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Kingdom of Cats

Kingdom of Cats
Flag
National languageLolcat
GovernmentUnitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy
• Monarch
Cheezburg V
• Prime Minister
Cardbord Nyam
Population
• 2024 estimate
  1,042,027,639
CurrencyCattoks (CTT)
 
YOU'VE NYANED IN THE KINGDOM OF CATS FOR . SECONDS

The Kingdom of Cats (Lolcat: Kingdum of Catz) is a sovereign state in the continent of Argotia, located in the Grass World. Its prevailing "language" is Lolcat and is inhabited by all of your favorite felidaes! This is why the Kingdom of Cats is renowned as the cutest nation in The Wiki Camp Cinematic Universe! This kingdom is very diverse, with there being a wide range of cat breeds AND species!

This is one of the seven kingdoms needed for one to become a god, and it is very blurple. Because of this cause of huge value, killing god is a very popular hobby. The more you know! This is why most deities are scared of this kingdom... and all the other ones as well.

Believe it or not, the Kingdom of Cats is not part of the international Dogshit Nations.

Etymology

The name "Kingdom of Cats" came from Minecraft, as Lolcat is one of the available languages that the player can use. The name also comes from the inhabitants of the country. Isn't that crazy? "Kingdom" is the name of a monarchic state, but nobody gives a fuck about that.

History

 
An example of a meme that made cats so popular!

A long time ago, cats were so cutes... and they still are! You can thank the Cat God for that. As they were the cutest animals to ever grace the Earth, they decided to form a kingdom that reflects their cuteness! At first, all of their houses were made out of cardboard, but they had to change their building materials to something more sustainable thanks to the Great Cardboard Shortage. During the advent of the 21st century, the economy of the kingdom exploded with the exposure to technology, especially the internet. This paved the way of the kingdom's newfound popularity, thanks to the rapid spread of memes. Some felines even went on to become big celebrities, including Grumpy Cat, Keyboard Cat, Nyan Cat, and Jeff.

As a result of becoming so populous, the Kingdom of Cats' income grew rapidly, thanks to the purchasing of .cat domains. Many people used these domains for the hosting of funny cat memes and videos, which in turn inspired others to buy domains of their own. It's a win-win!

Shortly after the 2022 donut flooding, the entire nation praised the cat involved in the accident, commending their heroic strength when the times were tough. As a result, National Commendation Day was made a reality, taking place annually on the same day as the accident.

The Kingdom of Cats has heavily opposed the NORPA organization on multiple occasions, with them stating that "seals can also be so cutes, if they just try!" This has been met with severe backlash, with many labeling the nation as "dogshit". Free speech was limited days later for this exact reason, but the residents DGAF.

And it all worked out so well in the end...

Currency

Cattoks are the main currency of the Kingdom of Cats, being roughly 1% more valuable than the Dollar.

Notable residents

Garfield

Main article: Garfield

Garfield is a lazy cat who loves lasagna...

Mr. Notaseal

 
"Hey guys! What's up?"

who loves Among Us

Shinx

Woah... We think Pokémon is so cutes! Smash that like button if you agree!

 

Playlist

 
THE KINGDOM OF CATS IS WHERE WE-HEE-HEE-ALL COME FROM! CHEE-HEE-HEE-HEEZBURG V'S RE-HEE-HEE-HEALLY RUN IT INTO THE GROUND.
THE HEE-HEE-HEE-WHOLE KINGDOM KIND OF SUCKED ANYWAY AND WE-HEE-HEE-DON'T MISS BE-HEE-HEE-HEING SURROUNDED BY CATS EVERY DAY AT ALL EVEN A TINY LITTLE BIT.
AND I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT I'M NOT KING ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M STILL BASICALLY THE KING ANYWAY BUT ONLY WHEN THE KINGDOM DOES SOMETHING GOOD BECAUSE THAT WAS ME I'M RE-HEE-HEE-SPONSIBLE FOR THAT

Tac Nayn

 
I AM THE ROUGEISH "TAC NAYN." I WILL STEAL FROM THE KINGDOM OF CATS IF NOT SATIAFED WITH A DELISH WAFFLE! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Big Cats

 

Small Cats

 

Evil Cats

This Cat is very lemon, Beware!

 

Good Cats

This Cat is quite Lime, Be Square.

 

Notable settlements

Felidopia

Felidopia is the capital of the Kingdom of Cats and is home to the legendary annual Feline Party! Felidopia is also home to the divine Cheezburger Statue, a huge statue of a burger with cheese and everything...

Reception

As noted earlier, this nation got some bad reception for its opinions on NORPA. Sads! There are some opinions from specific individuals, though!

Blurple...
So... Where's the evil aspects at?

 

User:Coppersalts
This is just like that one movie where that one guy goes into the building and there's a fun song and a cat and there's a sockpuppet that's also singing and then the song ends and he gets thrown out the door

Popular culture

The Kingdom of Cats starred as the main location of the web series Battle for Weed, where 20 contestants battle it out for weed.

 
EEYIKES! I have to "edit" this "page" to not "DNP"!!

