Ashtonia

United Republics and Monarchies of Ashtonia
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Motto: Libertas et stultitia (Freedom and stupidity)
Anthem: The Song of Ashtonia
Capital and largest city	Menai City
Official spoken languages	English Welsh
Official literary languages	Latin Attic Greek Old English
Religion	Christianity (majority)
Demonym(s)	Ashtonian
Government	Federal semi-presidential constitutional republic
• President	BlakeIsHere
Currency	Ashtonian dollar (AST)

Ashtonia, officially the United Republics and Monarchies of Ashtonia, is a country somewhere in the universe. Located on a large landmass split into multiple subdivisions, most of whom are named after the main settlement of that subdivision (usually being referred to as "State of X" or having the -shire suffix added to avoid confusion).

The country is very well-known for its bizarre laws.

History

Ashtonia was founded on some random morning by BlakeIsHere because he wanted a country to rule over because he was tried of current politics.

Politics

Ashtonia's head of state is the president, who is currently BlakeIsHere because he is waiting to hold a presidential election later in 2026.

Demographics

Subdivisions and their capitals

Capital city		Subdivision		City/subdivision description
Name	Population	Name	Population
Beaverton	N/A	State of Beaverton	N/A	Not to be confused with the city in Oregon, this city is famous for its beaver population and for being the setting of the hit movie Hoppers.
Canyonero Wharf	N/A	TBA	N/A
Henrysburg	N/A	Liquidland	N/A
Jamestown	N/A	Jameshire	N/A	Known for being full of colonial American LARPers.
Menai City	N/A	Menai City Capital District	N/A	The capital of Ashtonia.
Motorstown	N/A	Motorshire	N/A
New Wiki City	N/A	New Wikiland	N/A
Saint-Maurice	N/A	TBA	N/A
Pinnipedia	N/A	TBA	N/A	Named after its large population of pinnipeds.
Steelbury	N/A	Steelshire	N/A
Secundaria City	N/A	Secundaria	N/A
Springfield	N/A	State of Springfield	N/A	Famously known as the place where The Simpsons takes place.
Tumblrville	N/A	Tumblrshire	N/A

Culture

Sport

Ashtonia's most popular sport is probably football, although rugby and American football are also quite popular in some areas. Meanwhile, SHaR Speedrunning is the official sport of Liquidland.

Names in other languages

Language	Name	Meaning
German	Blakesland	Blake's land
Japanese	アシュトンイア Astonia	N/A
Mandarin	阿什顿乡	Ashton country
Old English	Æsċtūnes land	Ashton's land
Russian	Аштонія Aštonіya	N/A
Spanish	Ashtonia	N/A
Toki Pona	ma Asenija	the land of Ashtonia
Welsh	Tirluc	Lucas' land