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Statler
What a hilarious wiki!
Waldorf
You're joking.
Statler
I am, and it's still funnier than these pages!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Y'know, this "Wiki Camp" thing is something special.
Statler
Why do you think that?
Waldorf
It's eSPECIALly terrible!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
You know, this wiki is actually pretty high-brow.
Waldorf
Well, it needs a good shaving!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Why do we always come here?
Statler
I guess we'll never know.
Waldorf
It's like a kind of torture-
Statler and Waldorf
-to have to watch this show!


Statler
How many contestants did sign up for this camp, anyway?
Waldorf
I'd say 0!
Statler
Really? Why that low?
Waldorf
Who would want to sign up for this??
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Who won the first season of this camp, anyway?
Statler
Nobody. It got cancelled.
Waldorf
Really now? Hopefully this season will follow suit!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Say, you think this page has a challenge crystal?
Waldorf
In a way.
Statler
What's that s'posed to mean?
Waldorf
Well, it certainly is a challenge to get through, and I'd rather do crystal!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
You see the Challenge 6 pre-challenge? They have to name something they'd never make.
Statler
But they'll all just list the same thing!
Waldorf
Which is?
Statler
A good page!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Pete
We're oldER. But that doesn't mean we're old!
Gerry
Yeah, we got the same energy as all the other teams... from about 5 AM to 4 PM.
Pete
Yeah after that we get a little, groggy.
Gerry
Hehe, groggy? I haven't seen the moon since 2003!
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Statler
Hey, this page uses a random selection.
Waldorf
Maybe there are secrets!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see a secret link right now!
Waldorf
Where?
Statler
The back button!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Maybe today they'll get their big break.
Statler
You're telling me they didn't break already?
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Say, Spike, what makes you the face of this wiki, anyway?
Spike
IDK, THEY JUST LET ME SHOW UP.
Statler
Yeah, hopefully you'll scare visitors away!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Who's your favorite contestant so far?
Waldorf
Probably Monitor.
Statler
Why's that?
Waldorf
Because I can watch something else!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
You see all these mascots they're trying to make?
Statler
Yeah. Why?
Waldorf
They seem most fit for Damn seal!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Most of these pages are jokes.
Waldorf
You found jokes? I'm still looking!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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