15 of them
Speaking of 15, did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?

Say, Spike, what makes you the face of this wiki, anyway?
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IDK, THEY JUST LET ME SHOW UP.
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Yeah, hopefully you'll scare visitors away!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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| UH OH!!! THIS PAGE IS UNDER REVIEW BY Dash Dingo. BE WARNED!!! |
Dash Dingo?
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Does that mean he likes to go fast?
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I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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You see Mark Genuine got eliminated? The first of many.
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Gee, how bad do you gotta be to get fired from this mess?
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Yeah, we need instructions!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Don't look now, but I think we're being mugged.
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You two seem like men with hate in their hearts. So tell me, are you in or are you out?
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This wiki is the one that's out, Gobby.
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Yeah, out of ideas!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Sometimes the sidebar resonates with me.
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How come?
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Most of these pages are jokes.
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You found jokes? I'm still looking!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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You see editing closed during judging?
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I wish it closed whenever we're judging.
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But we're always judging!
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Exactly!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Have you seen some of these pages? They can look so different, it's like a completely different website.
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Yeah, I wish it was a different website!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Now what's with all the obsession around Euler's Number?
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It's the perfect symbol for this place. Completely irrational!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Uh oh, I heard the nerpa infection is spreading.
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How so?
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Oh ho ho ho!
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This truly is a sad day.
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What are you talking about? 11 people got out!
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I know! I was expecting more than that!!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Who's your most hated contestant?
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I'd have to pick Sock!
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Which contestant are you?
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Wait! Don't answer that!
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Why shouldn't I?
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Cause then I'd know the name of my most hated contestant!!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
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Well, like what??
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I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Hey you there, reader! Edit this page!
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Why, so they can add a joke?
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Well I was hoping they'd just get rid of everything!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Lookit that, we're a stub!
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I say keep this page short, low quality!
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Why's that? Won't it get deleted?
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That's the point!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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