Toronto Blue Jays

Dude. We just lost. Benson's gonna kill us!

Since the 2025 World Series, the fanbase of the Toronto Blue Jays has never been the same. They had won the title in their previous two appearances — Carter caught, then Carter homered, both in consecutive years. The Jays were inches away from a third championship, but money indeed talked.

During the post-capitalist transition, Torontonians saw Rogers Centre — now reverted back to SkyDome — as a cultural commons, sticking around for 81 straight days, having food, singing, even playing stickball on the diamond. The team became one with the fans again.

Roster

Lineup

1. Aitana Beaumont (2B) – grew up in the mountains of Alberta. Her favourite game, Celeste, was her transgender awakening. It also taught her confidence, making her an effective base stealer.
2. Matteo "Mister" Lombardi (CF) – from Little Italy. By day he is a math teacher, by night he uses age-old equations to time his swinging right.
3. Quinn Logan (RF) – most days they are a bartender at the Distillery District. After each win they give their teammates fine bottles of Molson Canadian beer.
4. "King" Miguel Reyes (DH) – born in the Dominican Republic, he hits the biggest dingers of the bunch. He was inspired by Vladimir Guerrero Jr. of the former franchise.
5. Jeung Hae-won (1B) – from Koreatown. She loves to sing, and often lights up the dome during the seventh-inning stretch with some K-pop.
6. Andre "Gander" Cooke (SS) – grew up in Mississauga. An aspiring rapper and ornithologist, his stage name is also a male goose, just like how a drake is a male duck.
7. "Regular" Tobias Reeves (C) – born and bred in Nova Scotia, he grew up watching Regular Show.
8. Hendrix Cooke (LF) – grew up inspired by a certain Jimi. In the offseason he goes to the instrument library in Kingston and records bangers in a nearby studio.
9. Bernard Poirier (3B) – grew up in Gatineau, Quebec, just outside of Ottawa. He is fluent in seven languages and aspires to learn more.

Rotation

• Stamatis "Rocket" Cosmas (SS) – from Greektown. He is a devout urbanist and always takes the TTC to the game. He shares his nickname with one of the subway train types, and reflects that name with his powerful curveballs.

Coverage

Scenario 1

The Blue Jays enter the anarchist World Series as the champions of Canada.

Scenario 2

The Blue Jays will face the Montreal Expos for the Canadian pennant and a spot in the anarchist World Series.