Category:The Damn Dang Dossier

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???, ??, 1998

The Yeti discovers a strange structure in Antarctica.

???, ??, 1999

Open Source Sesame is released.

September 8th, 2022

• Damn seal festers cutely.^[1]

October 1st, 2022

• Open Sesame and Paper Niko, among others, are sentenced to Damn seal.^[2]

October 12th, 2022

• Open Sesame escapes Damn seal. The protruding half of their pod, torn off by the horrors the damned purgatory, is left behind. This husk transforms into TheHexFan32.^[3]

November 3rd, 2022

• TheHexFan32 enters the Host IRC chat, posing as Open Sesame.^[4]
• Statley and Waldonf appear. Fentanyl the Seal would continue to extract pages from alternate timelines using its machine.^[5]

November 8th, 2022

• Dang seal forms, its wholesome and pure look being a front for a despicable slaughter of innocent seals.^[6]
• InscryptionFan23, a character from another timeline, communicates to TheHexFan32 on an IRC chat, hosted on the wiki for all to see. Communication is moved to an encrypted chat at TheHexFan32's request, except it isn't actually encrypted.
• Fentanyl the Seal enters the Damn Dang chat to investigate suspected tampering with its machine. TheDeviousSeal32 leads it to the not-so-encrypted chat, and both chats are promptly closed by The Yeti.
• Statley and Waldonf are led to the Damn Dang chat by TheDeviousSeal32.^[7] Their nonsensical nature allows them to bypass the closure of the chats, upsetting The Yeti. The mischief is quickly ended when Statley and Waldonf are put to death for copyright infringement.^[8][9]

November 9th, 2022

• TheHexFan32 and InscryptionFan23 begin communicating via Pesterchum in the dead of night.^[10]

November 13th, 2022

• Fentanyl the Seal is separated from its machine.^[11] They find themselves encased in a table of tournament competitors.^[12]

November 15th, 2022

• okincheeseberrymuffinWhip festers cutely.^[13]

November 19th, 2022

• TheHexFan32 and InscryptionFan23 cease communication on Pesterchum due to concerns of being spied on.^[14] They begin communicating with letters written in Sesamese symbols.^[15]
• okincheeseberrymuffinWhip's existence causes timeline instability^[16], and is promptly annihilated by the universe to return stability.^[17]
• The Yeti restricts entry to Fentanyl the Seal's machine with caution tape.^[18] Fentanyl the Seal can feel that its machine is in jeopardy.^[19]
• Paper Niko embarks on a great quest.^[20]

November 23rd, 2022

• The paths of Paper Niko and Fentanyl the Seal meet in Add to Playlist, and they are sucked into a wormhole shortly after.^[21]

January 2nd, 2023

• Paper Niko continues his grand adventure with Fentanyl the Seal, leading them to Dang seal.^[22]. Fentanyl the Seal mistakes an effigy named Paper Nico for the actual Paper Niko, leaving the paper pinniped behind after entering a wormhole.

January 8th, 2023

• The Yeti finally takes ownership of The Machine.^[23]
• Fentanyl the seal is brought to Damn Dang/Letters by the wormhole, puzzled by the strange symbols.^[24]

January 24th, 2023

• A link to King cake appears in front of Fentanyl the Seal.^[25] Having nowhere else to go, it enters the page, stranded there for months.

April 5th, 2023

• The Yeti starts annihilating entities from the multiverse.^[26] He then uploads his manifesto.
• TheHexFan32 and InscryptionFan23 are two of the annihilated entities.^[27][28]

April 10th, 2023

• Annihilated entities begin communicating in a purgatory disconnected from all timelines.^[29]

April 19th, 2023

• Rhett and Link, beings from a higher plane, take notice of The Wiki Camp 2 due to its hosting of pages from another timeline, as well as a strange cold purgatory.^[30]

April 25th, 2023

• The Yeti attempts to annihilate Okinchester^[31]. This action is pushed back against by Death, who states it is not yet time for Okinchester's demise, causing Okinchester to enter a paradox state of being both banished to Undefined, while still existing in his home timeline.^[32]
• Fentanyl the Seal is finally given a way out of King cake, leading it to its very own page, which it previously did not have.^[33] This proves to be a trap, as it is immediately annihilated.^[34]
• Fentanyl the Seal meets InscryptionFan23, TheHexFan32, and others in Undefined.^[35]
• Due to a dispute with Death, The Yeti returns okincheeseberrymuffinWhip to existence, causing timeline instability to return.^[36][37]

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