15 of them
Speaking of 15, did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?

Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
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Well, like what??
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I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
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Oh ho ho ho!
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You think someone's gotten the same thing twice in a row?
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I hope so!
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Why?
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Maybe they'd get bored and leave!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Why are there so many seals?
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Heh, I wish they stayed sealed!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Ymarb!
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AAAAAAH!
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What do Emoticons do, anyway?
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( i can help add emotion to things! )> :D
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Well, I know what emotion you're adding to me.
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What?
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Boredom!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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I can't believe how many articles they publish!
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I can. It's so you don't notice the reviews.
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Uh oh, I heard the nerpa infection is spreading.
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How so?
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¥ø¨® ƒåç´ ˆß åß ¨©¬¥ åß å ˜´®⁄æ
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Now what's with all the obsession around Euler's Number?
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It's the perfect symbol for this place. Completely irrational!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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There's so many unsightly pictures on this wiki!
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Yeah! I'm looking at one right now!
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Huh? Where?
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In your Dia box!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Sometimes I think of that one article.
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Yeah, which?
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Doesn't matter, now I'm thinking of aspirin.
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Maybe today they'll get their big break.
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You're telling me they didn't break already?
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Ever hear the theory that all the contestants are in a coma?
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I don't believe it.
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What makes you so sure?
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Because being in a coma would be better!
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[bitcrushed Pokémon cries]
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The humor on here is getting stale and cold.
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Your experience is coming in handy, eh?
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Actually, I wouldn't know.
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Whaddya mean?
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You were the one that was there for the ice age. Oh ho ho ho!
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Who's your most hated contestant?
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I'd have to pick Sock!
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Which contestant are you?
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Wait! Don't answer that!
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Why shouldn't I?
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Cause then I'd know the name of my most hated contestant!!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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They say this wiki's got so many pages you could get lost in it for days!
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I'm hoping some of them find the exit.
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Why?
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So the camp can end quicker!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Now what's with all the obsession around Euler's Number?
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It's the perfect symbol for this place. Completely irrational!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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