2026 FIFA World Cup
- This is merely a simulation of the 2026 FIFA World Cup. The results are all unofficial.
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DUDE. THIS IS MIKE AND SPIKE COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE UNITED STATES. WE'RE ABOUT TO GIVE YOU LIVE UPDATES ON THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP.
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Spike, I'm gonna be honest. This will be a historic World Cup. It'll be the first time three countries will host games in a single tournament. Also, 48 teams will qualify for the final tournament for the first time. I'm expecting plenty of new faces and plenty of returns.
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YEAH, MAN. 2022 WAS JAM-PACKED, DESPITE ALL THE SPORTSWASHING. QATAR MADE THEIR DEBUT, WALES AND CANADA RETURNED, SAUDI ARABIA UPSET ARGENTINA, JAPAN UPSET BOTH GERMANY AND SPAIN TO TOP GROUP E, MOROCCO TOPS GROUP F, ELIMINATING NO. 2 BELGIUM IN THE PROCESS, AND GOES ON TO BEAT SPAIN AND PORTUGAL AND BREAK SPEED'S HEART, AND IN THE END, MESSI AND HIS ARGENTINE SQUAD BEAT REIGNING WORLD CHAMPIONS FRANCE TO WIN THEIR FIRST TITLE IN 36 YEARS. UNBELIEVABLE STUFF, MAN.
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Well, who knows what'll happen this time?
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 . SEE YOU GUYS AT THE OPENING GAME. |
Seeding
| Group A | Group B | Group C | Group D |
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 Mexico
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.svg){kind=small} Canada
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 Brazil
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 United States
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| 23x15px South Africa |  Paraguay
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 Hungary
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 Austria
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 Greece
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23x15px Solomon Islands |  Denmark
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23x15px Iraq |
 South Korea
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 Senegal
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23x15px Guatemala |  Ecuador
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| Group E | Group F | Group G | Group H |
| 23x15px Croatia |  England
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 Spain
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 France
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 Uruguay
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23x15px Australia | 23x15px El Salvador |  Switzerland
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 Egypt
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23x15px Burundi | 23x15px Iran | 23x15px Saudi Arabia |
| 23x15px United Arab Emirates |  Sweden
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 Poland
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23x15px Mali |
| Group I | Group J | Group K | Group L |
| 23x15px Morocco |  Netherlands
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 Italy
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 Argentina
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| 23x15px Vietnam | 23x15px Costa Rica | 23x15px Jamaica | 23x15px Oman |
 Colombia
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 Germany
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 Japan
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23x15px Algeria |
| 23x15px Wales | 23x15px Libya | 23x15px Tunisia |  Ukraine
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