Ok, let's stop it right there. Look, a time machine? Really? What a meaningless article. The kind of time travel that you're thinking of is a scientific impossibility. It would violate the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics. It is... it is COMPLETELY outside the ballpark of rationality. It's a waste of time, really, that's what it is. Why even have an article about it? Why even think about it? It's like spending energy worrying about pink elephants! Nonsense, complete nonsense. Oh, and don't think I haven't noticed some of the other articles here. I mean... what is this, this seal hysteria? Seals? The, the little animals that flop and swim around, THAT'S what you spend hours and hours documenting? Do you think any of this would fly on Wikipedia? They let literally anyone edit that and they still have standards. But you? All this? Childish. Immature. It reflects badly on you. You should apply yourself better. You're too old to be playing with the toy where you put the shape in the corresponding hoIe. I mean, just think of the potential you have here. You know, I've used websites before to very great effect. You wouldn't think it coming from a guy like me, heh, but I know my way around the web. I mean, websites are the future. So, to just see you squander one like this. It's embarrassing.
