Hell Is a Court Case
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Killdra Courthouse - January 29th - 12:58 P.M
Orderrr! Order in the court! I Said Order!
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WE. WE AREN'T SAYING ANYTHING. YOU'VE JUST BEEN SAYING ORDER FOR 12 MINUTES.
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oh
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Well erm...yes..uh...Will the defendant display his case?
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thank you your honor
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ladies and gentlemen and everyone else of the jury. this guy is a massive bitch
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yeah thats right. lord akyveton is a total ass
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OBJECTION! LEADING THE WITNES-
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*Shush.* We're about to catch him. Don't talk yet.
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BUT-
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Hey. *SSShhhh.*
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like. look at this dude
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no sauce. clashing color palette. inconsistent anatomy. how the fuck does this guys jaw work
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complete BITCH who got eliminated second. all because his teammates misinterpereted what he said
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*THAT WASN'T MY IDEA! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO SENT THAT NOTE! THE PLAN WAS TO GET THAT DAGGE-*
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*We can't whisper, either. SHUSH, for just a second.*
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*HMPF.*
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like seriously. why does HE get to leave. nobody upstairs likes him and neither does anybody here either
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* Yeah! Like that one time where he called me cringe for mining Bitcoin!
Mister Chujin! You can't speak ye-
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OK. IN DEFENSE. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS.
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ALL IT TOOK WAS A GOOGLE SEARCH THAT THE THING WAS RESOLVED. NO NEED FOR A FUSS.
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* ...
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...
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im still right
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DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Alright. THAT DOES IT. ONE MORE MEMBER OF THE JURY OR THE DEFENDANT AND ATTORNEY SPEAKING OUT. OF. LINE. AND IM ENDING THIS IN FAVOUR OF STEAL YO GIRL RIGHT NOW.
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fucking thank you
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anyway so yeah
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we hate him. everyone hates him. nobody vote for this guy
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THIS ISN'T AN ELECTION YOU D-
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...
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...sorry
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this man has done nothing but be a nuisance to all the inhabitants of hell. he has ruined not only our peace in this afterlife, but now seeks to ruin the peace of the inhabitants upstairs by leasing a second chance at life.
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i rest
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my case
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..Well done presenting your opening argument, Mr. Steal Yo Girl. You've done a commendable job stating why you believe that the defendant is in the wrong.
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..It's clear that Lord Akyveton on the other hand, has no idea on how a court case works, speaking out of line and whatnot. Not to mention the temper of his attorney.
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*grunt*
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It's clear on who should be on TRACK to win the case here.
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exactly thank you bro
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..EXCEPT. That you forgot to account for one slight detail.
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...
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Why..the fuck did you even HIRE an attorney.
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..huh
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dude didnt even let me get a word in. ass.
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wait
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LIKE WHY. WHY DID YOU EVEN HIRE ONE. DONT FUCKING SPEAK OVER THE GUY YOU HIRED YOURE NOT EVEN THEPERSN SUPPOSED TO DO THE TALKING
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OOOHHH. THATS WHY YOU DIDNT LET- YOU WERE TRYING TO BAIT HIM INTO-
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see? told you.
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im just too pissed at all of you. fuck it. whatever. not guilty. go home akyveton. youre free to leave hell i guess.
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OOOOHHH HOLY SHIIITTTT
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wow....steal yo girl got served HOMEBODY STYLE!!!!
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in all seriousness though that was a legitimately shocking turn of events for SYG. I hope that this unexpected defeat does not discourage him from persuing his dreams of becoming a lawyer. This all happens to us sometimes
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