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Statler
Have you heard? Elon Musk is in charge of Twitter now.
Waldorf
Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
Statler
Well, like what??
Waldorf
I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
You think someone's gotten the same thing twice in a row?
Waldorf
I hope so!
Statler
Why?
Waldorf
Maybe they'd get bored and leave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Why are there so many seals?
Waldorf
Heh, I wish they stayed sealed!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Spheal
Ymarb!
Statler and Waldorf
AAAAAAH!


Waldorf
What do Emoticons do, anyway?
( i can help add emotion to things! )> :D
Statler
Well, I know what emotion you're adding to me.
Waldorf
What?
Statler
Boredom!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I can't believe how many articles they publish!
Statler
I can. It's so you don't notice the reviews.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Uh oh, I heard the nerpa infection is spreading.
Statler
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Waldorf
How so?
Statler
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Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Now what's with all the obsession around Euler's Number?
Statler
It's the perfect symbol for this place. Completely irrational!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
There's so many unsightly pictures on this wiki!
Statler
Yeah! I'm looking at one right now!
Waldorf
Huh? Where?
Statler
In your Dia box!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

hello statler and waldorf.
Walter White


Statler
Sometimes I think of that one article.
Waldorf
Yeah, which?
Statler
Doesn't matter, now I'm thinking of aspirin.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Maybe today they'll get their big break.
Statler
You're telling me they didn't break already?
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Stantler
Ever hear the theory that all the contestants are in a coma?
Walrein
I don't believe it.
Stantler
What makes you so sure?
Walrein
Because being in a coma would be better!
Stantler and Walrein
[bitcrushed Pokémon cries]


Statler
The humor on here is getting stale and cold.
Waldorf
Your experience is coming in handy, eh?
Statler
Actually, I wouldn't know.
Waldorf
Whaddya mean?
Statler
You were the one that was there for the ice age. Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Who's your most hated contestant?
Sock Hater
I'd have to pick Sock!
Statler
Which contestant are you?
Waldorf
Wait! Don't answer that!
Sock Hater
Why shouldn't I?
Waldorf
Cause then I'd know the name of my most hated contestant!!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
They say this wiki's got so many pages you could get lost in it for days!
Statler
I'm hoping some of them find the exit.
Waldorf
Why?
Statler
So the camp can end quicker!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Now what's with all the obsession around Euler's Number?
Statler
It's the perfect symbol for this place. Completely irrational!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!