Chainsaw Man (Anime)
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CHAPTER 1: The Past.....The Pasty Past..........The Pre-past....The Perfect Past......one could say its... the prettiest past....
Goo goo ga ga im a baby...
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Being a baby is COOL because NO ONE can BE MEAN TO ME
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Hey! It's me! Banban!
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OH MY GOSH! It's BANBAN!!! My favorite fricking indie horror game serie-
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Shut the fuck up, child. You have 13 days to pay us all the money your dad owes us or you'll be thrown into the Okin Devil's chamber.
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but im like 10 years old
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CHAPTER 2: seasons meetings
sigh....ive only made 1 cent...i cant get all those Moneys in 13 days.....
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What The Fuck is That.
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BARK
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Goodness gracious its the dog devil!!!
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wait a fuckin minute there's no such thing as a DOG devil
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well you have a chainsaw on your nose...so...are you...the CHAINSAW DEVIL?
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BARK
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WAIT A MINUTE
chainsaw devil YOURE DYING
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BARK
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quick!! YOURE A DEVIL!!! Eat my BLOOD!!! it'll revive you!
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eugh, fuck that. sounds gross as shit
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(does it anyways)
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HAHA! I tricked you. i have A+ blood. which means that YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW MY COMMANDS!!!!
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I COMMAND YOU...to be my friend please i am so desperately lonely
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ok fine, only because IM desperately lonely too
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ok...wanna go get ice cream
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fucking Yes
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Chapter 3: ice is nice
hey Poochita....
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ITS POCHITA YOU FUCKING dick
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hey Pochita....
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I have a lowkey awesome idea...
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what if i used you to murder EVIL devils and collect bounties for moneys?
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Denji
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im' glad you agree. nothing wrong can come from this
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Chapter 4: Modern Day (
OH GOD OH FUCK IM DYING
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WHY DID I HAVE TO PICK THE ZOMBIE DEVIL OUT OF ALL BOUNTIES TODAY
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BLARGH...im like a zombie isn't that weird??? lol...
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Fuck you ZOMBITCH
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That's Very mean. DIE
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X_X
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No. my only son. dead.
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wait a minute......i have a pochie idea
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Two seconds later
What the Hell? I'm Alive Again?
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denji...i have Sacrificed myself to become your spirit...you see that chainsaw cord on your chest...yank it...
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im not gonna be doing that
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do it or im gonna possess you and throw you off a cliff
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FINE!!!
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(Denji does it)
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AHHHCHHGHHHHH!!!!!!
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...
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So let me get this straight...
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I'm something that I would NOT call a "human"...
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I'm fighting FREAKING zombies...
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And...oH YEAH. I FUSED WITH A DEVIL!!!!
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yeah okay that is something i do now.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD
EVEN AS A ZOMBIE I KNOW WHEN A BITS DEAD GOD
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DIE
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(the zombie devil...is dead....)
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woohoo yeah!!! i killed the zombie devil!!! today is the best day of my life!!
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(bitch i literally died)
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time to- Wait Why Do I Sense a Feeling of Dread
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Chapter 5: THE WOMAN
Suddenly...a bunch of people in cringy suits enter the building.
Hey wait, where's the Zombie devil??? It WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE???
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It looks like someone else got to him...
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OH GOD. ITS A GUY WITH A CHAINSAW FOR A FACE. GOD. THATS HORRIFYING
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...You've been working here for 4 years and THAT'S the thing that freaks you out the most?
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i have a fear of object heads
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dont worry. i know how to solve this
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bart go fucking hug it
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WHAT??? ARE YOU INSANE??? YOU WANT ME TO HUG IT???
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yeah maybe he'll calm down and turn back to normal
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no way am i fucking doing that
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what the fuck are you guys arguing about
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WAIT A MINUTE........A WOMAN????
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HOLY SHITTTTTTTT
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oh wow i guess you didnt need to hug him
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well now he just looks ugly
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Hi. I'm Denji. I am cool and aweso-
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Denji. You're a human who's fused with a devil, right?
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wow...you're so smart..,..
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Well it might be unfortunate for you to know that we are devil hunters. we're gonna have to kill you
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ok.......
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WAIT WJAT
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Unless...You work with us. In which case, you will be kept alive.
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wow how am i still attracted to you
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can we just kill him right here please
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No. The power he possesses is great. He will be a big help to me.
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you mean the devil hunter agency as a whole right
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sure
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Chapter 6: when i need a JOB done i get someone with a JOB to do that JOB
Welcome to your new job, Denji!
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i didnt tell you my name
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you've told me your name like 14 times during the car ride here
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oh
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now. it's time for your first mission...You'll be paired up with someone.
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oh my god i hope its a woman
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Denji...meet...Aki.
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Hello.
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Chapter 7: The Shortest chapter ever
DAMNIT
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Chapter 8: Denji and Aki sitting in a tree k i s s s i m g o p q e u r d a j d hf f fdijdoifj soeejdjawidjiojqIO JDOAJSPJD O
hey aki
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my dude
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my bro
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my joseph
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my brah
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hahah lol bra
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anyways why did you take us to an alleyway
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Listen you blonde haired mother fucker, I don't know what the fuck you think you're doing coming in here and getting all weird with Makima like that, but I'm getting serious fucking bad vibes from you. Like you mean trouble. If you fuck this up for me, then I will personally seek to making your life a living hell.
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wowie, looks like SOMEONE got up on the WRONG SIDE OF THE BED!!!
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oh my fucking god,
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