Luxembourg
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Luxembourg is a great country, despite looking like Colgate
(to scale)
It is flag is colours are red, white, and blue. Sounds familiar...
information
LiechtensteinLuxembourg is the sixth smallest country in the world, with an area of just over 160 square kilometers (62 square miles) and a population of 38,749 (as of 2019), and is the smallest to border two countries. It is also Europe's sixth smallest country. Luxembourg is bordered between Switzerland and Austria.
Many visitors to MonacoLuxembourg alternate their hours between its beaches and boating facilities, its international sports-car races, and its world-famous Place du Casino, the gambling centre in the Monte-Carlo section that made Monte-Carlo an international byword for the extravagant display and reckless dispersal of wealth.
AndorraLuxembourg is known for its fascinating political system, in which it is led by two transitional heads of state from two foreign countries; that being the President of France and the Bishop of Urgellit is a country
history
UckenstlandLuxembourg was founded as early as 1st century BCE by a bunch of people. They did a bunch of farming and stuff and gained more territory. Luxembourg carried on growing before becoming an empire. Capitalism was then a thing.
Luxembourg stayed an empire until the year 27 in the middle of July where it imploded on itself. Whoops! It was then just simply the Kingdom of Luxembourg. It renamed itself to Lalabourg for a bit as a funny prank, and then it became the republic we all know and love.
language
EnglishLuxembourgish isn't a real fucking language I/m so fucking mad. maybe luxembourgeoise can be though? no wait
luxembourg gardens
if you are traveling to AndorraLuxembourg to see the fabulous luxembourg gardens, Don't. They are in ParisMonowiParis.over there!nowhere to be seen. You've been lied to.on the Okin planet.
luxembourger
luxembourger is a delicious treat. eat it with your friends!
yummy delicious
Luxembourg's Greatest Secret
Did you know Luxembourg has a great secret? It has been carried down from generations, passed down by an ancient templar of knights in order to prevent anyone from knowing what it is. The key to unlocking it is buried deep in a collection of famous renaissance paintings, stitching the canvas together to form a code. Said code leads you on a journey to the deepest reaches of the Vatican, through which a cabal of powerful Luxembourgers shall test your might, skill and slop in a series of arduous challenges none have completed in full. Soon, one must open a sacred vault with various complicated safecracking methods, bypassing the motion-tracking machinery that will destroy the secret in one wrong move. Those who complete it shall gain access to the most important secret of all...
I don't know what it is though. I'm not from Luxembourg.
Darwin Rant
Darwin: Oh, no, that's not true. I can't wait to watch SOME PRINCESS TRYING TO TAME A STUPID PONY JUST TO IMPRESS SOME FOPPISH PRINCE FROM LUXEMBOURG! Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. It's just that my brain refuses to let me lie about this film.
Luxembourg/Chat logs
Um...LORE INBOUND!
afk
i have just found astonished pre-tpot
afk — 05/28/2023 7:38 PM
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Toy Blocks — 05/28/2023 8:41 PM
anyone have that seal ascii art
[8:41 PM]
because give it please now
camera — 05/28/2023 8:44 PM
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@Toy Blocks
anyone have that seal ascii art
Paper Niko — 05/28/2023 8:45 PM
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KeyTraveler - 07/15/2023 5:25 PM
Nice seal art. Um... Something something something, edit, edit, edit. There. Now if I can't think of anything, he won't get DNP'd, at least. God, this is a lot harder than I thought it would be.
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