| Item | Description | Cost |
|---|---|---|
Throwable Gear x40 |
I just found out that you can use these gears we have lying around here as throwing stars if you try hard enough! | 100 Dollars |
Molotov Cocktail x20 |
We pensio- *ahem*.."borrowed" these few here lovely new contraptions from one of our more "problematic" employees. Personally, I don't even know if it's a beverage or an explosive. | 300 Dollars |
Cool Fighting Dudes™ Limited Edition NHF Action Figure |
They say that only a thousand of these were in circulation back in ol'98. It can make a good shelf piece for your collection! | 350000 Dollars |
Iphone |
Ahh, the Iphone. The very pinnacle of the WONDERS of technology. I always hated it. | 15000 Dollars |
Sergeant Knight's Masculine Guide to Being A Man™ |
A mega macho tape, indeed! Watch it on your VHS player today to get JACKED and CHAD!!. | 15000 Dollars |
Sesame Pleasantries
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Sesame Pleasantries 
Ah, here it is. Enjoy your stay at The Normal Camp 2's official gift shop destination, Sesame Pleasantries! Filled with precious products and artifacts that are SURE to liven up your life!
Oh, one more thing before you start splurging. We don't really deal with that trash you have in your pocket there. Dollars and Cogbucks ONLY, please!
| Item | Description | Cost |
|---|---|---|
Defender Hat |
Only worn by our greatest defenders of our lovely society! Also VERY snazzy! | 4400 Dollars |
Business Tie x99 |
please help me get rid of these the boss gave me too many and i don't know what to do with them | 10 Dollars |
Athlete Headband |
Be weary, anybody who wears this suddenly becomes compelled with the impulse to become a massive sports bro. | 2600 Dollars |
Legal Justice Illustrious Cape |
Makes you feel like you're more important than you actually are! | 18000 Dollars |
Business Suit |
Kinda weird how 80% of the people who work here don't even have a torso to wear this effectively. | 1000 Dollars |
Worn Business Suit |
..Anybody else kinda feel bad for her? | 5 Dollars |
Charismatic Business Suit |
Make sure Hubie doesn't catch you wearing this. He gets real pissy when people start "infringing on his style". | 5000 Dollars |
| Item | Description | Cost |
|---|---|---|
Jet-Black Black Dark Coffee x20 |
Now with 200% more caffeine! | 120 Dollars |
Cone of Water x∞ |
I bought a water cooler at a yard sale one time and I'm trying to get as much mileage out of it as I possibly can. | 50 Dollars |
Smokestaxs™ Double Pack Cigarettes x15 |
No one has ever bought these from me aside for one guy. Probably for the best, if I'm being honest.. | 220 Dollars |
Sesame Seeds x16 |
Don't ask. | 300 Dollars |
Elegant Condiment x10 |
Is selling this ethical? Like, eating this can't ACTUALLY be in good taste, right? | 320 Dollars |
Anthygras™ Ketchup Packet x40 |
Since the company went outta business a LOONG while ago, this is basically flavored tomato dust. | 50 Dollars |
Sardines x12 |
Ew..just, EW. Why do people like THESE again? | 400 Dollars |