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Statler
What's your thoughts on Paper Niko?
Waldorf
Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!
Statler and Waldorf
[JOKE BY MORRIGREEN]


Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Apple.
Statler and Waldorf
Apple pen!
Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Pineapple.
Statler and Waldorf
Pineapple pen!
Waldorf
Apple pen...
Statler
Pineapple pen...
Statler and Waldorf
Pen pineapple apple pen!


Waldorf
I can't believe how many articles they publish!
Statler
I can. It's so you don't notice the reviews.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
What a hilarious wiki!
Waldorf
You're joking.
Statler
I am, and it's still funnier than these pages!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
The humor on here is getting stale and cold.
Waldorf
Your experience is coming in handy, eh?
Statler
Actually, I wouldn't know.
Waldorf
Whaddya mean?
Statler
You were the one that was there for the ice age. Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Hey, every page has a Discussion. Let's see what the fans are saying!
You guys stink!

YOU GUYS STINK

- number 1 pen FeartheGear (talk) 01:05, 6 October 2022 (UTC)

Statler
Gee, tough crowd.
Waldorf
How could hecklers be so rude!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Have you seen that "Image" deleting everything?
Waldorf
No, But I hope it visits soon!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Max
Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
Sam
Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
Waldorf
Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sam
Alright, let me at 'em!


Statler
Who's your favorite contestant so far?
Waldorf
Probably Monitor.
Statler
Why's that?
Waldorf
Because I can watch something else!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
They say this wiki's got so many pages you could get lost in it for days!
Statler
I'm hoping some of them find the exit.
Waldorf
Why?
Statler
So the camp can end quicker!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
How many contestants did sign up for this camp, anyway?
Waldorf
I'd say 0!
Statler
Really? Why that low?
Waldorf
Who would want to sign up for this??
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Michael Bloomberg
Hey guys.
Statler
I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.
Waldorf
Guess there was a breach at skeletons in media!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Who's your favorite contestant so far?
Waldorf
Probably Monitor.
Statler
Why's that?
Waldorf
Because I can watch something else!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Apple.
Statler and Waldorf
Apple pen!
Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Pineapple.
Statler and Waldorf
Pineapple pen!
Waldorf
Apple pen...
Statler
Pineapple pen...
Statler and Waldorf
Pen pineapple apple pen!


Waldorf
Sometimes, I really wish I was in the year 2008.
Statler
Why? So you can witness the year de Blob came out?
Waldorf
No, so I'm in a place where this camp doesn't exist!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!