15 of them
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What's your thoughts on Paper Niko?
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Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!
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[JOKE BY MORRIGREEN]
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I heard they are going to restrict editing on the wiki
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Well, that would be a pleasant change.
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Why?
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It would add a bit of originality!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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You see all these mascots they're trying to make?
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Yeah. Why?
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They seem most fit for Damn seal!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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This wiki's Achievements page sure is something.
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I took English class, you know. I don't need to recount what an oxymoron is.
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Yeah, well maybe try math, then you can recount the morons instead!
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OH HO HO HO HO!
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Really? Then I think I've seen one already.
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Who?
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You!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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You see Mark Genuine got eliminated? The first of many.
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Gee, how bad do you gotta be to get fired from this mess?
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Yeah, we need instructions!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Who's your favorite contestant so far?
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Probably Monitor.
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Why's that?
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Because I can watch something else!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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I think the Periodic Table should only be made of one element.
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Which one?
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Who's your most hated contestant?
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I'd have to pick Sock!
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Which contestant are you?
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Wait! Don't answer that!
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Why shouldn't I?
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Cause then I'd know the name of my most hated contestant!!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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The people here are always talking about us, but at what cost?
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We're always being associated with memes... as if we ever cared about them.
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You know who else is always being associated with memes?
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What do Emoticons do, anyway?
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( i can help add emotion to things! )> :D
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Well, I know what emotion you're adding to me.
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What?
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Boredom!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Which contestant do you think will win?
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Betting on Jurta.
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Why is that?
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I'd rather live in there than at this camp!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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I heard that there were 101 contestants in this contest
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Why only 101?
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I guess Mandelly didn't want to come!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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What do Emoticons do, anyway?
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( i can help add emotion to things! )> :D
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Well, I know what emotion you're adding to me.
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What?
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Boredom!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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...
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Statler...
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I want you.
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[KISSING NOISES]
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