Mississippi (river)

The Mississippi River is a river. Rivers are full of water and fish. Long water is known as a river, and so this is the Mississippi one.

Many states use the Mississippi as a border, such as Utah, Montenegro, and Philadelphia. The river is highly trafficked. This is because, unlike roads, it lacks traffic lights. If a lane were to be added to the river, millions would perish or lose their homes. This is why man became God and controlled the river, preventing it from ever changing course ever again, a surprisingly easy task to perfect.