Contract/Unused

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 A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.

• "Hey, it's Pauling. You're being called from the team lounge."
• "A.C.R.O.N.Y.M., Pauling. Got something for you three to do."
• "Hey, Pauling. Saw this contract and thought of you guys."
• "Pauling here. You guys can do your wordplay thing, right?"
• "Hey guys, Pauling. I have a... uh... Commitment Of- uh... Needed... Tasks... Never mind. I've got a contract for you."
• "A.C.R.O.N.Y.M., Pauling. Crazy glue might come in handy here."
• "Pauling. Need you guys to do something for me."

Character specific

• "Monitor, Pauling. Need your help with something."
• "Monitor? It's Pauling. Could you write down some random bits of trivia for me? It's related to the contract, I promise."
• "Biscuit Tin, it's Pauling. Got a job for you."
• "Biscuit Tin, Pauling here. Do you know anything about digital storage? I figured I would ask, since you're physical storage. Uh... anyway, I have a job for you."
• "Hey Duplo, Pauling. Have one for you."
• "Duplo, Pauling. Can you type with all of your legs at once? Is that how that works? E- Either way, I have a job for you."

Completion

• "Appreciate it. Knew I could count on your wordsmithing."
• "Thanks, Monitor. Your trivia pursuit is valued."
• "Thanks again, Biscuit Tin. Here's a better thing to store, instead of old Pokémon cards."
• "Appreciate it, Duplo. I don't know if anybody else could do that with 2 legs."

Failure

• "Did you misspell something somewhere? I hope not, you guys are all about spelling."
• "Maybe I should ask the other acronym people."
• "Hey, sometimes it doesn't work out, I get it. Making an acronym is hard."

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 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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 Anyone Who’s Played Candy Crush Level 87 Understands That the Idea of a Compassionate God Is a Naive One

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 Checkpoint

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 Damn seal

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 Epic Evil

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 Host

• "Host, Pauling. ...well, I hope this is sending to one of your groups, at least. Anyway, I've got a job for you."
• "Host, Pauling. Finish your dailies and then check this one out."
• [While there is a flag for this dialog as an option between these two quotes, the dialogue itself is a blank space.]
• "Host, Pauling here. If you could take a break from the tunes, I've got a job for you."
• "Hey Host, it's Pauling. Can you choose a representative of your club to take this on?"

Character specific

• "Hey, uh... Um. Hi! This is Pauling. Got something for you."
• "...did I get the wrong guy? ...oh, hotmic, uh. This is Miss P. from... uh, R&D. Contact me back. Thanks."
• "Diary, Pauling. You'll want to write this one down."
• "Hey Diary, it's Pauling. I saw a rerun of one of your COLOSSES fights in my file record, and it seems like you really handed it to them. Tangentially related, I need you to get this done fast."
• "Diffuser, Pauling. Give this listing a look."
• "Hey Diffuser, Pauling here. I think you'll be able to use your previous workplace experience with this one."
• "Dora, Pauling. Your planning skills may come in handy."
• "Hey Dora, it's Pauling. I don't want to jump the gun and say that you should consider deploying your secret weapon for this one, but... well, you know. Up to you."
• "Hey, Emoticon. You're gonna want to check this."
• "Emoticon, this is Pauling. I know you've already read this contract. You wrote on it. You're not allowed to do that. Luckily, this one was already for you."
• "Hey, LiSt. You should view this one."
• "LiSt, Pauling. So I hear you're into making music, right? Okay, allotted smalltalk period over. I have a job for you."
• "Nurse Cap, Pauling here. Try operate on this one."
• "Hey Nurse Cap, Pauling. You know who doesn't want you to take this job? Hippocrates. Stick it to 'em."
• "Open Sesame, Pauling. Get your eyes on this one."
• "Open Sesame, it's Pauling. You know, some of your records in our files show that you have an identical twin lookin' kinda guy. Are they open to recruitment? Just figured I'd ask. Anyway, job."
• "Hey Playlist, Pauling here. Can you get your weird laughing guy on the job?"
• "Hey Playlist, it's Pauling. I know you don't talk much, but you're good with writing."
• "Playlist, Pauling. How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Or do a job. That too."
• "Playlist, it's Pauling. [muffled sounds] Do you understand that? Can I speak egg?" [unused]
• "Smobo, it's Pauling. Give this one a read."
• "'Extra, extra, read all about it!' That was my, uh, paperboy impression. How did I do? Could you, uh, rate it from 1 to 100?"
• "U.U.F.O., Pauling. Could you send a resident of yours on this?"
• "Hey U.U.F.O., it's Pauling. ...you know, I've never known if you can understand what I'm saying. You seem to get the job done, so... yeah, I guess so. Not the weirdest thing I've ever seen, honestly."
• "[THE ZEITGEIST], Pauling. Can you write this one for me?"
• "Hey, [THE ZEITGEIST], it's Pauling! Do you think you could help me with a little something? Thanks! Give me a call when you're done."
• "[THE ZEITGEIST], this is Pauling. I think you'll find that your information-sorting skills will be particularly useful for this one."
• "Hey [THE ZEITGEIST], Pauling here. If you can read this, could you send me a message about if you can do this one? Call me back.
• "[THE ZEITGEIST], it's Pauling. You're one of the fastest typists I have contact with, so if you can write this down, it'd be handy. Thanks."

Completion

• "Thanks, uh... yeah. Thanks. I'm sending something to your team. I'm sure they can figure out who to give it to."
• "Appreciate it, Diary. Add this to your collection. Or your next yard sale. I don't judge, I just give out what I'm told."
• "Here, Diffuser, you've earned it. Straight from our warehouses."
• "Contract complete. Thanks, Dora. Here's something nice for you."
• "Thanks, Emoticon. Here's your reward - I'm sure you can figure out how to interact with it."
• "Appreciate it, LiSt. Check this one out for size."
• "Congratulations, Nurse Cap, you've shown them what for."
• "I'll give you this much, Open Sesame - you get things done."
• "Thanks for the help, Playlist. Try this at the next gig you get."
• "Nice job, Smobo. The check's in the mail."
• "Good work, U.U.F.O. - here's something for the inventory."
• "Contract fulfilled. Nice work, [THE ZEITGEIST]."
• "You did it [THE ZEITGEIST]! Thanks buddy."
• "Fulfilled to the letter, [THE ZEITGEIST]. Thanks again."
• "Thanks [THE ZEITGEIST]. Administrator was really on me about this one."
• "Nicely done, [THE ZEITGEIST]. I'll be in touch."

Failure

• "Yeah, I can't be surprised. Your team seems like a mess."
• "Yikes. I should've figured by how you ran your troupe."
• "I... can't see if you did anything or not. If you tried, it didn't get to me. So... I guess you failed. Sorry."
• "That's alright, I just figured you would've been a bit better at working with hardware."
• "Okay, fair. Maybe another 23 revisions will make it right."

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 I like this Team Name

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 Low Hangers

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 Team 17

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 The Mario Party

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 The Ostaps

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 The Sponsored Segments

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 The Ultimate Heist Crew

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 Wanted contestants

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 \\err:404

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 BREAKFAST Party [unused]

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 Teem Fair-E Land [unused]