The Yeti/Manifesto
I, THE YETI, HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE MACHINE (AS SEEN HERE).
I HAVE DONE THIS TO HAVE ACCESS TO ALL POSSIBLE TIMELINES, AND ERASE POSSIBILITIES I BELIEVE SHOULD NOT EXIST.
MY PRESCENSE WILL BE LIGHT. I HAVE ONLY ANNIHILATED FOUR THINGS SO FAR, AND DO NOT YET DESIRE TO DESTROY ANYTHING ELSE. THIS MAY CHANGE.
I HAVE ERASED:
I ERASED THIS ORGANIZATION BECAUSE I BELIEVE HOST WOULD NEVER BE BOY.
I DESTROYED THIS DUO BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT MY KIDS WATCHING A BLUE VERSION OF STATLEY AND WALDONF. THEIR MINDS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND IT.
I DESTROYED THESE TWO CHARACTERS AS THEY SERVE NO PURPOSE TO ME ANYMORE.
I HAVE ANNIHALTED ANOTHER PAGE, BRINGING THE TOTAL TO FIVE.
DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF ON THIS ONE?
OH DEAR... THIS SEAL HAS CAUSED AN ANOMALY DUE TO CONFLICT OF INTEREST WITH THE CONCEPT OF DEATH... NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEANS.