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Statler
What's your thoughts on Paper Niko?
Waldorf
Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!
Statler and Waldorf
[JOKE BY MORRIGREEN]


Waldorf
I heard they are going to restrict editing on the wiki
Statler
Well, that would be a pleasant change.
Waldorf
Why?
Statler
It would add a bit of originality!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
You see all these mascots they're trying to make?
Statler
Yeah. Why?
Waldorf
They seem most fit for Damn seal!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
This wiki's Achievements page sure is something.
Statler
I took English class, you know. I don't need to recount what an oxymoron is.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Waldorf
Yeah, well maybe try math, then you can recount the morons instead!
Statler and Waldorf
OH HO HO HO HO!


Statler
Watch out for vandals, I heard they deface pages and make them ugly.
Waldorf
Really? Then I think I've seen one already.
Statler
Who?
Waldorf
You!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
You see Mark Genuine got eliminated? The first of many.
Statler
Gee, how bad do you gotta be to get fired from this mess?
Waldorf
Yeah, we need instructions!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Who's your favorite contestant so far?
Waldorf
Probably Monitor.
Statler
Why's that?
Waldorf
Because I can watch something else!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
I think the Periodic Table should only be made of one element.
Waldorf
Which one?
Statler
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Who's your most hated contestant?
Sock Hater
I'd have to pick Sock!
Statler
Which contestant are you?
Waldorf
Wait! Don't answer that!
Sock Hater
Why shouldn't I?
Waldorf
Cause then I'd know the name of my most hated contestant!!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
The people here are always talking about us, but at what cost?
Statler
We're always being associated with memes... as if we ever cared about them.
Muscle Man
You know who else is always being associated with memes?


Waldorf
What do Emoticons do, anyway?
( i can help add emotion to things! )> :D
Statler
Well, I know what emotion you're adding to me.
Waldorf
What?
Statler
Boredom!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Statler
Which contestant do you think will win?
Waldorf
Betting on Jurta.
Statler
Why is that?
Waldorf
I'd rather live in there than at this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
I heard that there were 101 contestants in this contest
Statler
Why only 101?
Waldorf
I guess Mandelly didn't want to come!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
What do Emoticons do, anyway?
( i can help add emotion to things! )> :D
Statler
Well, I know what emotion you're adding to me.
Waldorf
What?
Statler
Boredom!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


Waldorf
...
Statler
...
Waldorf
Statler...
Waldorf
I want you.
Statler
Waldorf
Statler and Waldorf
[KISSING NOISES]