Speaking of 15, did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?

Max
Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
Sam
Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
Waldorf
Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sam
Alright, let me at 'em!


Statler
Which contestant do you think will win?
Waldorf
Betting on Jurta.
Statler
Why is that?
Waldorf
I'd rather live in there than at this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
How many contestants did sign up for this camp, anyway?
Waldorf
I'd say 0!
Statler
Really? Why that low?
Waldorf
Who would want to sign up for this??
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Hey, this page uses a random selection.
Waldorf
Maybe there are secrets!
Statler
Yeah, I think I see a secret link right now!
Waldorf
Where?
Statler
The back button!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Now what's with all the obsession around Euler's Number?
Statler
It's the perfect symbol for this place. Completely irrational!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
The people here are always talking about us, but at what cost?
Statler
We're always being associated with memes... as if we ever cared about them.
Muscle Man
You know who else is always being associated with memes?


Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Apple.
Statler and Waldorf
Apple pen!
Waldorf
Pen.
Statler
Pineapple.
Statler and Waldorf
Pineapple pen!
Waldorf
Apple pen...
Statler
Pineapple pen...
Statler and Waldorf
Pen pineapple apple pen!


Waldorf
Why do we always come here?
Statler
I guess we'll never know.
Waldorf
It's like a kind of torture-
Statler and Waldorf
-to have to watch this show!


Statler
Apparently Diary recently lost her first gaming tournament.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say, you can't win 'em all.
Statler
Yea, including this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Why do we always come here?
Statler
I guess we'll never know.
Waldorf
It's like a kind of torture-
Statler and Waldorf
-to have to watch this show!


Waldorf
Why do we always come here?
Statler
I guess we'll never know.
Waldorf
It's like a kind of torture-
Statler and Waldorf
-to have to watch this show!


Waldorf
What do Emoticons do, anyway?
( i can help add emotion to things! )> :D
Statler
Well, I know what emotion you're adding to me.
Waldorf
What?
Statler
Boredom!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Apparently Diary recently lost her first gaming tournament.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say, you can't win 'em all.
Statler
Yea, including this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
You see all these mascots they're trying to make?
Statler
Yeah. Why?
Waldorf
They seem most fit for Damn seal!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
Sometimes, I really wish I was in the year 2008.
Statler
Why? So you can witness the year de Blob came out?
Waldorf
No, so I'm in a place where this camp doesn't exist!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!