Statley and Waldonf
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I am on The Wiki Camp 2
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Yes, page
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Can't say that I have!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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But what about?
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Token Bank tends to Rules
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That's what He said!
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God is almighty and loves us all!
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You know, I always wonder the how to upload a file
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Can't say that I have!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Here comes the Air Plane!
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Here comes the Bus!
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The two are similar but one lives in God's domain, the sky!
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Airplanes are a sinful thing, and everyone on one will be rightfully struck down by God!
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The story of The Tower of Babel taught us that we must not try to get to heaven physically!
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Can't say that I have!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Statley?
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Yes, Waldonf?
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Can't say that I have!
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My name is. You killed my. Prepare to?
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Can't say that I have!
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Yes, Waldonf?
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Shut up.
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God is Ah ha ha ha!
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Why oven when out?
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Can't say that I Waldonf!
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Oven!
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My hungry ass could Oven!
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When humans discovered fire and the joy of cooking, God said this is good!
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So, what is?
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Yes
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So, what is a seal?
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A puddle of disgusting s
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Seals are part of God's choir and all insults are in jest!
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Look at them, Statley. They love The Wiki Camp 2 more than God!
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God is in everything, so that is okay! But consider going to church if that interests you!
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God comes in all kinds of forms and ways and devices! Try out one!
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Look at them, Statley. Did you hear about Marcus Geniune?
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Just as I suspected...Someone has tampered with my machine...
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So you've finally figured it out, hm? How sad...
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I suppose it's not too late...If you know what's good for you, you'll follow that paper pinniped.
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Time is running out, Fentanyl.
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Why are you doing this...?
What more do you know...? |
Who gives a fuck, really...
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END OF ACT -0.333333333333
DIVERGE - HERE IS WHERE THE STORY SPLITS...KEEP READING TO STAY ON THIS PATH, OR FIND ANOTHER WAY...
Yes!
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He was born just today! His mother gave birth to him!
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Wait, Marcus died!?
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Every baby is born pure, and heaven she will go!
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So, what is a sea?
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There are seven
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Would you like to explore with me?
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Waldonf, Yes, Let us explore the seas.
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Turn left.
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Turn left.
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Turn right.
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In 5 miles, make a U-turn.
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I'm tired!
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In 5 miles, tires are for horses!
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Or, was she the bagel?
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You can't be tire, you are not a train!
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Playing with words is a great way to have fun! Worldplay! Wordplay! Wordplay!
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We have become an island
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Be careful, Statue of David eats those!
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I am full of care!
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Worldplay! Wordplay! Wordplay!
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Do they count as wordplay?
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Count is for Vampire!
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Count von Count is still one of God's creatures, as well as a puppet friend!
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So, Statley, what can we do in the island?
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We can build an igloo!
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An igloo is made of snow! An island is hot! The snow will keep us cool!
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This island has other shipwreck survive!
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My god! Other people!
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What is your name, the green one?
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My name is Shrimpeater Boystink.
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Little do they know, her name tends to be change!
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Yes, I am cursed with a changing name! Some say it is my destiny...
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I forgive you!
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Forgiveness is key!
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Come, I have shelter!
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But what about Igloo?
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My shelter is just past these trees!
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We can build a coconut!
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A coconut tree is full of the vitamins, minerals, protein, vitamin c,
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We can eat a coconut!
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Here it is! Climb this rope, my shelter is in the trees to avoid the predator animals that roam at night.
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A striking similar to the Minecraft!
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Sky Cube is a minigame.
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But everyone can agree, this is no laughing matter!
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It is getting dark. I shall hit the hay. Tomorrow, we should gather food and supplies.
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But everyone can agree, this is bedtime!
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...
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...
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...
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Statley! I can not sleep the!
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I am in the same boat!
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We are shipwrecked the boats!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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It is a figure of Speech!
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Like Head of Letter?
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Oh, do not laughter at volume! We will wake our shelter friend.
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eh he he he...
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That is a better!
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We are polite, like a pigeon!
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GROWL! GROWL! GROWL!
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Frightful sight!!!
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It is a figure of Speech!
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No, you are fool! That is a Island monster! Thankfully we are up here in the safety.
