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BART, DID YOU KILL DASH DINGO OR NOT?
I didn't do it.
You did Bart, you did! We know it!
HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HE BLOODY SAID THE LINE AGAIN! HAHAHAAAAAA
...How?!
That meme sent me laughing the other day, and I thought this would be the perfect opportunity for him to say it! So all I had to do was lay perfectly still.
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Hi! Welcome back to Learning with Pibby. I'm Pibby! Today, I...
Wait. Where am I? Is this the ocean?

 

V/O
I knew it! Tasha, get the camera set up!
What's happening?
Mii News
Welcome everyone to this special edition of Mii News. As it turns out, we are NOT the only people on this island.

A newcomer from another land has joined us in this growing island paradise. We'll give her the best hospitality the world has ever seen. Because that's what we do.

Until next time, I'm Uniqua, signing off.
Uniqua?! What are you doing here?
Oh, you know...
Uniqua faces the Camera
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaam...
on Rectangle Island!
I named that. It's not too far away from New York City, but it's also as much of a paradise as American Samoa.
...Ambitious Maverick?
Oh yeah. We got names for our personality types. That's basically what they call ENTJs.
I'm an Outgoing Merrymaker.
Considerate Sweetie.
Ambitious Visionary.
...I guess a Reserved Perfectionist would work.
Austin. It literally says that above you.
Pibby! You're here!
Well, uh... I guess this is a... summer episode!
In April? Huh...
Cut to Fresh Kingdom.
...Chocolate toast? That sounds delicious!
Yeah. I'd mix it with some gnocchi and a nice milkshake.
Gnocchi... Sounds interesting.
Why thank you, hehe!
Are you the cashier?
Well, why wouldn't I be the cashier? It's fun to talk about new flavours, and maybe I can tell the other residents of Isle Delfino about them later.

Do you see the bridge?
Yeah. We're on it.
Where?
Dora, Michael just told you. We're on the bridge.
There it is!
AND WE GOT SOME CARDS.

Hey Spike, what do you call a dam seal?
TELL ME.
Bloomberg slaps a glass out of the counter, shattering it.

 

MIKE AND SPIKE
AHT AHT AHT AHT AHT AHT
Sure. Suuuuuuureeeee...
Tell me, do beavers have flippers?
No.
Do beavers have two tails?
I doubt it.
Do beavers go "ARF ARF ARF" all the time?
NAH, HAVE YOU HEARD WHAT A NERPA SOUNDS LIKE? OR A WALRUS? OR EVEN A WEDDELL SEAL? DUDE. WEDDELLS SOUND OTHERWORLDLY.
Do you not see what Mabel's trying to say? Besides, both are from seperate taxonomic orders; beavers are rodents, while seals are carnivorans. End of story.
I mean, he isn't wrong. But at the same time, that was quite a good joke there.
...thanks. That took me 5 minutes of research from Wikipedia.

So Mabel, tell us your story.

The Ashtonian national anthem plays.

 

Tour Guide
This is Steelbury, named for its high population of robots. Yes, AI is going to take over the world someday.
Well if that means we're all bein' replaced by machines then pretty much none o' us are gettin' no damn respect.
I'm gonna squish these guys in the best way that I can, by transclusing damn seal!
{{:Damn seal}}
Yes, it worked! That'll squish all of them for sure!

Why the fuck am I a baby again?!
OH YOU SON OF A SILVERFISH!!! IT TOOK ME A LOT OF TIME TO PUPATE!!!!
WHO WOULD HAVE DONE THIS TO US?!
Oh my god, are there more babies now? This is incredible!
Why have some people been turned into babies?
I dunno. But not even Statler and Waldorf are safe...
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ma ma pepa pigy show pleas WAAAAAAHHH
Waaaaah!!!
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!