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Michael Bloomberg
Hey guys.
Statler
I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.
Waldorf
Guess there was a breach at skeletons in media!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I wonder how many pages there are.
Statler
7,913.
Waldorf
Huh?! You're counting? Why?
Statler
I've been waiting for it to go down!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Pete
We're oldER. But that doesn't mean we're old!
Gerry
Yeah, we got the same energy as all the other teams... from about 5 AM to 4 PM.
Pete
Yeah after that we get a little, groggy.
Gerry
Hehe, groggy? I haven't seen the moon since 2003!
Oh ho ho ho!


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Statler
Dash Dingo?
Waldorf
Does that mean he likes to go fast?
Statler
I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Have you heard? Elon Musk is in charge of Twitter now.
Waldorf
Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
Statler
Well, like what??
Waldorf
I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Michael Bloomberg
Hey guys.
Statler
I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.
Waldorf
Guess there was a breach at skeletons in media!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Sometimes the sidebar resonates with me.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
Well, this page isn't wanted, and I'm stuck in a dead end!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
How many contestants did sign up for this camp, anyway?
Waldorf
I'd say 0!
Statler
Really? Why that low?
Waldorf
Who would want to sign up for this??
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Lookit that, we're a stub!
Statler
I say keep this page short, low quality!
Waldorf
Why's that? Won't it get deleted?
Statler
That's the point!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
You know what I like the most about that Fictional charcter fella?
Waldorf
Gee, you tell me!
Statler
They make me wish this camp was entirely fictional!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
I never figured out if this or the last place we got stuck in was worse.
Waldorf
At least that stage could say it had something to show!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
The humor on here is getting stale and cold.
Waldorf
Your experience is coming in handy, eh?
Statler
Actually, I wouldn't know.
Waldorf
Whaddya mean?
Statler
You were the one that was there for the ice age. Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Who's your most hated contestant?
Sock Hater
I'd have to pick Sock!
Statler
Which contestant are you?
Waldorf
Wait! Don't answer that!
Sock Hater
Why shouldn't I?
Waldorf
Cause then I'd know the name of my most hated contestant!!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
I think the Periodic Table should only be made of one element.
Waldorf
Which one?
Statler
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
The people here are always talking about us, but at what cost?
Statler
We're always being associated with memes... as if we ever cared about them.
Muscle Man
You know who else is always being associated with memes?