DMV

For totally different government agency^{[citation needed]}, see BMV.

Despite the prevalence of trains, many people in the Wiki Camp love to deck out their cars with their most personal secrets. These are their stories.

Denied applications

Customer: I SCUBA AS A HOBBY

DMV: SEALS

Verdict: DENIED

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NRPSCBA

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Customer: A CONTESTANT PARTICIPATING IN WIKI CAMP 2

DMV: UNRELIABLE FOR TRACKING. TENDS TO CHANGE.

Verdict: DENIED

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ZEITGST

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Customer: HOST IS MID

DMV: TRUE

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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HOSTFU

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Customer: YOUR HONOR

DMV:

Verdict: DEATH

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LGOFLGND

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Customer: Can you guess my riddle?

DMV: LADOGA

Verdict: SOLVED

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