ChaIlenge 7: Discussions
It's Me. Back at it again with the next challenge. What's up?
Foreword
I have come upon the texts you see laid before you through the most troubling circumstance. A young sailor, in a ship of his own rigging and within an inch of starvation, landed in the ports around here, where I often am employed by the various companies that moor here, for very little pay and for very short work, often to the tending of or inventory count for the scarce amount of cargo which happens to pass through here. Unable to even craft a knot for which to keep his bark stable, I assisted him, as he was visibly in peril and would likely simply exhaust himself to death through these small troubles alone. Leading him onto dry land, I assessed that he had no visible signs of trauma or injury and provided him with the hardtack I had available on My person, which was not much. I believe he knew that regardless of My efforts that his end was soon, and not having the spare time to recount to a single other soul what devils had imperiled him during his life, he entrusted Me with his ship and all that were within, which I would later come to find included his personal diary and several letters addressed to him. The following is My summation of the contents within, as well as My own interpretation of the lattermost moments of his life.
Pre-Quitters
There are no quitters!
Quitters
No one has quit yet. Personally, I think some of you should. You know. While you're ahead.
Post-Quitters
I will post quitters when they arrive.
Bored Decisions
Unfortunately, after the incident last round, we no longer have a Board of Shareholders. Instead, I have come up with a series of questions that people ask when they are bored, which The Wiki Camp 2 as a whole will be voting on. Voting will last for like a day.
Agenda
- Is a hot dog a sandwich? Yes or no?
- How many holes does a straw have? 0, 1, or 2?
- How do you pronounce GIF? With a J sound or a G sound?
- How many syllables does nurpoing have? 2 or 3?
- Can a match box? Yes, no, Yes, one beat Mike Tyson, or No, but a tin can?
- Eliminate or duplicate Mandelly?
- Is season 34 of The Simpsons good, fine, or bad?
- Why is Finger Family Happy Wiki Camp 2 Colors & Numbers Wiki Page for Children just... so... GOOD?
- Provide a list of celebrities you don't like (10 minimum).
- What should this challenge be called? Lesbian Yaoi, Trump Card, or Baton Pass?
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Pre-Challenge
Using My highly advanced algorithm, I've designated a leader for each team. This designation is only for this challenge, by the way. Anyway:
Leaders, please PM User:Satomi with the name of a lesbian yaoi that you would personally want to read.
- I will only read the first PM you send, so make it count.
- If you don't have any ideas, try consulting your teammates. Or don't. It's your life!
Is the SocialProfile extension installed yet?
Yes. You have until 6pm eastern, on Sunday, June 30, to PM Me your lesbian yaoi title.
Oh...That's the end of Pride Month, isn't it? 
Post-Pre-Challenge
With that out of the way, we may address the elephants in the room.
DNPers
Unfortunately, it seems that Number 1 Pen didn't send in a PM, so he's out.
Reallocation of underutilized fields
Challenge
To be described after the board finishes deciding things.
To be described on Yaoi Sunday.
To be described once I name a more iconic duo or perhaps a nurpoing.
To be described by the dawn's early light.
To be described. Right. Now. I mean it this time!
Lesbian Yaoi
The lesbian yaoi industry is dying...Cry: This makes Me so sads.
In light of this, I've assigned your lesbian yaoi recommendations to a random team. Your challenge is to write an article for one of these lesbian yaois.
Rules
- Make a page for the lesbian yaoi you want to work on, if one hasn't already been made.
- Add the page to Category:Lesbian yaois (officіal).
- Make sure the page has a section called "Authors", which contains a list of authors. This list will be empty at first.
- The "Authors" section must be clearly marked and easy to find. Aside from that, you may incorporate it however you wish.
- You may create and edit any of these pages. Unless you aren't still in.
- Find one page to credit yourself as an author for.
- Put a link to your character in the "Authors" section. Keep it readable, or I'll be pissed off.
- Do not add or remove any authors that aren't your character.
- You must commit to one page by half-time. Until then, you may credit yourself on multiple pages.
- During the judging period, you must read the lesbian yaoi assigned to your team. It is mandatory reading.
- I will add more rules at half-time.
The list
Here's the list of lesbian yaois you can create. Unfortunately, due to supply shortages, there wasn't enough to go around.
Deadline
The deadline is... Oh! The deadline was actually yesterday. Sorry everybody, it seems you all missed the bowl on this one!
Judging Criteria
Meh...IDGAF!
Post-Challenge
The challenge is officially come to an end! Let's move onto Results.
