Nerpy Doodle Dandy

Niko was a baby seal whose eyes were wide like candy
With fur as white as cotton stripes; that's Nerpy Doodle Dandy
Then he got old and aged like mold; looked drunken on that brandy
Ate concrete and was complete; now Nerpy Doodle Dandy

Nerpy Doodle sweep it up, Nerpy Doodle Dandy
Mind the berries and the puddin', Nerpy Doodle Dandy

Ponsuke had lovely smiles that looked as sweet as candy
Tongue stuck out, now he's got clout; that's Nerpy Doodle Dandy
Later he had rancid smells that never came in handy
But then we cried when Ponsuke died; now Nerpy Doodle Dandy

Nerpy Doodle sweep it up, Nerpy Doodle Dandy
Mind the berries and the puddin', Nerpy Doodle Dandy

Agu is a spotted seal who loves some beer and brandy
Beer cans clinged, and now he's king; that's Nerpy Doodle Dandy
Hiyori is his partner and his helping comes in handy
Broke from jail just like a gale; now Nerpy Doodle Dandy

Nerpy Doodle sweep it up, Nerpy Doodle Dandy
Mind the berries and the puddin', Nerpy Doodle Dandy