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Statler
Have you heard? Elon Musk is in charge of Twitter now.
Waldorf
Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
Statler
Well, like what??
Waldorf
I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Why do we always come here?
Statler
I guess we'll never know.
Waldorf
It's like a kind of torture-
Statler and Waldorf
-to have to watch this show!


Waldorf
The people here are always talking about us, but at what cost?
Statler
We're always being associated with memes... as if we ever cared about them.
Muscle Man
You know who else is always being associated with memes?


Waldorf
What do Emoticons do, anyway?
( i can help add emotion to things! )> :D
Statler
Well, I know what emotion you're adding to me.
Waldorf
What?
Statler
Boredom!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Who won the first season of this camp, anyway?
Statler
Nobody. It got cancelled.
Waldorf
Really now? Hopefully this season will follow suit!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Apparently Diary recently lost her first gaming tournament.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say, you can't win 'em all.
Statler
Yea, including this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
What a hilarious wiki!
Waldorf
You're joking.
Statler
I am, and it's still funnier than these pages!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Apparently Diary recently lost her first gaming tournament.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say, you can't win 'em all.
Statler
Yea, including this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Have you heard? Elon Musk is in charge of Twitter now.
Waldorf
Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
Statler
Well, like what??
Waldorf
I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Apple.
Statler and Waldorf
Apple pen!
Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Pineapple.
Statler and Waldorf
Pineapple pen!
Waldorf
Apple pen...
Statler
Pineapple pen...
Statler and Waldorf
Pen pineapple apple pen!


Waldorf
Sometimes, I really wish I was in the year 2008.
Statler
Why? So you can witness the year de Blob came out?
Waldorf
No, so I'm in a place where this camp doesn't exist!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Apple.
Statler and Waldorf
Apple pen!
Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Pineapple.
Statler and Waldorf
Pineapple pen!
Waldorf
Apple pen...
Statler
Pineapple pen...
Statler and Waldorf
Pen pineapple apple pen!


Statler
I never figured out if this or the last place we got stuck in was worse.
Waldorf
At least that stage could say it had something to show!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Which contestant are you rooting for?
Statler
I'm going with Black.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
I always bet on black!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
What's your thoughts on Paper Niko?
Waldorf
Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!
Statler and Waldorf
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