Sesame Pleasantries

Ah, here it is. Enjoy your stay at The Normal Camp 2's official gift shop destination, Sesame Pleasantries! Filled with precious products and artifacts that are SURE to liven up your life!

Oh, one more thing before you start splurging. We don't really deal with that trash you have in your pocket there. Dollars and Cogbucks ONLY, please!

Item	Description	Cost
Throwable Gear x40	I just found out that you can use these gears we have lying around here as throwing stars if you try hard enough!	100 Dollars
Molotov Cocktail x20	We pensio- ahem.."borrowed" these few here lovely new contraptions from one of our more "problematic" employees. Personally, I don't even know if it's a beverage or an explosive.	300 Dollars
Cool Fighting Dudes™ Limited Edition NHF Action Figure	They say that only a thousand of these were in circulation back in ol'98. It can make a good shelf piece for your collection!	350000 Dollars
Iphone	Ahh, the Iphone. The very pinnacle of the WONDERS of technology. I always hated it.	15000 Dollars
Sergeant Knight's Masculine Guide to Being A Man™	A mega macho tape, indeed! Watch it on your VHS player today to get JACKED and CHAD!!.	15000 Dollars

Item	Description	Cost
Defender Hat	Only worn by our greatest defenders of our lovely society! Also VERY snazzy!	4400 Dollars
Business Tie x99	please help me get rid of these the boss gave me too many and i don't know what to do with them	10 Dollars
Athlete Headband	Be weary, anybody who wears this suddenly becomes compelled with the impulse to become a massive sports bro.	2600 Dollars
Legal Justice Illustrious Cape	Makes you feel like you're more important than you actually are!	18000 Dollars
Business Suit	Kinda weird how 80% of the people who work here don't even have a torso to wear this effectively.	1000 Dollars
Worn Business Suit	..Anybody else kinda feel bad for her?	5 Dollars
Charismatic Business Suit	Make sure Hubie doesn't catch you wearing this. He gets real pissy when people start "infringing on his style".	5000 Dollars

Item	Description	Cost
Jet-Black Black Dark Coffee x20	Now with 200% more caffeine!	120 Dollars
Cone of Water x∞	I bought a water cooler at a yard sale one time and I'm trying to get as much mileage out of it as I possibly can.	50 Dollars
Smokestaxs™ Double Pack Cigarettes x15	No one has ever bought these from me aside for one guy. Probably for the best, if I'm being honest..	220 Dollars
Sesame Seeds x16	Don't ask.	300 Dollars
Elegant Condiment x10	Is selling this ethical? Like, eating this can't ACTUALLY be in good taste, right?	320 Dollars
Anthygras™ Ketchup Packet x40	Since the company went outta business a LOONG while ago, this is basically flavored tomato dust.	50 Dollars
Sardines x12	Ew..just, EW. Why do people like THESE again?	400 Dollars