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Waldorf
I hear those hideous Pinnipeds are taking over the camp
Statler
Good!
Waldorf
Why is that good?
Statler
Because then maybe it'll look less UGLY!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
I should be allowed to edit the source code.
Waldorf
What edits would you make?
Statler
They say to always stop it at the source!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Remember when that seal article took down this whole wiki?
Statler
I wish it was down longer.
Waldorf
Why is that?
Statler
So I don't have to keep looking at it!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Why do we always come here?
Statler
I guess we'll never know.
Waldorf
It's like a kind of torture-
Statler and Waldorf
-to have to watch this show!


Statler
Who's your favorite contestant so far?
Waldorf
Probably Monitor.
Statler
Why's that?
Waldorf
Because I can watch something else!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
They say humor should offend and insult.
Waldorf
Then maybe this wiki really is funny.
Statler
Oh yeah?
Waldorf
Yeah, it insults your intelligence!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Now what's with all the obsession around Euler's Number?
Statler
It's the perfect symbol for this place. Completely irrational!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
They say humor should offend and insult.
Waldorf
Then maybe this wiki really is funny.
Statler
Oh yeah?
Waldorf
Yeah, it insults your intelligence!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Ever heard of a nerpa? Experts say they'll be gone soon.
Statler
They're definitely a sight, I'll say that much.
Waldorf
You kidding? They're ugly!
Statler
It's a breath of fresh air from looking at this wiki!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Pete
We're oldER. But that doesn't mean we're old!
Gerry
Yeah, we got the same energy as all the other teams... from about 5 AM to 4 PM.
Pete
Yeah after that we get a little, groggy.
Gerry
Hehe, groggy? I haven't seen the moon since 2003!
Oh ho ho ho!


UH OH!!! THIS PAGE IS UNDER REVIEW BY Dash Dingo. BE WARNED!!!




Statler
Dash Dingo?
Waldorf
Does that mean he likes to go fast?
Statler
I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
What a hilarious wiki!
Waldorf
You're joking.
Statler
I am, and it's still funnier than these pages!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
They say this wiki's got so many pages you could get lost in it for days!
Statler
I'm hoping some of them find the exit.
Waldorf
Why?
Statler
So the camp can end quicker!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Don't look now, but I think we're being mugged.
Green Goblin
You two seem like men with hate in their hearts. So tell me, are you in or are you out?
Statler
This wiki is the one that's out, Gobby.
Waldorf
Yeah, out of ideas!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
You see the Challenge 6 pre-challenge? They have to name something they'd never make.
Statler
But they'll all just list the same thing!
Waldorf
Which is?
Statler
A good page!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!