Perry-Sail
The Perry-Sail is a special genre of parasail used by none other than Perry Llelogram. It can be used to para, sail, or even parasail. It can only be used by Perry.
Origin
It was created when Perry Llelogram said his famous line, "I would like to parasail. I should call it the Perry-Sail. That would be funny". Once he had that idea, the Perry-Sail materialized.
Attributes
It is drawn in the same mundane style as Perry is, and using the same website. It is red with a black outline and has black lines inside of it. It's ability to be both 2D and 3D at the same time are physically impossible, yet the object does not seem to implode on itself. It may have multiple dimensions of intergalactic knowledge locked inside of it that is unable to be obtained by anybody other than Perry Llelogram. If anybody besides Perry Llelogram touches the object, they are deleted from reality itself. If Perry Llelogram touches the object, nothing out of the ordinary (out of the ordinary for Perry, at least) seems to happen while in use. He is able to utilize it as a parasail as he pleases. After he is finished with his parasailing activity, it seems to attach to him. Perry seems to be in discomfort post-parasailing because of the Perry-Sail being stuck to his hands. It isn't known how he separates from this object, but it has been seen without him. He often says "Yeah I just take it off what do you mean, it's not like I accidentally made something even I can't control or something". Scientists think he may be lying.
Other Information
It is not yet known whether there is more than one Perry-Sail in existence, or if every time Perry Llelogram is seen with a parasail it is the same one. The assumption can be made that he recreates it to exact dimensions every time he desires a parasailing adventure, but more research is needed.
Perry's Warning
With the possible ramifications of the Perry-Sail and its creation, I can only hope he doesn't have my same abilities.