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If what you say is truthful, shall we mock it?
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You are a good idea, Waldonf
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he he he... You are but a foolish monster that can not up...
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Your spoke too soon. My idea was bad. We must whisper, as not to wake the friend. Issue! If no wake, whisper. How monster hear us?
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In hindsight, was bad idea. However, I applaud your creative! Even if not work.
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GROWL! GROWL! GROWL!
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This loud device below will wake our friend. Shall kill it?
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But how? Give idea, anyone?
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The voters chose!
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GROWL! GROWL! GROWL!
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Today is soccer ball, Waldonf!
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Also know as a Futbol, to our American viewers!
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To put it in Too Long Didn't Read terms, we will drop the soccer on the monster!
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The mail is here! Soccer ball is home! Deploy! Drop! Atomic bomb!
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GROWL! GROW-
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Has the beast been slain?
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Whimper...
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It is inside pain.
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Pain is no home for one of God's animals!
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Also know as a creature, to our American viewers!
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A broken leg, a thorn in its paw! Deer hit by car. Why!
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Who kind of monster would drop a soccer on a poor innocent baby tiger?
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It was just a baby!
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Wait, do not say was just yet. Maybe we save it.
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God would hope for us to!
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Please drop something on it to help!
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Yes, look from the sky in the Amazon Stork! A delivery for my dying animal!
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I see it fall! It is a bar of soap!
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Whimpe-GULP!
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A growl and whimper is like a swear, aggressive and bad! Clean your mouth out, tiger! You bad bad thing!
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Justice is server, Waldonf! We shall go to bed.
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Gack! Hack! Cough... coug.. cough... co..c...gah..........
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3 Hours later...
Snore... Snore... Snore...
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Even more later...
Awake! Oh awake!
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We slept in! So late in the day.
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Why do this? Mistaken.
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Whatever.
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Good morning, God!
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Snarl...
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Look, Waldonf. Another island lion!
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Yes, another wolf approach!
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Good morning.
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Shut up!
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We shall kill you, island survivor!
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There isn't enough rooms up there!
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Uh, guys.
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Wh-what? What are you doing? Get your hands off me!
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Uh, guy, There isn't enough push down there!
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AHHH!
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CHOMP!
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And yes, the cobra snake is now full and will gallop away!
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Like a bird!
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Laugh out loud!
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Waldonf.
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Yes, Statley?
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Did you hear about Nutshell Token?
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Yes, Statley?
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Me too. Shall we put our opinion on that forum?
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Yes, Statley?
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Okay, let us email it via the carrier pigeons!
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God's messengers!
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Mission complete. Let us leave this disgusting island.
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Me too.
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God, give us Jesus of power and let us walk on waters!
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Yes, God has given us our blessing and walking.
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Long walk. We are walking
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I see something under the water.
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I gotta get outta here!
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Statley, is that the Forbidden Cities of Atlantis?
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I see why it is forbidden!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Because it fucking sucks!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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This city deserved to be lost because it is fucking dogshit and I fucking hate it!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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When will we tell your parents about us?
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Okay, let us enter the lost town of atlantic.
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This city has architecture
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Oh my UncategorizedPages
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This city Look! A fish?
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Glub Glub Glub...
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This city has architecture fish, and a big one there too aswell and yes.
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GLUB...
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Should we eat a fish? Tell me!
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No, fish are very scary!
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Ahhh!
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You two live such boring lives... Perhaps this will excite you.
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Of course we find this seals in Lost City of Water!
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Statley, did you hear we can no longer use DiaStatler and DiaWaldorf?
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Yes, Cease and Decease.
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Who give a fucking fuck! I don't cares!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Oh no no no!
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There is some wrongs...
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Waldonf! Is these you?
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I cannot see! I am of blindness!
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What misery befell us!
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Yes... You have been arrested, and have had your false faces stripped away... How sad...
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If the letter is anything to go off of... You two are being put down. Good riddance...
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Look Waldonf! We are like the boner brothers from Deltarune!
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You could'st say we are very boned now!
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Rattle rattle rattle!
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Even after death, you two ramble... How intriguing...
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Would you say that we are funny bone?
