15 of them

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Statler
Which contestant do you think will win?
Waldorf
Betting on Jurta.
Statler
Why is that?
Waldorf
I'd rather live in there than at this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
This wiki's Achievements page sure is something.
Statler
I took English class, you know. I don't need to recount what an oxymoron is.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Waldorf
Yeah, well maybe try math, then you can recount the morons instead!
Statler and Waldorf
OH HO HO HO HO!


Statler
I never figured out if this or the last place we got stuck in was worse.
Waldorf
At least that stage could say it had something to show!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


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Statler
Dash Dingo?
Waldorf
Does that mean he likes to go fast?
Statler
I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
How many contestants did sign up for this camp, anyway?
Waldorf
I'd say 0!
Statler
Really? Why that low?
Waldorf
Who would want to sign up for this??
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Max
Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
Sam
Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
Waldorf
Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sam
Alright, let me at 'em!


Waldorf
Ever heard of a nerpa? Experts say they'll be gone soon.
Statler
They're definitely a sight, I'll say that much.
Waldorf
You kidding? They're ugly!
Statler
It's a breath of fresh air from looking at this wiki!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Y'know, this "Wiki Camp" thing is something special.
Statler
Why do you think that?
Waldorf
It's eSPECIALly terrible!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Which contestant do you think will win?
Waldorf
Betting on Jurta.
Statler
Why is that?
Waldorf
I'd rather live in there than at this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
I think the Periodic Table should only be made of one element.
Waldorf
Which one?
Statler
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Michael Bloomberg
Hey guys.
Statler
I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.
Waldorf
Guess there was a breach at skeletons in media!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
What's your opinion on gambling?
Statler
I'd try it.
Waldorf
You would? Even if it means getting cursed?
Statler
Anything's better than this place!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
You know what I like the most about that Fictional charcter fella?
Waldorf
Gee, you tell me!
Statler
They make me wish this camp was entirely fictional!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Hey, this page uses a random selection.
Waldorf
Maybe there are secrets!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see a secret link right now!
Waldorf
Where?
Statler
The back button!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Who's your favorite contestant so far?
Waldorf
Probably Monitor.
Statler
Why's that?
Waldorf
Because I can watch something else!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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