15 of them

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Statler
You think someone's gotten the same thing twice in a row?
Waldorf
I hope so!
Statler
Why?
Waldorf
Maybe they'd get bored and leave!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Who's your favorite contestant so far?
Waldorf
Probably Monitor.
Statler
Why's that?
Waldorf
Because I can watch something else!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I can't believe how many articles they publish!
Statler
I can. It's so you don't notice the reviews.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I hear those hideous Pinnipeds are taking over the camp
Statler
Good!
Waldorf
Why is that good?
Statler
Because then maybe it'll look less UGLY!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Which contestant are you rooting for?
Statler
I'm going with Black.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
I always bet on black!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Michael Bloomberg
Hey guys.
Statler
I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.
Waldorf
Guess there was a breach at skeletons in media!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
What's your opinion on gambling?
Statler
I'd try it.
Waldorf
You would? Even if it means getting cursed?
Statler
Anything's better than this place!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
You see the Challenge 6 pre-challenge? They have to name something they'd never make.
Statler
But they'll all just list the same thing!
Waldorf
Which is?
Statler
A good page!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Remember the time when two parrots tried to imitate us?
Statler
Yeah, but they kissed afterwards.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say. Birds of a feather flock together.
Statler
Waldorf


Statler
You think someone's gotten the same thing twice in a row?
Waldorf
I hope so!
Statler
Why?
Waldorf
Maybe they'd get bored and leave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
What's your opinion on gambling?
Statler
I'd try it.
Waldorf
You would? Even if it means getting cursed?
Statler
Anything's better than this place!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Ever heard of a nerpa? Experts say they'll be gone soon.
Statler
They're definitely a sight, I'll say that much.
Waldorf
You kidding? They're ugly!
Statler
It's a breath of fresh air from looking at this wiki!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I heard that there were 101 contestants in this contest
Statler
Why only 101?
Waldorf
I guess Mandelly didn't want to come!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Don't look now, but I think we're being mugged.
Green Goblin
You two seem like men with hate in their hearts. So tell me, are you in or are you out?
Statler
This wiki is the one that's out, Gobby.
Waldorf
Yeah, out of ideas!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Sometimes, I really wish I was in the year 2008.
Statler
Why? So you can witness the year de Blob came out?
Waldorf
No, so I'm in a place where this camp doesn't exist!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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