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Waldorf
Say, Spike, what makes you the face of this wiki, anyway?
Spike
IDK, THEY JUST LET ME SHOW UP.
Statler
Yeah, hopefully you'll scare visitors away!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Dash Dingo?
Waldorf
Does that mean he likes to go fast?
Statler
I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
You see Mark Genuine got eliminated? The first of many.
Statler
Gee, how bad do you gotta be to get fired from this mess?
Waldorf
Yeah, we need instructions!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Don't look now, but I think we're being mugged.
Green Goblin
You two seem like men with hate in their hearts. So tell me, are you in or are you out?
Statler
This wiki is the one that's out, Gobby.
Waldorf
Yeah, out of ideas!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Sometimes the sidebar resonates with me.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
Well, this page isn't wanted, and I'm stuck in a dead end!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Most of these pages are jokes.
Waldorf
You found jokes? I'm still looking!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
You see editing closed during judging?
Statler
I wish it closed whenever we're judging.
Waldorf
But we're always judging!
Statler
Exactly!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Have you seen some of these pages? They can look so different, it's like a completely different website.
Statler
Yeah, I wish it was a different website!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Now what's with all the obsession around Euler's Number?
Statler
It's the perfect symbol for this place. Completely irrational!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Uh oh, I heard the nerpa infection is spreading.
Statler
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Waldorf
How so?
Statler
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Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
This truly is a sad day.
Waldorf
What are you talking about? 11 people got out!
Statler
I know! I was expecting more than that!!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Who's your most hated contestant?
Sock Hater
I'd have to pick Sock!
Statler
Which contestant are you?
Waldorf
Wait! Don't answer that!
Sock Hater
Why shouldn't I?
Waldorf
Cause then I'd know the name of my most hated contestant!!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Have you heard? Elon Musk is in charge of Twitter now.
Waldorf
Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
Statler
Well, like what??
Waldorf
I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Hey you there, reader! Edit this page!
Statler
Why, so they can add a joke?
Waldorf
Well I was hoping they'd just get rid of everything!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Lookit that, we're a stub!
Statler
I say keep this page short, low quality!
Waldorf
Why's that? Won't it get deleted?
Statler
That's the point!
Statler and Waldorf
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