Drywall/Consumption Ending
You decided to consume the drywall.
Right as you began your feast, a crowd of Lowe's workers burst in. They all have one objective in mind: stopping you from proceeding[1]
As they ran towards you, you made an escape, attempting to take bites of the drywall. You don't intend on leaving without one taste of the plaster. Eventually, you came to a dead end. The crowd has you surrounded, and there is nothing you can do, except fight back.
With one full swing, you knocked one of the workers out with your bare leg. Eventually, after minutes of fighting, you somehow reign supreme.
You carried on eating the drywall, but stopped when you felt a dreadful feeling within your stomach. Before you know it, you're at the hospital lying in a bed, awaiting surgery. Deep down, however, you knew that this was worth it. You finally got a taste of drywall.
...You got the Consumption Ending.