Toronto Blue Jays

Dude. We just lost. Benson's gonna kill us!

Since the 2025 World Series, the fanbase of the Toronto Blue Jays has never been the same. They had won the title in their previous two appearances — Carter caught, then Carter homered, both in consecutive years. The Jays were inches away from a third championship, but money indeed talked.

During the post-capitalist transition, Torontonians saw Rogers Centre — now reverted back to SkyDome — as a cultural commons, sticking around for 81 straight days, having food, singing, even playing stickball on the diamond. The team became one with the fans again.

Roster

1. Marisol "Spindle" Cruz (CF) – leads off the bottom of the first with style. She learned to steal bases like stealing bike tires as a courier. In the offseason, she likes to ride a fixie around the bases for charity.
2. Evan "Chalkline" Ho (2B) – once a technician, now a tactician. He likes drawing strategy maps on an Etch A Sketch before coming up to the plate.
3. Noah Baptiste (RF) – heartthrob slugger, hitting as smooth as his poetry. He likes reading haiku in the dugout. His bat "Juliette" has its own fan club.
4. Jo "Voltage" Nguyen (1B) – graduating out of U of T as an electrical engineer, she likes rigging sensors to her bat.
5. "Gentle" Ben Okoro (DH) – retired carpenter who replaced luxury boxes with seats. When he's not hitting dingers, he's brewing coffee for the bullpen.
6. Rina Takahashi (3B) – former NPB farm leaguer, fielding like calligraphy. Her teammates like her bonsai skills.
7. Léo Fournier (LF) – not only a trickster, but he learned to juggle three baseballs and hit curveballs mid-spin.
8. Sarah "Doc" McKinnon (C) – anatomy professor at Humber College, often studying pitching mechanics ingame.
9. Alejandro Vega (SS) – grew up in Little Portugal, often ends meetings with fado singalongs and Feelings™.

• Kai Sandhu (RHP) – former aerospace student who learned how to throw a "parabola" curve based on flight equations.
• Celeste "Zero-Hour" Laflamme (LHP) – outside of the ballpark, she's a paramedic.
• Mason Rooke (RHP) – likes writing notes of philosophy on balls.
• Tatiana Petrov (LHP) – Cuban-Russian busker who takes percussive chanting to her advantage
• Theo "Bitflip" Han (RHP) – Trained on his very own pitch tracking app, turning his sliders into "Algorithms".

Coverage

Scenario 1

The Blue Jays enter the anarchist World Series as the champions of Missouri.

Scenario 2

The Blue Jays will face the Montreal Expos for the Canadian pennant and a spot in the anarchist World Series.