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Rattle rattle rattle!
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Ha... Perhaps I have misjudged you two... You clearly show power comparable to my own...
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But why about TheDeviousSeal33?
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Have fun living in your neighboring coffins... Perhaps no cruel fate could break your spirits... Impressive...
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Shut up!
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Rattle rattle rattle!
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I will take my leave...
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The Lord in all their kindness has given us a second chance at life!
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END OF ACT 2
INTERMISSION - DO NOT READ ON FOR THE NEXT 5 MINUTES. CONTINUE HYDRATING YOURSELF IN THAT TIME.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get to the other's side!
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Rattle rattle rattle!
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Is that joke about the chickens getting run over and going to after?
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Nope. Common miss contraception.
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Did you hear that voting for elimination end soon?
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Nope. Did they vote to eliminate us?
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Because, we are dead.
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Rattle rattle rattle!
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Wait. I am dead?
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Yes! You're are ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ dead
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I'VE DEAD
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Why are Statley dead!
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I don't know
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I think it was...
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Can't talking! you are dead
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Ok
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ppbbbpbbbpb...
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'Sup ya wankers? Who's up for it-
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EH
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What the bloodyhelljusthappen?
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Statley is dead.
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Hmm...
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Statley is dead?
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Hooray!
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So... Is the murderer known!
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By you
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No. Sorry, mate.
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I will him. I will him. And no one will ever again.
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👍
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GROWL!
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Grunt.
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We know!
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Grunt?
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We don't know!
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GROWL! GROWL.
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Begins sniffing the ground to locate the murderer
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 gun |
 chicken bits too |
I do believe that this gun may shed light on the reason as to why Statley is dead...
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STATLEY IS DEAD?
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Yes.
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She died!
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No!!!
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Ba be bom bom be bum ba bum bo be bop be bop bum [Bridge] ba bum, ba be, ba bo [Chorus] ba be bum! be bo bo! bum!
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Alas! I have been run over by Medical Vehicle! I, too, am have died.
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Out, out! Move, now!
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Passionately makes out with Statley
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Ah ha ha ha! I
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In my medical opinion,
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What? I'm not a doctor.
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But in my professional opinion:
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Kills a baby sea lion for added emphasis
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Statley was KILLED! [New Conversational Topic Unlocked]
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That is so devastate...
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I don't think it's anything to worry about, so long as
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END OF ACT 3
My, my, have a look at this...
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END OF ACT 4
It looks like Statley has kicked the bucket, once and for all...
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What do you lot have to say about this?
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Perhaps my talents are better used elsewhere. Good day to you all...
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Okay! Let us get back to
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The point
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You have not earned the honor of finishing my sentence, lowly maggot. You are not even worthy of groveling at my feet.
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But Count, you are Ah ha ha ha!
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What are you saying
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Why about Count?
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I don't understand a single thing coming out of your mouth
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Oh noes! Your Statley is: Damn dead
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STATLEY IS DEAD?
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Wait! I can heal Statley-
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I am not funny, didn't laugh. Serious matters! Who obliterated Statley!
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Sealion Musk @SealionMusk Replying to @Statley
Arf arf arf... It was me.
November 11, 2022
What!!
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Sealion Musk @SealionMusk Replying to @Statley
Yes. I did it like so:
November 11, 2022
Oof! Ouch! Ouch ouch owie! Ee-yikes! Well that just happened *dies
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These is so devastate...
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Sealion Musk @SealionMusk Replying to @Statley
Haha. Just kidding. That was a joke.
November 11, 2022
These is so celebrate...
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Sealion Musk @SealionMusk Replying to @Statley
The real killer was uhhh.... uh... hm...
November 11, 2022
Sealion Musk @SealionMusk Replying to @Statley
That, um, seal.
November 11, 2022
What??? But I'm just a cute widdle seal! I'm a widdle guy! I would never
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Sealion Musk @SealionMusk Replying to @Statley
Well, you're a pinniped, and pinnipeds can never be cute, so I think you're a pathological liar.
November 11, 2022
Very astute observation, Sealion Musk. You have found me out! I was Evil Pinniped of from Nice One disguise the whole time... How did you know?
