Statley and Waldonf/The Bible
Genesis 1
I am on The Begin
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Yes, God
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Can't say that I can see!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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No light for us people folk, only a heaven and a the planet Earth!
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When did light a happen?
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He looks at the watering and say, I wanting light!
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Yes! The lights is very, very, best!
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Jesus's Dad thought so too! He gave Lighting it own national holiday, called Day!
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When it is not light, it is NIGHT!
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Haha, is it Rhyme O Clock?
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Ah ha ha ha!
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So then a safe with a big large LOCK on it show up, separation the sky and the lake!
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Then he drinks a water, letting some place have no water and call it earth/land!
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Haha, We living there!
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The grasses have grass, berries, tree show up too! It was like a jungle forest!
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He making a lot of creature to live on this planets!
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Then he said I want people to shows up! I want a humans!
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He said, they should look a like me! Because me very handsomely!
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He makes a boy and a girl!
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Genesis 2
Okay, okay, okay, ok. Back up! First, God making a guy named Adam
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Hooray! I am the first boy!
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The Big Man say, hey guy! Adam, you are in the Garten of Eden!
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Yay! Yay! I love being in the Forest of Eden!
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The man was a lonely one.
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Yahoo! Yippee! I am so happy, but oh so lonely!
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Go to the sleeping, Adam! Hit the horse!
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Yes! Bed times! Z Z Z
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Godly took out his RIB. Turned it into a GIRL
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I am a Girl
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Hooray! I shall call you a GIRL because you are a GIRL!
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I am a your wife
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The duo, They no clothes!
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Eek!
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But they doesn't know it. Shame? Not having one.
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I'm bored, let's skip to The Noah's Ark! With all of an animals!
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Ooh! I'm agree.
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Noah's Ark
Ooh! So One day, God told Noah
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Hey Noah.
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Oh hi God
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I'm noah.
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God was basically beneathticket angry at the world and the people, so he deciding to flood the entire planet.
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I'm lowkey mad at Earth and the humans on it, so I've decided to flood the entire world.
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Okay.
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Pretty normal God stuff. Next he will saying there are only 7 days until it are happen.
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I will flood the planet in 7 days, and I want you to do something for me.
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Okay.
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What?
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The famous part is about to happening, this are Ark Arc.
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Please make a huge boat called The Ark and put two of each animal on it. Also yourself.
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Okay.
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Noah has to make a huge boat.
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I have to make a huge boat.
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Erm, how the hell do I do that? 😂
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Wait, doesn't he suppoesd to know how to do it?
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Uh, yes, he is supposed to knowing!
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I have never made a boat before.
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Shit, we have to helping him!
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Wait, doesn't he suppoesd to know how to do it? We having to intervention and help him enter invention!
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