The Ten Commandments

This article is about a random set of commandments. For the actual Ten Commandments, see The Actual Ten Commandments.

Not to be confused with The Ten Condiments.

The Ten Commandments are a set of 10 rules for life. They were handed down by God to some guy who wrote them in rock who then sold them in Barnes & Noble and Brookstone.

#1 Thou shalt not edit war

This one says thou shalt not edit war. Ok.

#2 Thou shalt not forget Nerpy Scuba

This says that thou shalt not forget Nerpy Scuba. Damn right.

#3 Thou shalt not vote for Joe Biden

Y'all really forgot about this one... 🤦 -_-

#4 Thou shalt "Like" CHUBSWORLD_'s posts

Not that you wouldn't want to anyway LMFAO!!

#5 Thou shalt not post your own work on #twitter

What's happening?

#6 Thou shalt not count thy chickens before they hatch

This thing said thou shalt not count thy chickens before they hatch. I'll say it again. This thing said thou shalt not count thy chickens before they hatch.

#7 Thou shalt not click on the tiles with a bomb

Pretty easy.

#8 I left it all... in one piece

WHAT 😱

#9 Thou shalt give your pages categories

You can still give it categories but use {{nocat}} to keep the appearance of no categories.

#10 Thou shalt brush thy teeth

Gets those hard to reach germs.

DLC

#14 I before E except after C

Or when sounded like "ay" or when it's weird.

#15 Thou shalt not party rock

If you do so, make sure to apologize.

#16 Thou shalt not paste Moby Dick

One time, someone pasted all of Moby Dick, without reading the whole thing, and it turned out to contain a chapter that was disgusting and violated the Rules. Basically if you're going to dump a large amount of text onto the wiki, be prepared to be held responsible for all of its oopis

#17

WALL is STOP.

#18 Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's racket.

it's in there.