The Actual Ten Commandments

There exists two versions of The Ten Commandments. The version that Christians follow comes in multiple variants; this one is of the Septuagint variety that Orthodox Christians follow:

1. no impostor deities
2. no sacred images
3. don't use my name in vain
4. rest on the seventh day
5. look after your parents
6. no murder
7. rule 4
8. no heist
9. no lies. you know what happened to the liar...
10. no begging