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Waldorf
Who won the first season of this camp, anyway?
Statler
Nobody. It got cancelled.
Waldorf
Really now? Hopefully this season will follow suit!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I hear those hideous Pinnipeds are taking over the camp
Statler
Good!
Waldorf
Why is that good?
Statler
Because then maybe it'll look less UGLY!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Say, we hit 146,293 edits today!
Statler
Well that's 146,293 too many!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Most of these pages are jokes.
Waldorf
You found jokes? I'm still looking!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Which contestant do you think will win?
Waldorf
Betting on Jurta.
Statler
Why is that?
Waldorf
I'd rather live in there than at this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I hear halloween's coming up soon.
Statler
The contestants should start wearing masks!
Waldorf
What kind of masks?
Statler
Any! It'll be easier on the eyes!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Most of these pages are jokes.
Waldorf
You found jokes? I'm still looking!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
They say humor should offend and insult.
Waldorf
Then maybe this wiki really is funny.
Statler
Oh yeah?
Waldorf
Yeah, it insults your intelligence!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Have you seen that "Image" deleting everything?
Waldorf
No, But I hope it visits soon!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Which contestant are you rooting for?
Statler
I'm going with Black.
Waldorf
How come?
Statler
I always bet on black!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Don't look now, but I think we're being mugged.
Green Goblin
You two seem like men with hate in their hearts. So tell me, are you in or are you out?
Statler
This wiki is the one that's out, Gobby.
Waldorf
Yeah, out of ideas!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I hear halloween's coming up soon.
Statler
The contestants should start wearing masks!
Waldorf
What kind of masks?
Statler
Any! It'll be easier on the eyes!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Which contestant do you think will win?
Waldorf
Betting on Jurta.
Statler
Why is that?
Waldorf
I'd rather live in there than at this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Sometimes, I really wish I was in the year 2008.
Statler
Why? So you can witness the year de Blob came out?
Waldorf
No, so I'm in a place where this camp doesn't exist!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Have you seen that "Image" deleting everything?
Waldorf
No, But I hope it visits soon!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!