LazyTown

LazyTown was a so-called 'children's television' series that ran from 2004 to 2014, god damn it. Ten fucking years of the stuff. Can you believe this shit? I sure as hell can't. Let me tell you something. 'Lazy'? A whole 'town'? Load of Liberal hogwash, if you ask me. Of course the man has a mustache and the woman is a child. Oh, don't tell me, next they'll make the evil man the villain of the story. No thanks, Biden! Let me tell you something? Frogs = gay. That's LazyTown for ya. We Are Number One? More like We Are Number WOKE. They're making our men want to fight bad guys instead of going to war. Let me tell you something. Mary had a LITTLE lamb? Its fleece was WHITE as snow. Oh, is that it? Wow. So everyone come and hate Sheep now. What's you people's problem? Let me tell you something? I went to Lazy Town Once. Erm, yep: there were liberals. Little puppets. And three guys, but maybe just one guy?. And I'm supposed to believe the GUYS are the villains? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Okay, I'm done. Whew. You know, I really get going sometimes. Sorry about that. I just really hate LazyTown (2004). Have I watched it? Let me tell you something- if AI were real back in 2004, let's just say this show would be the same. What does that mean, you think? Because I have no idea. Frankly, what these 'LazyTown' people need to do is listen to some Elliott Smith and get sad and stuff. Then maybe they'll get to work. Lazy Town. You know what's lazy? The original author of this article. What? What? What? What? Yup. This idiot's so 'Lazy' that it doesn't feel like going through and adding links. 'Town'. And you know what? That's fine. And frankly? Let me tell you something. Good morning, bitches, I went to sleep between this sentence and the last one. I'm in a whole new mood now. But I'm still angry about Lazy Town. The Show That Ruins America? You bet. Oh boy. Met me lell you tometing; if CNN thinks i'm voting for Meanswell in the next primary they've got another thing coming. Meanswell? More like. WellsMEAN. Because he's mean. He hurt my feelings once. Don't remember what he said, I just know it happened. LazyTown. Buzzword. Can Mayor Meanswell fix my marriage? I don't think so. He can't do anything. FUCK