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Sealion Musk @SealionMusk Replying to @Statley
Well, you're a pinniped, and pinnipeds can never be cute, so I think you're a pathological liar.
November 11, 2022
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Gulp Yummers.
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Anomaly!
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Not a joyous day!
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Meow!
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Another baby kitten!
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Has come far to save?
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Be'd grateful.
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Mrr?
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Ah! Sneaky vermin! Get away from me you being of rat!
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You know who else is a being of rat?
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NO!
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A long time ago, in a far time away.
I am on the I just got existed!
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Yes, manifested
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Can say that I have!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Say, I just manifest too!
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We should become best friend.
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No! I hate you! I hate you!
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Statley ran away...
Oh
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Me oh so alone!
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I got no friendly
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Throws me a bone!
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It so cold and windy...
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My song I shall telling...
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This is my tale you hear!
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My history I am selling...
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The price is your ear!
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I. Shall. Be. Alone. For. One. Hundred. Year!
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Me back
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Hoorays!
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Lets play Rock's Paper Scisscor.
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Okay!
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Rocked!
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Papers!
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Scisscors!
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SHOOT!
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I forgotten how to play it!
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Me three!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Statley!
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Eek! A Skeletons in medium!
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Waldonf!
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Eek! A Skeletons in medium!
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Hey, thats my lines!!!
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Statley, Waldonf, We are from the futuristic time known as the Present.
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In The Present, you two are in the PAST instead of now.
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Eek! We become skeletoned in The Present!
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Let me give you two a word or two of advice!
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Do not die
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You got it, Mister!
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The Present
Look Waldonf! None of that stuff when we was a skeletons happened!
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Yes, I don't even remember what you are talk about!
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Can say that I either
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Wah haa hah! I am DRACULA THE NASTY!
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I've never met this guys before!
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Yes, I don't even remember she/it!
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I am a dreaded doctor/vampire that will SUCK YOUR BLOOD! If I am in "VAMPIRE MODE"
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EEK!!!
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Are you in "VAMPIRE MODE" or "DOCTOR MODE"?
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Right now, I'm "TOURIST MODE"
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We are in the Lost City Of Atlanto, Yes?
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Shut up
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I've never met this guys before! Yes, This is Atlantis.
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I've never met this guys before! See, a fish! This is fish world...
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Oh my delicious treat!
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I am now "FISHERMAN MODE"
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Gimme Gimme Gimme?
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Yup, I got a fished!
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I've never meOoh! Nice fish catched!
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I will have to admit, I am the impressed one!
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You could even say I'm am IMPRESSED MODE
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Okay. We should explore this Atlantic City...?
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You could even say I agree!
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Look, The Castle of Atlantis!
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I want to go home.
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Okay
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Statley and Waldonf ran away...
What?
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What?
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What?
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HOME
I am on our house
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Yes, shelter
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Can't say that I have!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Hi guys!
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Yay!
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It is our neighbor, Jared! He is back from his job at The Dining!
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What is up, James?
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A good hard days work pays well. I can afford to go to bigger places!
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Forsooth!
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The ways of the upper class
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Congregation
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I'm off... to the big city! Farewell!
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So long
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All gone
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Say, Statley, why don't WE visiting the Big Apple? New York City!
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We could meet movie star, or even be in a movies!
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Well, It a long way away. We must travel the Swamp, Wasteland, and Dracula's Castle!
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Yes, they places all stand in our way! Let get started. Here we go, Swamp!
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Level 1: The Swamp
So this is a Swamp, huh?
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The home of the Alligator and some bird too.
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I hearing that Alligators get they're tooth cleaned by a bird.
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Guys, I'll gonna be honest with you. I'm afraid of being eat by an alligator!
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GROWL! GROWL! GROWL!
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Frightful sight!!!
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Holy shit! An Alligator!
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Let's make like a run, and see you later, green beast!
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Running! Running! Running!
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GRAHHHHH
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Holy shit! An Its Chasing us!
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This is the worse day of my lives!
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Running! Running! Running!
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GRAHHHHH
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grahhh
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Holy shit! An baby alligator!
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The Alligator are just a pure Mother!
