Statley and Waldonf/The Bible

Genesis 1

I am on The Begin

Yes, God

Can't say that I can see!

Ah ha ha ha!

No light for us people folk, only a heaven and a the planet Earth!

When did light a happen?

He looks at the watering and say, I wanting light!

Yes! The lights is very, very, best!

Jesus's Dad thought so too! He gave Lighting it own national holiday, called Day!

When it is not light, it is NIGHT!

Haha, is it Rhyme O Clock?

Ah ha ha ha!

So then a safe with a big large LOCK on it show up, separation the sky and the lake!

Then he drinks a water, letting some place have no water and call it earth/land!

Haha, We living there!

The grasses have grass, berries, tree show up too! It was like a jungle forest!

He making a lot of creature to live on this planets!

Then he said I want people to shows up! I want a humans!

He said, they should look a like me! Because me very handsomely!

He makes a boy and a girl!

Genesis 2

Okay, okay, okay, ok. Back up! First, God making a guy named Adam

Hooray! I am the first boy!

The Big Man say, hey guy! Adam, you are in the Garten of Eden!

Yay! Yay! I love being in the Forest of Eden!

The man was a lonely one.

Yahoo! Yippee! I am so happy, but oh so lonely!

Go to the sleeping, Adam! Hit the horse!

Yes! Bed times! Z Z Z

Godly took out his RIB. Turned it into a GIRL

I am a Girl

Hooray! I shall call you a GIRL because you are a GIRL!

I am a your wife

The duo, They no clothes!

Eek!

But they doesn't know it. Shame? Not having one.

I'm bored, let's skip to The Noah's Ark! With all of an animals!

Ooh! I'm agree.

Noah's Ark

Ooh! So One day, God told Noah

Hey Noah.

Oh hi God

I'm noah.

God was basically beneathticket angry at the world and the people, so he deciding to flood the entire planet.

I'm lowkey mad at Earth and the humans on it, so I've decided to flood the entire world.

Okay.

Pretty normal God stuff. Next he will saying there are only 7 days until it are happen.

I will flood the planet in 7 days, and I want you to do something for me.

Okay.

What?

The famous part is about to happening, this are Ark Arc.

Please make a huge boat called The Ark and put two of each animal on it. Also yourself.

Okay.

Noah has to make a huge boat.

I have to make a huge boat.

Erm, how the hell do I do that? 😂

Wait, doesn't he suppoesd to know how to do it?

Uh, yes, he is supposed to knowing!

I have never made a boat before.

Shit, we have to helping him!

Wait, doesn't he suppoesd to know how to do it? We having to intervention and help him enter invention!