Australia

“	That's how we do it in the bush!	”
	— The Sniper, Team Fortress 2

This is Australia

Australia is a country I just made. I named the dining room table Canberra and the bunk bed Sydney.

Besides all the classy cities like Melbourne and Adelaide, Australia is mostly outback, though it too has interesting things, such as Uluru (a sacred rock formation), a 3,500-mile long fence that keeps dingoes out of the southeast, and a lonely stretch of railway that sees long, remote control iron ore trains. It actually helped free Brunei from occupation during World War II. Many animals are endemic to Australia, such as kangaroos, koalas, wombats, Tasmanian devils, echidnas, platypus, kookaburras, quokkas, quolls, emus, saltwater crocodiles, and the dreaded cassowaries.

Geography

Australia's highest point is Mount Kosciuszko.

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