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BART, DID YOU KILL DASH DINGO OR NOT?
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I didn't do it.
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You did Bart, you did! We know it!
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HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HE BLOODY SAID THE LINE AGAIN! HAHAHAAAAAA
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...How?!
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That meme sent me laughing the other day, and I thought this would be the perfect opportunity for him to say it! So all I had to do was lay perfectly still.
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lego star wars III the clone wars for the xbox 360
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Do you see the bridge?
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Yeah. We're on it.
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Where?
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Dora, Michael just told you. We're on the bridge.
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There it is!
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AND WE GOT SOME CARDS.
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Hey Spike, what do you call a dam seal?
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TELL ME.
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A beaver.
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Bloomberg slaps a glass out of the counter, shattering it.
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MIKE AND SPIKE
AHT AHT AHT AHT AHT AHT
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Sure. Suuuuuuureeeee...
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Tell me, do beavers have flippers?
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No.
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Do beavers have two tails?
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I doubt it.
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Do beavers go "ARF ARF ARF" all the time?
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NAH, HAVE YOU HEARD WHAT A NERPA SOUNDS LIKE? OR A WALRUS? OR EVEN A WEDDELL SEAL? DUDE. WEDDELLS SOUND OTHERWORLDLY.
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Do you not see what Mabel's trying to say? Besides, both are from seperate taxonomic orders; beavers are rodents, while seals are carnivorans. End of story.
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I mean, he isn't wrong. But at the same time, that was quite a good joke there.
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...thanks. That took me 5 minutes of research from Wikipedia.
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The Ashtonian national anthem plays.
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Tour Guide
This is Steelbury, named for its high population of robots. Yes, AI is going to take over the world someday.
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Why the fuck am I a baby again?!
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OH YOU SON OF A SILVERFISH!!! IT TOOK ME A LOT OF TIME TO PUPATE!!!!
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WHO WOULD HAVE DONE THIS TO US?!
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