This article is about the American politician and president. For the inspiration of a tier list category, see Lincoln Loud.

Killing is fun, but not when you're a girl.
  — Abraham Lincoln, Roblox
Encased in marble.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th president of the United States. He always kept a little baby bird in his top hat for safe keeping. His presidency was marked by a surplus of pennies, resulting in his re-election being decided by coin toss, which of course fell in his favor. His streak of good luck swiftly ended after being criticized once by an actor[1].

Though he left a mostly positive legacy, his infamous falling-out with Batman would forever be his only regret.

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