Speaking of 15, did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?

Statler
Do you think this page has canon?
Waldorf
I hope not! None of these pages look good in photos!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Remember when that seal article took down this whole wiki?
Statler
I wish it was down longer.
Waldorf
Why is that?
Statler
So I don't have to keep looking at it!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Apparently Diary recently lost her first gaming tournament.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say, you can't win 'em all.
Statler
Yea, including this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
I thought wikis were supposed to be informative.
Statler
Well, I've learned something.
Waldorf
Yeah? What?
Statler
How to delete my account!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Still waiting for these guys to get their act together.
Statler
You old fool. You can't perform acts on a wiki.
Waldorf
Guess we'll be waiting for a while.
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
You see the Challenge 6 pre-challenge? They have to name something they'd never make.
Statler
But they'll all just list the same thing!
Waldorf
Which is?
Statler
A good page!
Statler and Waldorf
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UH OH!!! THIS PAGE IS UNDER REVIEW BY Dash Dingo. BE WARNED!!!




Statler
Dash Dingo?
Waldorf
Does that mean he likes to go fast?
Statler
I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Statler
I'm a stinky poo!
Statler
I didn't say that
Waldorf
Statler
I totally said that
Waldorf
You really ARE a stinky poo!
Waldorf
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
Stop it!!!!


Statler
Have you heard? Elon Musk is in charge of Twitter now.
Waldorf
Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.
Statler
Well, like what??
Waldorf
I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Remember the time when two parrots tried to imitate us?
Statler
Yeah, but they kissed afterwards.
Waldorf
Well, you know what they say. Birds of a feather flock together.
Statler
Waldorf


Pete
We're oldER. But that doesn't mean we're old!
Gerry
Yeah, we got the same energy as all the other teams... from about 5 AM to 4 PM.
Pete
Yeah after that we get a little, groggy.
Gerry
Hehe, groggy? I haven't seen the moon since 2003!
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Waldorf
Y'know, this "Wiki Camp" thing is something special.
Statler
Why do you think that?
Waldorf
It's eSPECIALly terrible!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
I never figured out if this or the last place we got stuck in was worse.
Waldorf
At least that stage could say it had something to show!
Statler and Waldorf
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Statler
You think someone's gotten the same thing twice in a row?
Waldorf
I hope so!
Statler
Why?
Waldorf
Maybe they'd get bored and leave!
Statler and Waldorf
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Waldorf
Uh oh, I heard the nerpa infection is spreading.
Statler
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Waldorf
How so?
Statler
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Statler and Waldorf
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