Pooh's Adventures of The Wiki Camp 2/2026/April

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Spike
BART, DID YOU KILL DASH DINGO OR NOT?
Bart Simpson
I didn't do it.
Michael Bloomberg
You did Bart, you did! We know it!
Dash Dingo
HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HE BLOODY SAID THE LINE AGAIN! HAHAHAAAAAA
Michael Bloomberg
...How?!
Dash Dingo
That meme sent me laughing the other day, and I thought this would be the perfect opportunity for him to say it! So all I had to do was lay perfectly still.
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Pibby
Hi! Welcome back to Learning with Pibby. I'm Pibby! Today, I...
Pibby
Wait. Where am I? Is this the ocean?

V/O
I knew it! Tasha, get the camera set up!
Pibby
What's happening?
Mii News
Welcome everyone to this special edition of Mii News. As it turns out, we are NOT the only people on this island.

A newcomer from another land has joined us in this growing island paradise. We'll give her the best hospitality the world has ever seen. Because that's what we do.

Until next time, I'm Uniqua, signing off.
Pibby
Uniqua?! What are you doing here?
Oh, you know...
Uniqua faces the Camera
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaam...
on Rectangle Island!
Michael Bloomberg
I named that. It's not too far away from New York City, but it's also as much of a paradise as American Samoa.
Pibby
...Ambitious Maverick?
Oh yeah. We got names for our personality types. That's basically what they call ENTJs.
I'm an Outgoing Merrymaker.
Considerate Sweetie.
Ambitious Visionary.
...I guess a Reserved Perfectionist would work.
Austin. It literally says that above you.
Pibby! You're here!
Pibby
Well, uh... I guess this is a... summer episode!
In April? Huh...
Cut to Fresh Kingdom.
Pibby
...Chocolate toast? That sounds delicious!
Yeah. I'd mix it with some gnocchi and a nice milkshake.
Pibby
Gnocchi... Sounds interesting.
Why thank you, hehe!
Pibby
Are you the cashier?
Well, why wouldn't I be the cashier? It's fun to talk about new flavours, and maybe I can tell the other residents of Isle Delfino about them later.

Dora Márquez
Do you see the bridge?
Michael Bloomberg
Yeah. We're on it.
Dora Márquez
Where?
Pibby
Dora, Michael just told you. We're on the bridge.
There it is!
Spike
AND WE GOT SOME CARDS.

Michael Bloomberg
Hey Spike, what do you call a dam seal?
Spike
TELL ME.
Michael Bloomberg
Bloomberg slaps a glass out of the counter, shattering it.

MIKE AND SPIKE
AHT AHT AHT AHT AHT AHT
Mabel Tanaka
Sure. Suuuuuuureeeee...
Mabel Tanaka
Tell me, do beavers have flippers?
Michael Bloomberg
No.
Mabel Tanaka
Do beavers have two tails?
Michael Bloomberg
I doubt it.
Mabel Tanaka
Do beavers go "ARF ARF ARF" all the time?
Spike
NAH, HAVE YOU HEARD WHAT A NERPA SOUNDS LIKE? OR A WALRUS? OR EVEN A WEDDELL SEAL? DUDE. WEDDELLS SOUND OTHERWORLDLY.
BlakeIsHere
Do you not see what Mabel's trying to say? Besides, both are from seperate taxonomic orders; beavers are rodents, while seals are carnivorans. End of story.
Barnacles
I mean, he isn't wrong. But at the same time, that was quite a good joke there.
BlakeIsHere
...thanks. That took me 5 minutes of research from Wikipedia.

Michael Bloomberg
So Mabel, tell us your story.

The Ashtonian national anthem plays.

Tour Guide
This is Steelbury, named for its high population of robots. Yes, AI is going to take over the world someday.
Rodney Dangerfield
Well if that means we're all bein' replaced by machines then pretty much none o' us are gettin' no damn respect.
Titus
I'm gonna squish these guys in the best way that I can, by transclusing damn seal!
Titus
{{:Damn seal}}
Titus
Yes, it worked! That'll squish all of them for sure!

Baby Bloomberg
Why the fuck am I a baby again?!
Titus
OH YOU SON OF A SILVERFISH!!! IT TOOK ME A LOT OF TIME TO PUPATE!!!!
Baby Spike
WHO WOULD HAVE DONE THIS TO US?!
Baby
Oh my god, are there more babies now? This is incredible!