Cake

A cake is anything that isn't not a Cake.

Sentences on the Wikipedia article for "Cake" that go hard

• Although clear examples of the difference between cake and bread are easy to find, the precise classification has always been elusive.

• One egg cakes are made with one egg.

• A cake can fail to bake properly, which is called "falling".

Definitely a cake.

A plate of white chocolate cake balls

Even this is a cake.

Excoise me, but how are shovels cakes?

Well, they're caked with mud, so they're cakes.