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I'm sorry Alligators, for being so scary of you. Can you ever forgive I'm?
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CHOMP!
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Haha, It's lick me face! Like a baby puppy! So cute!
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Um, Waldonf,?
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Yes?
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This are bad. We aren't at New City yet!
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Good point! Sorry, Alligators But we having to go at New York, so Great bye!
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GRAHHHHH
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Ugh. Many mosquitoes are bite me.
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Good point! If only we have Bugspray.
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I SAID... If ONLY we having BUG SPRAY!!!
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I SAID...
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Ba be bom bom be bum ba bum bo be bop be bop bum [Bridge] ba bum, ba be, ba bo [Chorus] ba be bum! be bo bo! bum!
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[Door Open]
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Grup Grup Grup! It's me!
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I SAID...
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Holy father of God! It're Bart the Bugspray Boy!
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Grah hah hah! That's right, buckeroo! I'm the number one Bugspray Boy in tha market. What's your poison?
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I want the one that kills Mosquitoes.
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That's a darn good pick, buster. Coming right up!
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Heh, just had to give it a good shakin!
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Order up!
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Holy father of God! It the Bugspray!
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Thanks you, Bart!
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No problem, chum. I'll put it on your bill! Gruppa Gruppa Groooo!
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[Exits Stage Left]
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You know who else exits stage left?
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Thanks you, Bart!
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Spray that juice on me! Give me a sip, friend!
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Here, anything for you. Taking a sip of this Bugspray!
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Gulp Gulp Gulp Glug Gulp!
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I'll having a sip of that also! Glug glug GULP! GULP! glug Glug!
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Now we are immunity to Bugs!
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We're almost out of the Swamp, the WASTELAND is just all up ahead! Let's go!
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Hooray! I'm so exciting for the Wasteland.
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Intermission
Ok guys, Before we wander into the world of the Wasteland, Vote on this poll! !! You can't vote anymore.
Heh, Sorry Waldonf. Looks like you'll have your skull poking out a while longer...
Level 2: The Wasteland
We're out of the Swamp, the WASTELAND is!
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Hooray! I'm so exciting in the Wasteland.
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I'm scared of an beasts and an evil people.
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We are be okay, just follow the road!
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MEANWHILE
I am going... "NARRATOR MODE"
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NOT MEANWHILE
Let's us walk through the wasted land!
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I'm good at walk.
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The two muppets, currently in "WALKING MODE" began to walking through the wasteland. But the wastelands are hugest, and they gotten tired after two hour.
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Holy shitting fuck, Statley. I'm as tired like a hibernation bear!
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Not going lie, I'm sleeping feeling too.
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Is it a safe to sleeping in the Waste Land?
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Not without a shelters. We don't have a shelters. Okay, let's take shifts. You sleeping first, I keep watch. Then we vice the versa.
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I like the sounds of that!
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Zzz
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I am keep watch right now.
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Zzz
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Waldonf was in "SLEEP MODE" as the Statley was in "LOOKOUT MODE" ! Not much to looking out for, for a while. Then, a person sneak behind Statley.
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...
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The stranger, in "SNEAK MODE" grabs Statley's THROAT. Yikes! Statley was then in "CHOKING MODE"
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Grk! Hrk! Grk! L- Le- GRK!
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Statley, in "STRUGGLING MODE", kicks the sleeper Waldonf in the skull.
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Ow! What is that for?
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Hey, what is that guy?
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Lets go of Statley, Ass hole!
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Waldonf tackles the stranger by entering "TACKLE MODE"
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AUGH!
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What's the large idea, you rudest person?
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Get off me! You hurt me, that's big trouble for you! I'm a valued member of the Wasteland Stronglings!
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What's? I don't give a shit. I'm gonna killing you if you don't start talk!
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I was trying to take your supplies! Get off!
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What? I doesn't have any supplies.
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I does! I brought my Tooth Brush.
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Huh? You don't even have anything?
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I does! I brought my Tooth Brush.
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What a fuckin waste of my time. Whatever. Let me go, and my pals at the Strongling Stronghold won't track you down and rip you apart.
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You don't wanting my toothbrusher?
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No, I don't want your junk.