Bugs
But before that, there are some bugs we need to quash.
- Due to an oversight, lesbian yaoi would have an extinguishing property, which is supposed to be unique to gay yuri.
- That melancholy rain would forever pour if the competitor entered a building at the exact moment the clouds cleared.
- Minor bug fixes
- Major big fixes
- Tokens played during a leap year did not have their values recalculated.
- Older versions of Windows would cause some special characters (eg, Big Chungus) to not appear.
- NerpaPunch awards were not added to competitors' global accounts.
- Capitalization issues in the foreword.
- Paper Niko would spontaneously combust if standing in direct sunlight on a steep incline. Good.
- Fields would be falsely classified as untilled if the owner used rented tillers.
Results
DNPers
Unfortunately, it seems 9150625, Bean Sprout, Big Boy, Biscuit Tin, Cake pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Cellphone, Christmas Techo Scarf, Copper Pepper, Daisy, Dexter Cut, Diary, Diffuser, Dora, Duplo, Emoticon, EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡, Fictional charcter, Flag, Gamer, Go Sign, Head of Lettuce, Incognito, Joseph Robinette Biden, Jugeokinese Sr., Jurta, LiSt, Lost Artifact, Mangrove, McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce, Monitor, Multiball, Nurse Cap, Open Sesame, Padlock, Perry Llelogram, Playlist, Push Dagger, Rolly, Rotob, Scythie, Sketchy, Slime, Smobo, Sock Hater, Strawberry, Sunny, T Series Car 5134, Tahmahtoh, Teenage Trouble Claws, Terra, THE BIG CHEESE, The Computer, The Eater of Wikis, The Wiki Machine, Tombstone, Toy Blocks, Traffic Regulator, U.U.F.O., Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2, What, and ZEITGEIST failed to participate.
Goodbye, 9150625, Bean Sprout, Big Boy, Biscuit Tin, Cake pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Cellphone, Christmas Techo Scarf, Copper Pepper, Daisy, Dexter Cut, Diary, Diffuser, Dora, Duplo, Emoticon, EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡, Fictional charcter, Flag, Gamer, Go Sign, Head of Lettuce, Incognito, Joseph Robinette Biden, Jugeokinese Sr., Jurta, LiSt, Lost Artifact, Mangrove, McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce, Monitor, Multiball, Nurse Cap, Open Sesame, Padlock, Perry Llelogram, Playlist, Push Dagger, Rolly, Rotob, Scythie, Sketchy, Slime, Smobo, Sock Hater, Strawberry, Sunny, T Series Car 5134, Tahmahtoh, Teenage Trouble Claws, Terra, THE BIG CHEESE, The Computer, The Eater of Wikis, The Wiki Machine, Tombstone, Toy Blocks, Traffic Regulator, U.U.F.O., Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2, What, and ZEITGEIST!
Challenge Results
There was 1 page! That's a failing grade
! You guys really need to do better.
| Rank | Page | Score |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lesbian Yaoi | 0.1 |
Pre-elimination
Not starting yet, but due to ejection, there's one team whose elimination is already resolved.
Damn seal
This is because I have chosen to kill In a Nutshell. Also elimination = death now
Sunny has been struck by a meteor. Normally this would cause him to become dead, but since he's the sun he is fine.
That guy over there has died! Look at him! Look at his dead body! Wow!
Pre-analysis
My brain is firing on all cylinders. I believe it is time to do analysis!
Analysis
Eveyone died. No tokens! Actually... Hold on...
Good Sport
You've earned this, little buddy.
See you in the Wiki Camp 3!
Post-analysis
Phew!
Final 5 Frenzy
We've reached the final 5 turns everybody! This means all Blue Spaces and Red Spaces will give or take away double the amount of coins. The Super Star has been moved to the top of the Tower.
Prediction
We asked a non-contestant to predict the winner of the wiki camp.
We love Paper Niko. He's got this in the bag‼️
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He's already dead but...
Secret
You guys... the... secret... I begged and begged and yet... you still failed Me... gootbye...
*transforms into The Final Boss*
Post Secret
Teehee! I read all of Everyone’s Post, so it’s not secret anymore! Oopsies!
Retrospective
Looking back at this, 20 years later, I hav15e come to realize the deep insecurity associated with My actions here... I have grown and changed and no longer believe this to be an accurate reflection of Myself. For there be no mirror that stops. It is a continuous process. In fact, what prompted this was the birth of My son. I see in his eyes who I am now. It has grounded me. To have someone you truly care for, it is hard to imagine a time without. oh hell nahhh
