15 of them

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Max
Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
Sam
Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
Waldorf
Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sam
Alright, let me at 'em!


Statler
Hey, this page uses a random selection.
Waldorf
Maybe there are secrets!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see a secret link right now!
Waldorf
Where?
Statler
The back button!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I can't believe how many articles they publish!
Statler
I can. It's so you don't notice the reviews.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Hey, every page has a Discussion. Let's see what the fans are saying!
You guys stink!

YOU GUYS STINK

- number 1 pen FeartheGear (talk) 01:05, 6 October 2022 (UTC)

Statler
Gee, tough crowd.
Waldorf
How could hecklers be so rude!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
What a hilarious wiki!
Waldorf
You're joking.
Statler
I am, and it's still funnier than these pages!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
What's your opinion on gambling?
Statler
I'd try it.
Waldorf
You would? Even if it means getting cursed?
Statler
Anything's better than this place!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Say, we hit 146,290 edits today!
Statler
Well that's 146,290 too many!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Who's your favorite contestant so far?
Waldorf
Probably Monitor.
Statler
Why's that?
Waldorf
Because I can watch something else!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Remember when that seal article took down this whole wiki?
Statler
I wish it was down longer.
Waldorf
Why is that?
Statler
So I don't have to keep looking at it!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Say, Spike, what makes you the face of this wiki, anyway?
Spike
IDK, THEY JUST LET ME SHOW UP.
Statler
Yeah, hopefully you'll scare visitors away!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
You see editing closed during judging?
Statler
I wish it closed whenever we're judging.
Waldorf
But we're always judging!
Statler
Exactly!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Say, Spike, what makes you the face of this wiki, anyway?
Spike
IDK, THEY JUST LET ME SHOW UP.
Statler
Yeah, hopefully you'll scare visitors away!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Say, you think this page has a challenge crystal?
Waldorf
In a way.
Statler
What's that s'posed to mean?
Waldorf
Well, it certainly is a challenge to get through, and I'd rather do crystal!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Which contestant do you think will win?
Waldorf
Betting on Jurta.
Statler
Why is that?
Waldorf
I'd rather live in there than at this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Maybe today they'll get their big break.
Statler
You're telling me they didn't break already?
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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