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Statler
What's your thoughts on Paper Niko?
Waldorf
Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!
Statler and Waldorf
[JOKE BY MORRIGREEN]


Statler
Apparently Diary recently lost her first gaming tournament.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say, you can't win 'em all.
Statler
Yea, including this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
This truly is a sad day.
Waldorf
What are you talking about? 11 people got out!
Statler
I know! I was expecting more than that!!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Statler
I'm a stinky poo!
Statler
I didn't say that
Waldorf
Statler
I totally said that
Waldorf
You really ARE a stinky poo!
Waldorf
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Statler
Stop it!!!!


Statler
Apparently Diary recently lost her first gaming tournament.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say, you can't win 'em all.
Statler
Yea, including this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


UH OH!!! THIS PAGE IS UNDER REVIEW BY Dash Dingo. BE WARNED!!!




Statler
Dash Dingo?
Waldorf
Does that mean he likes to go fast?
Statler
I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
You see editing closed during judging?
Statler
I wish it closed whenever we're judging.
Waldorf
But we're always judging!
Statler
Exactly!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
They say humor should offend and insult.
Waldorf
Then maybe this wiki really is funny.
Statler
Oh yeah?
Waldorf
Yeah, it insults your intelligence!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
There's so many unsightly pictures on this wiki!
Statler
Yeah! I'm looking at one right now!
Waldorf
Huh? Where?
Statler
In your Dia box!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

hello statler and waldorf.
Walter White


Michael Bloomberg
Hey guys.
Statler
I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.
Waldorf
Guess there was a breach at skeletons in media!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Who's your favorite contestant so far?
Waldorf
Probably Monitor.
Statler
Why's that?
Waldorf
Because I can watch something else!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Why do we always come here?
Statler
I guess we'll never know.
Waldorf
It's like a kind of torture-
Statler and Waldorf
-to have to watch this show!


Waldorf
You see editing closed during judging?
Statler
I wish it closed whenever we're judging.
Waldorf
But we're always judging!
Statler
Exactly!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Apple.
Statler and Waldorf
Apple pen!
Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Pineapple.
Statler and Waldorf
Pineapple pen!
Waldorf
Apple pen...
Statler
Pineapple pen...
Statler and Waldorf
Pen pineapple apple pen!


Statler
I think the Periodic Table should only be made of one element.
Waldorf
Which one?
Statler
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!