Richard Guy's bank account

TRANSACTION HISTORY

BEFORE	AFTER	USER	NOTE
$100,000,000,000	$99,999,999,999	RichestGuyEver (talk)	Bought a cookie.
$99,999,999,999	$99,994,999,999	RichestGuyEver (talk)	Donated to Statley and Waldonf/Splitscreen
$99,994,999,999	$98,994,999,999	RichestGuyEver (talk)	Paid tax.
$98,994,999,999	$93,994,999,999	RichestGuyEver (talk)	Bought Twitter
$93,994,999,999	$93,994,999,994	RichestGuyEver (talk)	Gave to User:N

Audit

Greetings Richard Guy,

We have noticed an irregularity in your financial history. Following the supposed purchase of a cookie, a total of exactly one (1) dollar and zero (0) cents was withdrawn from your bank account. This is highly suspect. Such an exact difference heavily implies that either the cookie was sold at a suspiciously low price, or you failed to pay sales tax on the good.

Pending your response, we have frozen your bank account. Please understand.

My bad.

I am so fucking sorry. I will be sending 1 billion dollars in sales tax to make up for it.

- RichestGuyEver (talk) 23:14, 11 December 2023 (UTC)

mr rich guy

can i borrow 5 dollars

Yes

Always.