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Michael Bloomberg
Hey guys.
Statler
I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.
Waldorf
Guess there was a breach at skeletons in media!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
I think the Periodic Table should only be made of one element.
Waldorf
Which one?
Statler
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
I should be allowed to edit the source code.
Waldorf
What edits would you make?
Statler
They say to always stop it at the source!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
I can't believe how many articles they publish!
Statler
I can. It's so you don't notice the reviews.
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Sometimes the sidebar resonates with me.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
Well, this page isn't wanted, and I'm stuck in a dead end!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Have you seen some of these pages? They can look so different, it's like a completely different website.
Statler
Yeah, I wish it was a different website!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
There's something about this wiki.
Waldorf
Oh yeah, what's that?
Statler
A foul odor.
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Ever heard of a nerpa? Experts say they'll be gone soon.
Statler
They're definitely a sight, I'll say that much.
Waldorf
You kidding? They're ugly!
Statler
It's a breath of fresh air from looking at this wiki!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Most of these pages are jokes.
Waldorf
You found jokes? I'm still looking!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Which contestant do you think will win?
Waldorf
Betting on Jurta.
Statler
Why is that?
Waldorf
I'd rather live in there than at this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Don't look now, but I think we're being mugged.
Green Goblin
You two seem like men with hate in their hearts. So tell me, are you in or are you out?
Statler
This wiki is the one that's out, Gobby.
Waldorf
Yeah, out of ideas!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
This truly is a sad day.
Waldorf
What are you talking about? 11 people got out!
Statler
I know! I was expecting more than that!!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Hey, some of the stuff on this page is outdated!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see something outdated right now!
Waldorf
Really? What?
Statler
You!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Hey, every page has a Discussion. Let's see what the fans are saying!
You guys stink!

YOU GUYS STINK

- number 1 pen FeartheGear (talk) 01:05, 6 October 2022 (UTC)

Statler
Gee, tough crowd.
Waldorf
How could hecklers be so rude!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Have you heard? Elon Musk is in charge of Twitter now.
Waldorf
Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
Statler
Well, like what??
Waldorf
I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
Statler and Waldorf
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