C (programming language)
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A programming language invented by computers to create memory leaks. Assembly would later replace the language all together because of C's complex nature.
Example Program
#define S(x) #x
#define T(x,s,i) s[(int)x|i]
#define Q(x,y,z,u,w,v) for(int k=1;k;)k x##=s[x##x i y y 0 y 0]==(z,'[')?(u,1):s[w|i]==(v,']')?-1+0:0;
#define O .0
#define OOF if
#define EI else if
#define CNT continue
#define NIKO putchar
typedef char r;
typedef int in;
#define X(x) r*s=S(x)\
-(0);r b[1>0?6\
+250:0xa<';'?-1:-0\
-1];main(){0>-0.0>0-0;\
"A total extinction of s\
eals is pr";char c=0;for(in\
i=('['>+0 )<-0-0-0-0-0-0-\
(']'> -.0 +.0);1201>i;i\
+=2-1) {if(!(T("la"\
&0,s, i)>=60)){if\
(-(T (0>+0<-0-0\
-0, s,i)==053&\
1>- 0-.0))(0>+\
0+0+ 0 + 0,T(0>+0+0\
+0+0 + 0+ 0 + 0+0<-0,b,c\
)++,0-0- 0> .0 ) ;if(0<0<.0\
>0>0 >0 | ( -0-0- -T(0>0-\
0-0-0< + -0- 0-0-0-0,s,i)\
==45) > +0+ .0- 0-0-0-.0>-0\
)T(0>0 + 0 <0 -0-0 -0-0-0-0-0,b,\
c)--+0+ 0 >+ +0 +0+ -.0 >+0+0+0+0;if(\
(T(0>+0+0 +0+0+0+0+0+0<0- 0, s,i)==056)>.0\
>-0)NIKO (T (0>+0<-0-0-0,b, c))>+0+.0>-0;\
}OOF(!(T( 0>+0< -0-0- 0-0- 0 -0-0,s,i)>90.0\
+0+00+.0 ) |.0< 0<0< 0<.0 >0>0>0>0>00){\
OOF(T(-0,s,i )==+074)+ +c--; if(T(-0,s,i)\
==076)c=c+01+ 0 + 00 ; }if (T( -0,s,i)==\
91){OOF(T(0 , b , c) )0; continue;Q(+,\
-,+00,-00 > -0 ,- 0- 0< 0,0 >-0)0>+.0;}EI\
(T ( -0,s,i )!= 93)CNT ;if( -T(0 >+0<-0-0-0-0-\
0-0- 0,b,c ) |0> O ){ Q(-,+ , b[0\
-0 ]+0,- 0> 0 - 0 , -0-0<0,\
0> - 0)0>+0 + O > +0+0+0+b \
[0> + 0+0+0 +0 + 0+0+0+0< -\
0] >+0< 0 < b [0>0>.0< 00 \
<+0 ] +0+0+ 0 +0+0+0+ 0 +\
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