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But your teeth is pretty yellow and nasty.
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Just let me go!
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Not yet, I want know your Name!
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None of your damn business.
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Let be friends, My name is Waldonf! This is my wife Statley.
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You should brushing his teeth before you let him go!
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I'm not telling you my name, and we're not gonna be friends. I don't need any more friends here.
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But I wants to knowing your name!
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I'm not-
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Waldonf punches the stranger in the jaw, 4 or 5 yucky yellow teeth flying out, as the stranger becomes "HURTING MODE"
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FUCK!
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I wants to knowing your name!
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Damn it... Fuck... Fine. My name is Ernasto.
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Waldonf lets go of the Ernasto, letting them enter "FREE MODE" !!!
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Cool! Hi, Ernasto! I'm Waldonf. And this is my friend Statley.
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You already said that. I'm out of here.
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Cool! Wait, I have a question. Where is a Water around here? I'm more thirsty than a guy who doesn't has water!
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Yes, Tell we! Water you waiting for, Ernasto?
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Figure it out yourself.
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The Ernasto starting to walks away, entering "WALKING MODE", the two elderly puppets we know and loved follow too, by enter "FOLLOW MODE"
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...
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...
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My hungry itches.
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Why are you numbskulls following me?
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Excusing Me???
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Hey, Waldonf's skull only Numb because it NUMB with a PAIN, he got LICKED by a ALLIGATORS.
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What are you- Nevermind. What do you want?
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I'm more thirsty than a guy who doesn't has water!
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Why does that concern me?
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You look like you drink water. So I'm follow you to the water.
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And I'm follow Waldonf because I like him
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Ernasto takes out his MACHETE, going "MACHETE MODE"
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Fuck off, or I'll cut you open.
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Hey, don't be impolitness.
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Statley grabs Ernasto's left hand and crushes every bone in it. Ernasto drops his machete in pain, entering "HURT MODE"
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AUGH!!!
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Sorry, just selfish defense. Since you took out that knives.
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When I get back to the stronghold, I'm putting a bounty on both of your fucking heads!
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Ooh! A bounty! For us? Haha, I don't wants to balance it on my head.
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Is it one or two bounty? is it like The Three Leg Race from the hit game: Playing?
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We can't playing that, We have four legs!
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Good points! Let's play Paddle Ball!
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Good idea, Waldonf!
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Ping!
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Pong!
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Ping!
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Pong!
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Ping!
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Pong!
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Ping!
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Pong!
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While the two lovable olderly puppet do this, Ernasto walking away by entering "SNEAK MODE"
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Ping! Hey where does Ernasto do?
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Pong! Over there, a bit far away.
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Ping! Ok, let's wrap up and run at him. He is doing slow because they in a painful, easy to catch up!
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Plonk! Oops, I miss! Haha, wrong noise I made, So losing. Ok Let walk!
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The two sprint to Ernasto by entering "RUN MODE"
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We're back Ernasto
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Great. We're almost at Maggotclump. I'm picking some stuff up, then I'm going to the stronghold. You two shitheads can stay at Maggotclump and think about how to stop my allies from blowing your heads into pieces.
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Wow, your so kind to brought us to a town! Does it have water.
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Yeah, if you have something to trade for it. Fuck... my hand hurts so much...
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Apology.
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I'm more thirsty than a guy who doesn't has water!
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Shush, Waldonf. I think we're started to annoy Ernasto.
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Oh. Apology.
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The three slowly, in "WALK TO DESTINATION MODE" walking to Maggotclump, a nice small town in The Wastedland!
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Statley, I'm whisper to you, okay?
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Me too! What we whisper about?
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I'm think that's Maggot Cramp, on the horizon, I see a buildings.
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They look bad.
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Because they're old buildings that got blown up a long time ago, genius.
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Hey, butt out! We're having a whispering talk!
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You aren't whispering. You just said that you are, without actually talking any quieter.
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Talk quieting?
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Like this?
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What?
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Haha, Waldonf! Speaking like this, he can't hearing us!
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Woah, really? Can we say thing we don't want him to hear?
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I guessing so! I think his town looks bad, but I don't want to be mean to them.