Trivia

  • The Kingdom of Cats is very cute.
  • The Kingdom of Cats is in an alliance with the Kingdom of Categories.
  • This little nation does NOT have a timezone. Instead, all of its residents have their own sense of time instead of following the government's dogshit rules. Kinda based.
  • Monarchy 🤢
  • Meow
  • Mew
  • 😺

Kingdum of Catz
Flag
OUR LANGUAGELOLCAT
GovernmentDa bezt governs!
• Cat Rular
Cheezburg Fist
• Cleen Moustor
Cardbord Nyam
Population
• 2024 estimate
  1,042,027,639
CurrencyCattoks (CTT)
 
YOU HAS DAT NYAN-NYAN IN DA KINGDUM OF CATZ FOR . ETERNITIES

Da Kingdum of Catz i'z whatevah land in da Argotia, in OWR world! Our awesum language is called LOLCAT and we all inhabit diz land! Knew that we'z da CUTEST ANIMALS in da univerze! We'z are all so differents, and dat'z awesum! So maek sure to keep doez eyez out...

We'z one of da seven kingdoms needed for god stadus, and that'z very blurple. Because of owr value, killing god is very pobluar hobby! Da moar you know! Diz iz why most deities r scared of we... and all da otharz as well.

Beleavz it or nah, da Kingdum of Catz i'z NYATT part of da globall Doodoo Naahtons.

Ourz Name

"Kingdum of Catz" iz a beutyful naym blessed upan us by da gawdz of Minecraft! We has cherizhed it evah since and are proud to has it as one of da languagez you can speek. Da naem also comes from we! The livers of diz land! Izain't dat crazy? "Kingdum" is da nem of a monarctic satte, but nobady care bout dat...

Hissdurr

 
An exemple of one memz that made we so popular!

Many snorz agoe.. we weres so cutes... and we'z still da Cutezeset! Yew can thank da Cat God for dat. As we'z the cutest animals to evar grace da Orth, we made our own land of joiez that reflekts OWR cutez! At one place, all of owr territores were made out of da best material... CARDBOARD! But we hadz to use a dumbar materialz becauz of da DUMB Greet Cordberd Shaatage. But den da tweny thirst centry came and thangs CHANGED. Our economy BLEW UP thankz to da technology we gots, especially da INTERWEBZ. And wez became the most popularz thing in da world, all thank to da MEMZ. Sum of as even becames FAMOUS, lik Grumpy Cat, Keyboard Cat, Nyan Cat, and Jeff.

Becuz we just becames SO populous, owr'z income grew BIG, thanks to da buyers doin' da buy and buyin da .cat domainz! Manys peepz used da domains for da hosting of FUNNI MEMZ, witch in turn inspired others to buy da domains for their own memz. We'z all win!

Right afta dat damn 2022 donut flooding, we all lovez dat cat involved in da ouchus, when theys were VERY STRANG! We made dat National Commendation Day a realite because of their strangth... taking place EVERY YEARZ, SAME DAYZ.

We'z hate da NORPA organization! Evry tiem! We'z say dat the "zeels can also be so cutes, if thei jus trie!", but then we'z get da DUMB MEANIES and be'z culled names like DAGSHEET!!1! Dat'z why we'z lemit da free speech, and we DGAF if it'z iz!

And we allz SO CUTE TO THE END.

MONEYZ!

Owr maney is dat Cattoks. Iz more value than dat louzy Dollar! We uze it to by da thingz...

Da famous onez

Garfield

Main article: Garfield

Garfield is da lazy meow who lav dat lasagna... XD

Mistah Naddazeel

 
"Hai gaiz! Wazzahp?"

hoo luwvs Among Us

Sphynx

Wowz... Wes thank da Pokémon so cutes! Smash da like button if u agrees!

 

Playlist

 
The kingdum of catz. Iz rly cool. It iz so beautyfulz.
Darryl doez not speek lolcat. So I'm am in ur sectionz. Doin ur dialoguez.
But between U & me. I am glad he iz no longer king. Cheezburg V haz been gr8 abt publik transpertationz.

Tac Nayn

 
RAAAAHHHH!!! I AM DA ROUGE "TAC NAYN." I WILL STEEL FRUM DA KINGDUM OF CATZ IF NOT SATIAFED WITH WAFFOLLLZ! RAAAAHHHHHH!

Larg Cats

 

Smale Cats

 

Evul Cats

This Cats is pretty Lemons, BEWARES!

 

Goode Cats

This Cats is pretty Limes, Be Squares.

 

Da famous wherez we liv

Felidopia

Felidopia is da capital of owr kingdom.. Is where da legendary EPIK Feline Party HAPPANZ! Felidopia iz home to owr divine Cheezburger Statue, da BEZT cheezborg in da WORLD!

Somez Opinianz

As we'z stated earlior, we'z got da bad reception for owr opinion on dat NORPA. WAAAA! We'z got some opinianz from specific individeez, doe!

Blurple...
So... Where'z dat evil aspectz at?

 

User:Coppersalts
Dis is just liek dat one movree where dat one gay goes into da buildin' and dere'z a fun song and a cat and dere'z a sackpuppeht dat'z also singin' and den da song endz and he getz thrown out da door

Owr Influeence in da Culture!

We'z starr as da main plaec of da web series Battle for Weed, where 20 felinical creachers battal it out for da weed.

 
EEYIKES! eie haf to "edit" dis "page" ta not "DNP"!!

Factz!

OOPS! You have awoken the devious nerpon. This world is doomed!
 
 
EEYIKES! EEYIKES! EEYIKES! EEYIKES!

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