Missing seals
This is a list of seals that have gone missing.
Nerpy Purpy
A round purple seal. Last seen near a pumpkin patch. Friends of Ms. Purpy have said that they had scarcely heard from her after she lost The Great Pumpkin Race.
Spinach the Seal
A green wide-eyed seal that smells of moss. Last seen at Wal-Mart. Known for leading protests against We Are Going To Replace Your Town With A Parking Lot Incorporated. May be worth noting that they went missing after their town was replaced with a parking lot.
TheHungrySeal500
A red seal that is always hungry. Last seen at his house. His mother has said that he went missing on the one day she forgot to restock the fridge.
Cutest seal on planet earth
Incredibly cute white fur baby seal. Last seen on its own page.
Sickly seal
An ill seal with bandages. Last seen on the list of minor seals. Has lived its life with a cold or flu, but only recently, 2 days before going missing, became terminally ill.
Neepler and Neepadorf
A pair of elderly seals who love to heckle. Last seen regularly at Baikal Theatre, but did not show up today after accidentally fumbling a joke the previous week.
Hey, these damn seals look just like us!
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As if those disgusting faces weren't enough, now we have to deal with these pieces of trash!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Present the Seal
A seal living in the present day. It seems to have fallen out of space and time.
Red Crewmate Seal
A seal with a red Among Us spacesuit. Disconnected in the middle of a game, hasn't been seen since.
Deplatformed the Seal
A seal was recently deplatformed, causing it to be forever lost in the curious faculties of the cosmos. It is not wanted.