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Why did they putting a town where a lot of sand and stuff? Seems bad idea to me.
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Let's asking them.
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Hey, Ernasto! We're having a whispering talk! And have a question.
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Why did you put your town here? It's is ugly, and no plant lives.
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I didn't put it there. I don't even live there. I just have something I need to pick up.
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oh, okay. We'll asking the Mayor.
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They are now, in "TOWN MODE" as they enter the town of Maggotclump!
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Ok Waldonf, let look for a water!
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Ok, I see a store! It kind of ugly and rotting wood though.
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That okay. Let's go in. Bye Ernasto! What is you pick up at this ugly town?
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I just needed to collect my payment for a job I did earlier, but now I have to visit the town doctor, because of you two.
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That okay. We're go in.
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They are now, in "SHOPPING MODE" as they enter the store of Maggotclump!
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The radio plays a fun tune by going "MUSIC MODE"
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Hi. Can we have a water?
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H-Hi giggles Welcome to my store...
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Hi. Can we have a water?
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Sure giggles What do you have?
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Hi. We have: No Water. So can we have a water?
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Well, it isn't free, silly goose!
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Haven't you ever going to a store before, Statley?
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Once I went to Target and used a money to buy a shirt!
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Was it a cool shirt?
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Can say that I have it on right now!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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It are a very cool shirt!
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Ooh! How many water is this Shirt worth?
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Well, I guess cloth isn't worthless, tee hee! I've got 3 old plastic bottles of water here, nobody ever takes them because they're so dirty! giggles
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I can give them to ya for that shirt, I know a gal who needs more cloth to make armor!
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Ooh! Many water is this Shirt worth!
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Wait, Statley, Try haggle! Get a fourth bottle!
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Shush, this enough water for three people!
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Let's trading!
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They enter "PURCHASE MODE" and get the 3 bottles of water. They exit the store.
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The radio no longer in "I CAN HEAR IT MODE"
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Let's finding Ernasto!
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I see them over there!
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Waldonf enters "RUNNING ON ALL FOURS MODE" and then comes to screeching halt to avoid knocking over Ernasto. Statley follows at a normal pace.
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Hi Ernasto, we got you a Water!
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What d- Oh. Uh, thanks.
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Did you get your payments?
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Yeah, now I gotta spend half of it on care for my broken hand.
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Apology.
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Hey, how much of money? Maybe we can do a work for someone and pay you're back.
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It'll probably be around 50 Joker Tokens, the doctor here ain't cheap.
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I'm still pretty pissed at you two, but if you could do that I guess I won't bother putting a target on your head over at the Stronghold.
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Ok! Let ask around the town for a Jobs!
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Waldonf and Statley enter the store once more, this time for some information.
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The radio plays a fun tune by going "MUSIC MODE"
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Oh! giggles Back already?
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Yes! We wanting to know if there are a job we can do for some cash!
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We needing 50 Joking Tokens!
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giggles You're in luck! I need someone dead.
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Hooray! Dead people are easy to bring places!
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No, silly! He's alive, I need you two to kill him, and bring me something he took from me.
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Hooray! We don't need to bring the body, just an something!
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So, you'll do it?
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Anything to help our friend pay for a doctors!
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Yay! Okay, west of this town, in a junkyard, there's this guy in hiding. I forget his name, but you'll know him when you see him. He wears a fancy suit, though its got more dirt on it than this entire town.
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Anything to help our friend pay for a doctors!
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I don't know if he's wearing it, or stuffed it in a box, but he's got a silver necklace that belonged to my mom. It has a blue star-shaped jewel attached.
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Take his life AND bring me the necklace, and I'll give you 60 Joker Tokens.
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Okay We is do that!
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Here we go!
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Statley and Waldonf proceed to the junkyard by entering "MISSION MODE"
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Hey Statley
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Here we go!
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Hey Statley
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What?
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I've decided, let go home instead of doing that.
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What?
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Good idea!
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Statley and Waldonf give up and go "HOME MODE"
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Hooray! We don't need to bring the body, just an Be at home!
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I've decided, we are home instead of doing that.
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Well... that is all she wrote...
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Well... until she went "WRITING MODE" and wrote more...
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