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Waldorf
Hey you there, reader! Edit this page!
Statler
Why, so they can add a joke?
Waldorf
Well I was hoping they'd just get rid of everything!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
They say this wiki's got so many pages you could get lost in it for days!
Statler
I'm hoping some of them find the exit.
Waldorf
Why?
Statler
So the camp can end quicker!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Remember the time when two parrots tried to imitate us?
Statler
Yeah, but they kissed afterwards.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say. Birds of a feather flock together.
Statler
Waldorf


Waldorf
Still waiting for these guys to get their act together.
Statler
You old fool. You can't perform acts on a wiki.
Waldorf
Guess we'll be waiting for a while.
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
I wonder how many pages there are.
Statler
8,212.
Waldorf
Huh?! You're counting? Why?
Statler
I've been waiting for it to go down!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Hey, every page has a Discussion. Let's see what the fans are saying!
“ You guys stink!

YOU GUYS STINK

- number 1 pen FeartheGear (talk) 01:05, 6 October 2022 (UTC)

”
Statler
Gee, tough crowd.
Waldorf
How could hecklers be so rude!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
You see editing closed during judging?
Statler
I wish it closed whenever we're judging.
Waldorf
But we're always judging!
Statler
Exactly!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Hey you there, reader! Edit this page!
Statler
Why, so they can add a joke?
Waldorf
Well I was hoping they'd just get rid of everything!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Why are there so many seals?
Waldorf
Heh, I wish they stayed sealed!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Spheal
Ymarb!
Statler and Waldorf
AAAAAAH!


Waldorf
Hey, some of the stuff on this page is outdated!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see something outdated right now!
Waldorf
Really? What?
Statler
You!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Have you heard? Elon Musk is in charge of Twitter now.
Waldorf
Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
Statler
Well, like what??
Waldorf
I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
Statler and Waldorf
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Michael Bloomberg
Hey guys.
Statler
I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.
Waldorf
Guess there was a breach at skeletons in media!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Have you heard? Elon Musk is in charge of Twitter now.
Waldorf
Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
Statler
Well, like what??
Waldorf
I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Have you seen some of these pages? They can look so different, it's like a completely different website.
Statler
Yeah, I wish it was a different website!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I heard that there were 101 contestants in this contest
Statler
Why only 101?
Waldorf
I guess Mandelly didn't want to come!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!