Richard Guy's bank account
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TRANSACTION HISTORY
| BEFORE | AFTER | USER | NOTE |
|---|---|---|---|
| $100,000,000,000 | $99,999,999,999 | RichestGuyEver (talk) | Bought a cookie. |
| $99,999,999,999 | $99,994,999,999 | RichestGuyEver (talk) | Donated to Statley and Waldonf/Splitscreen |
| $99,994,999,999 | $98,994,999,999 | RichestGuyEver (talk) | Paid tax. |
| $98,994,999,999 | $93,994,999,999 | RichestGuyEver (talk) | Bought Twitter |
| $93,994,999,999 | $93,994,999,994 | RichestGuyEver (talk) | Gave to User:N |
Audit
Greetings Richard Guy,
We have noticed an irregularity in your financial history. Following the supposed purchase of a cookie, a total of exactly one (1) dollar and zero (0) cents was withdrawn from your bank account. This is highly suspect. Such an exact difference heavily implies that either the cookie was sold at a suspiciously low price, or you failed to pay sales tax on the good.
Pending your response, we have frozen your bank account. Please understand.
My bad.
I am so fucking sorry. I will be sending 1 billion dollars in sales tax to make up for it.
- RichestGuyEver (talk) 23:14, 11 December 2023 (UTC)
mr rich guy
can i borrow 5 dollars
Yes
Always.