Kingdom of Cats

Kingdum of Catz
Kingdum of Catz
	Flag
OUR LANGUAGE	LOLCAT
Government	Da bezt governs!
• Cat Rular	Cheezburg Fist
• Cleen Moustor	Cardbord Nyam
Population
• 2024 estimate	1,042,027,639
Currency	Cattoks (CTT)

Kingdom of Cats
Kingdom of Cats
	Flag
National language	Lolcat
Government	Unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy
• Monarch	Cheezburg V
• Prime Minister	Cardbord Nyam
Population
• 2024 estimate	1,042,027,639
Currency	Cattoks (CTT)

YOU'VE NYANED IN THE KINGDOM OF CATS FOR . SECONDS

The Kingdom of Cats (Lolcat: Kingdum of Catz) is a sovereign state in the continent of Argotia, located in the Grass World. Its prevailing "language" is Lolcat and is inhabited by all of your favorite felidaes! This is why the Kingdom of Cats is renowned as the cutest nation in The Wiki Camp Cinematic Universe! This kingdom is very diverse, with there being a wide range of cat breeds AND species!

This is one of the seven kingdoms needed for one to become a god, and it is very blurple. Because of this cause of huge value, killing god is a very popular hobby. The more you know! This is why most deities are scared of this kingdom... and all the other ones as well.

Believe it or not, the Kingdom of Cats is not part of the international Dogshit Nations.

Etymology

The name "Kingdom of Cats" came from Minecraft, as Lolcat is one of the available languages that the player can use. The name also comes from the inhabitants of the country. Isn't that crazy? "Kingdom" is the name of a monarchic state, but nobody gives a fuck about that.

History

An example of a meme that made cats so popular!

A long time ago, cats were so cutes... and they still are! You can thank the Cat God for that. As they were the cutest animals to ever grace the Earth, they decided to form a kingdom that reflects their cuteness! At first, all of their houses were made out of cardboard, but they had to change their building materials to something more sustainable thanks to the Great Cardboard Shortage. During the advent of the 21st century, the economy of the kingdom exploded with the exposure to technology, especially the internet. This paved the way of the kingdom's newfound popularity, thanks to the rapid spread of memes. Some felines even went on to become big celebrities, including Grumpy Cat, Keyboard Cat, Nyan Cat, and Jeff.

As a result of becoming so populous, the Kingdom of Cats' income grew rapidly, thanks to the purchasing of .cat domains. Many people used these domains for the hosting of funny cat memes and videos, which in turn inspired others to buy domains of their own. It's a win-win!

Shortly after the 2022 donut flooding, the entire nation praised the cat involved in the accident, commending their heroic strength when the times were tough. As a result, National Commendation Day was made a reality, taking place annually on the same day as the accident.

The Kingdom of Cats has heavily opposed the NORPA organization on multiple occasions, with them stating that "seals can also be so cutes, if they just try!" This has been met with severe backlash, with many labeling the nation as "dogshit". Free speech was limited days later for this exact reason, but the residents DGAF.

And it all worked out so well in the end...

Currency

Cattoks are the main currency of the Kingdom of Cats, being roughly 1% more valuable than the Dollar.

Notable residents

Garfield

Garfield is a lazy cat who loves lasagna...

Mr. Notaseal

who loves Among Us

Shinx

Woah... We think Pokémon is so cutes! Smash that like button if you agree!

Playlist

THE KINGDOM OF CATS IS WHERE WE-HEE-HEE-ALL COME FROM! CHEE-HEE-HEE-HEEZBURG V'S RE-HEE-HEE-HEALLY RUN IT INTO THE GROUND.

THE HEE-HEE-HEE-WHOLE KINGDOM KIND OF SUCKED ANYWAY AND WE-HEE-HEE-DON'T MISS BE-HEE-HEE-HEING SURROUNDED BY CATS EVERY DAY AT ALL EVEN A TINY LITTLE BIT.

AND I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT I'M NOT KING ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M STILL BASICALLY THE KING ANYWAY BUT ONLY WHEN THE KINGDOM DOES SOMETHING GOOD BECAUSE THAT WAS ME I'M RE-HEE-HEE-SPONSIBLE FOR THAT

Tac Nayn

Big Cats

Small Cats

Evil Cats

This Cat is very lemon, Beware!

