Push Dagger/Lore

Would you believe it? Push Dagger has lore now! It all started on a faithful wiki day...

Once upon a time, at the Board of Shareholders...

Wow! First time voting on Board Decisions! I have so much power now! Let's see...

Hmm... Yeah sure, why not... No... Yeah... Not sure, I'll abstain... Hmm...

Ha ha, what's that? Turning the logo cyan? What a silly thing. I'm not even gonna vote on it. This is so silly, why would it even happen?

hey guess what nerds

oh sure ok

Meanwhile, somewhere mysterious...

Oh our god this realm is extremely cyan. Maybe this is where we'll find our new bearer...

Epic Evil headquarters, Push Dagger's room

La la ! Having so much fun in team Epic Evil! Nothing could ever make me switch teams during the next challenge!

Unless we're making new ones and I can make an awesome team of World of Goo fans.

*CRASH*

What the hell was that noise? It came from outside. This glowing light in the forest won't tell me otherwise.

In the forest...

I can't see shit. How come they never put street lights in this mysterious dark forest?

Are you worthy?

Huh? Who just spoke?

We did. Are you worthy?

Well the entire universe couldn't really contain the size of my ego so my answer isn't gonna be objective.

This talking knife could be granted our powers, he's an interesting character for sure...

I'm a push dagger actually. Who the hell are you?

Only those who are worthy of our powers can be gifted the knowledge of our names.

And I thought I was pretentious.

Would you be interested in a series of tests to prove your worth to us?

Oh yeah sure!

Then hear this quest... You must align with the lands, seas and skies. They will give you instructions to obtain fairy powers, those of swords, snakes, and skeletons. First you will...

Yeah I've done that.

...sorry?

Don't be sorry.

Oh you're not joking... We can feel your hidden powers. Looks like we hit jackpot.

Ok so can I know who the hell you are now or...?

Right. We are cyan fairies, our names are June and Leno. If you accept our conditions, our powers will be yours.

Oh neat! What kind of conditions are you talking about?

You will enter new realms and access to a higher stage of existence. This new life will take most of your time...

Ok I don't want to be rude but you guys really sound like a cult right now.

Stay focused. You will have to leave behind your old life and stay away from your current friends.

Yeah you're definitely a cult.

We are not a fucking cult.

How do I know you can even grant powers? Just because you're weird talking lights doesn't mean-

Oh what the hell, look, just take them.

Holy shit.

Later, in Push Dagger's room

So what exactly are these powers anyway?

You will know how to understand them with time.

That's bullshit.

Where are we by the way? We heard evil laughter when walking near the other doors.

We're at Epic Evil headquarters! They're my team on The Wiki Camp 2!

We see. You are currently participating in a camp. We can't possibly make you quit.

Well yeah.

Is your team pursuing goals? Perhaps even an objective?

Yeah! Causing mischief and being oh so evil!

Well that won't do. Your new powers can only grow if you have strong ambitions.

Oh...

We assume team switching is possible, yes?

Well the next challenge is all about switching teams but...

Great! Find a new one.

And why would I listen to you?

We granted you our powers.

Yeah exactly. I have the power now, you have nothing. My powers, my rules.

...Fuck.

Ha ha! This is so evil! You were no match for my evil genius!

Not really, it just means we're gonna have to do it the hard way.

Hard way??

Or rather the confusing way. You will not remember a single thing about our encounter, but you will act according to the ambitions you're supposed to have.

AH!

The next morning...

Oh I did NOT get enough beauty sleep.

Something feels off. Like there's something I should know. Something important, something big, something...

...cyan.

Oh well. I feel great though! It's like I have new ambitions or something. I'm in the winning half of the camp, I want to give everything!

I should do something big to really mark this new era of the game. Like, I'll call it cyan era or something. Because of the new logo.

No other reason.

Well it's the team switching challenge... The perfect time for a big change...

To be continued...