15 of them

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Waldorf
Hey you there, reader! Edit this page!
Statler
Why, so they can add a joke?
Waldorf
Well I was hoping they'd just get rid of everything!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Sometimes, I really wish I was in the year 2008.
Statler
Why? So you can witness the year de Blob came out?
Waldorf
No, so I'm in a place where this camp doesn't exist!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Don't look now, but I think we're being mugged.
Green Goblin
You two seem like men with hate in their hearts. So tell me, are you in or are you out?
Statler
This wiki is the one that's out, Gobby.
Waldorf
Yeah, out of ideas!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I hear halloween's coming up soon.
Statler
The contestants should start wearing masks!
Waldorf
What kind of masks?
Statler
Any! It'll be easier on the eyes!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Max
Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
Sam
Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
Waldorf
Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sam
Alright, let me at 'em!


Max
Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
Sam
Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
Waldorf
Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sam
Alright, let me at 'em!


UH OH!!! THIS PAGE IS UNDER REVIEW BY Dash Dingo. BE WARNED!!!




Statler
Dash Dingo?
Waldorf
Does that mean he likes to go fast?
Statler
I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Apparently Diary recently lost her first gaming tournament.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say, you can't win 'em all.
Statler
Yea, including this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Max
Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
Sam
Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
Waldorf
Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sam
Alright, let me at 'em!


Waldorf
There's so many unsightly pictures on this wiki!
Statler
Yeah! I'm looking at one right now!
Waldorf
Huh? Where?
Statler
In your Dia box!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

hello statler and waldorf.
Walter White


Waldorf
I can't believe how many articles they publish!
Statler
I can. It's so you don't notice the reviews.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
You know what I like the most about that Fictional charcter fella?
Waldorf
Gee, you tell me!
Statler
They make me wish this camp was entirely fictional!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Y'know, this "Wiki Camp" thing is something special.
Statler
Why do you think that?
Waldorf
It's eSPECIALly terrible!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Who's your favorite contestant so far?
Waldorf
Probably Monitor.
Statler
Why's that?
Waldorf
Because I can watch something else!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Say, you think this page has a challenge crystal?
Waldorf
In a way.
Statler
What's that s'posed to mean?
Waldorf
Well, it certainly is a challenge to get through, and I'd rather do crystal!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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