Good Cats

This Cat is quite Lime, Be Square.

Notable settlements

Felidopia

Felidopia is the capital of the Kingdom of Cats and is home to the legendary annual Feline Party! Felidopia is also home to the divine Cheezburger Statue, a huge statue of a burger with cheese and everything...

Reception

As noted earlier, this nation got some bad reception for its opinions on NORPA. Sads! There are some opinions from specific individuals, though!

Blurple...

So... Where's the evil aspects at?

User:Coppersalts

This is just like that one movie where that one guy goes into the building and there's a fun song and a cat and there's a sockpuppet that's also singing and then the song ends and he gets thrown out the door

Popular culture

The Kingdom of Cats starred as the main location of the web series Battle for Weed, where 20 contestants battle it out for weed.

Trivia

The Kingdom of Cats is very cute.
The Kingdom of Cats is in an alliance with the Kingdom of Categories.
- They both DGAF about the Kingdom of Dogs.
This little nation does NOT have a timezone. Instead, all of its residents have their own sense of time instead of following the government's dogshit rules. Kinda based.
Monarchy 🤢
Meow
Mew
😺

YOU HAS DAT NYAN-NYAN IN DA KINGDUM OF CATZ FOR . ETERNITIES

Da Kingdum of Catz i'z whatevah land in da Argotia, in OWR world! Our awesum language is called LOLCAT and we all inhabit diz land! Knew that we'z da CUTEST ANIMALS in da univerze! We'z are all so differents, and dat'z awesum! So maek sure to keep doez eyez out...

We'z one of da seven kingdoms needed for god stadus, and that'z very blurple. Because of owr value, killing god is very pobluar hobby! Da moar you know! Diz iz why most deities r scared of we... and all da otharz as well.

Beleavz it or nah, da Kingdum of Catz i'z NYATT part of da globall Doodoo Naahtons.

Ourz Name

"Kingdum of Catz" iz a beutyful naym blessed upan us by da gawdz of Minecraft! We has cherizhed it evah since and are proud to has it as one of da languagez you can speek. Da naem also comes from we! The livers of diz land! Izain't dat crazy? "Kingdum" is da nem of a monarctic satte, but nobady care bout dat...

Hissdurr

An exemple of one memz that made we so popular!

Many snorz agoe.. we weres so cutes... and we'z still da Cutezeset! Yew can thank da Cat God for dat. As we'z the cutest animals to evar grace da Orth, we made our own land of joiez that reflekts OWR cutez! At one place, all of owr territores were made out of da best material... CARDBOARD! But we hadz to use a dumbar materialz becauz of da DUMB Greet Cordberd Shaatage. But den da tweny thirst centry came and thangs CHANGED. Our economy BLEW UP thankz to da technology we gots, especially da INTERWEBZ. And wez became the most popularz thing in da world, all thank to da MEMZ. Sum of as even becames FAMOUS, lik Grumpy Cat, Keyboard Cat, Nyan Cat, and Jeff.

Becuz we just becames SO populous, owr'z income grew BIG, thanks to da buyers doin' da buy and buyin da .cat domainz! Manys peepz used da domains for da hosting of FUNNI MEMZ, witch in turn inspired others to buy da domains for their own memz. We'z all win!

Right afta dat damn 2022 donut flooding, we all lovez dat cat involved in da ouchus, when theys were VERY STRANG! We made dat National Commendation Day a realite because of their strangth... taking place EVERY YEARZ, SAME DAYZ.

We'z hate da NORPA organization! Evry tiem! We'z say dat the "zeels can also be so cutes, if thei jus trie!", but then we'z get da DUMB MEANIES and be'z culled names like DAGSHEET!!1! Dat'z why we'z lemit da free speech, and we DGAF if it'z iz!

And we allz SO CUTE TO THE END.

MONEYZ!

Owr maney is dat Cattoks. Iz more value than dat louzy Dollar! We uze it to by da thingz...