Toronto

The fabled Cyanide Tower, Drake's iconic hotel, 23 years before the Happiness Tower was built.

Toronto (Kanienʼkéha: Tkarón:to ("tree in the water there"), Anishinaabemowin: Biidaaboojigewaatig-agoojin ("to the sawmill log float")) is the capital city of Ontario, the largest city in Canada, and the home of T Series Car 5134. It sucks.

The Toronto Blue Jays are the sole Canadian MLB team. Despite this, the unrelated Canada Moist Talkers of the late Blaseball are hundreds, if not thousands, of kilometres away in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Their stadium, Rogers Centre, is the starting line of the North American Transit Relay.

Unwanted page Rob Ford was a former mayor. The incumbent mayor is Olivia Chow.

Toronto's main airport has an IATA code of YYZ. This strange code was suggested by Rush as a way to cement their legacy.

Toronto weather is plagued with an odd phenomena where it is absolutely beautiful during the Summer and Winter but absolutely dogshit disgusting miserable during the Spring and Autumn.