this place. Completely irrational!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
You see all these mascots they're trying to make?
Statler
Yeah. Why?
Waldorf
They seem most fit for Damn seal!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
...
Statler
...
Waldorf
Statler...
Waldorf
I want you.
Statler
Waldorf
Statler and Waldorf
[KISSING NOISES]


Waldorf
Hey, every page has a Discussion. Let's see what the fans are saying!
“ You guys stink!

YOU GUYS STINK

- number 1 pen FeartheGear (talk) 01:05, 6 October 2022 (UTC)

”
Statler
Gee, tough crowd.
Waldorf
How could hecklers be so rude!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Statler
I'm a stinky poo!
Statler
I didn't say that
Waldorf
Statler
I totally said that
Waldorf
You really ARE a stinky poo!
Waldorf
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Statler
Stop it!!!!


Waldorf
You ever watch any sports, Statler?
Statler
Ah, no. Just the Wiki Camp 2, really.
Waldorf
Same here. I can't wait to see who wins!
Statler
Really?
Waldorf
Yes, really! If someone wins, the camp ends!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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